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xkcd: Excessive Quotation
A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/307/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/excessive_quotation.png
A webcomic of romance,sarcasm, math, and language.
XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Excessive Quotation
Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/307/
Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/excessive_quotation.png
[[Outside, under a crescent moon.]]
Woman: It's strange to stare at the moon and think about people walking on it.
Man: That's no moon, it's aâ<<gack>>
[[She holds him up in the air by his neck à la Darth Vader using the force.]]
Woman: I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.
{{Title text: Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.}}
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Three Word Phrase, SMBC, Dinosaur Comics, Oglaf (nsfw), A Softer World, Buttersafe, Perry Bible Fellowship, Questionable Content, Buttercup Festival, Homestuck, Junior Scientist Power Hour
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