| CARVIEW |
Select Language
HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently
Connection: keep-alive
Content-Length: 162
Server: nginx
Content-Type: text/html
Location: https://xkcd.com/327/
Expires: Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:54:24 GMT
Cache-Control: max-age=300
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Age: 0
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:49:24 GMT
Via: 1.1 varnish
X-Served-By: cache-bom-vanm7210067-BOM
X-Cache: MISS
X-Cache-Hits: 0
X-Timer: S1767008964.062836,VS0,VE445
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: keep-alive
Content-Length: 3062
Server: nginx
Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
ETag: W/"694eb18b-1dfb"
Expires: Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:54:25 GMT
Cache-Control: max-age=300
Content-Encoding: gzip
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Age: 0
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:49:25 GMT
Via: 1.1 varnish
X-Served-By: cache-bom-vanm7210067-BOM
X-Cache: MISS
X-Cache-Hits: 0
X-Timer: S1767008965.536898,VS0,VE743
Vary: Accept-Encoding
xkcd: Exploits of a Mom
A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/327/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png
A webcomic of romance,sarcasm, math, and language.
Special 10th anniversary edition of WHAT IF?—revised and annotated with brand-new illustrations and answers to important questions you never thought to ask—out now. Order it here!
Exploits of a Mom
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/327/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png
[[A woman is talking on the phone, holding a cup]]
Phone: Hi, this is your son's school. We're having some computer trouble.
Mom: Oh dearâdid he break something?
Phone: In a wayâ
Phone: Did you really name your son "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" ?
Mom: Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
Phone: Well, we've lost this year's student records. I hope you're happy.
Mom: And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs.
{{title-text: Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.}}
Comics I enjoy:
Three Word Phrase, SMBC, Dinosaur Comics, Oglaf (nsfw), A Softer World, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Questionable Content, Buttercup Festival, Homestuck, Junior Scientist Power Hour
Three Word Phrase, SMBC, Dinosaur Comics, Oglaf (nsfw), A Softer World, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Questionable Content, Buttercup Festival, Homestuck, Junior Scientist Power Hour
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS
at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device
from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device
from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License.
This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). More details.