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xkcd: Duty Calls
A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/386/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
A webcomic of romance,sarcasm, math, and language.
XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Duty Calls
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/386/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
[[A stick man is behind computer]]
Voice outside frame: Are you coming to bed?
Man: I can't. This is important.
Voice: What?
Man: Someone is WRONG on the internet.
{{title text: What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!}}
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Three Word Phrase, SMBC, Dinosaur Comics, Oglaf (nsfw), A Softer World, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Questionable Content, Buttercup Festival, Homestuck, Junior Scientist Power Hour
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