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Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.Tue, 20 Jan 2026 13:10:56 +0000en-US
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3232ICE Agents Join #MeToo Movement
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-agents-join-metoo-movement/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-agents-join-metoo-movement/#respondTue, 20 Jan 2026 19:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229080Claim To Be Sexually Harassed By Pink-Haired Women Honking and Whistling at Them
“It’s Worse Than Walking By a Bunch of Women in Flannel at a Construction Site,” Sobs One
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-agents-join-metoo-movement/feed/0Straight Line of the Day: Oh, No! Cracks Are Starting To Appear at the Nation’s Biggest Banks …
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-oh-no-cracks-are-starting-to-appear-at-the-nations-biggest-banks/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-oh-no-cracks-are-starting-to-appear-at-the-nations-biggest-banks/#commentsTue, 20 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229000
Cracks Begin to Appear at the Nation’s Biggest Banks NY Times | 15 Jan 26 | Rob Copland
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-oh-no-cracks-are-starting-to-appear-at-the-nations-biggest-banks/feed/10Caption This!
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/caption-this-308/feed/14Babesleaga Group AK : Week 1 : Minka Kelly vs Zendaya
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-minka-kelly-vs-zendaya/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-minka-kelly-vs-zendaya/#respondTue, 20 Jan 2026 01:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229073Good night.
Minka Kelly vs Zendaya
Minka Kelly
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Zendaya
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-minka-kelly-vs-zendaya/feed/0Babesleaga Group AK : Week 1 : Alexandra Daddario vs Sabrina Carpenter
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-alexandra-daddario-vs-sabrina-carpenter/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-alexandra-daddario-vs-sabrina-carpenter/#respondMon, 19 Jan 2026 23:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229071
Good evening.
Alexandra Daddario vs Sabrina Carpenter
Alexandra Daddario
VS
Sabrina Carpenter
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-alexandra-daddario-vs-sabrina-carpenter/feed/0Babesleaga Group AK : Week 1 : Victoria Justice vs Hailee Steinfeld
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-victoria-justice-vs-hailee-steinfeld/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-victoria-justice-vs-hailee-steinfeld/#respondMon, 19 Jan 2026 19:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229069
Good afternoon.
Victoria Justice vs Hailee Steinfeld
Victoria Justice
VS
Hailee Steinfeld
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-victoria-justice-vs-hailee-steinfeld/feed/0Straight Line of the Day: Ways To Show Your Date That You’ve Got Real Class…
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-ways-to-show-your-date-that-youve-got-real-class/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-ways-to-show-your-date-that-youve-got-real-class/#commentsMon, 19 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228972If a woman: at restaurants save your gum under the plate until the end of the meal.
Also save questions about how much he really makes until the end of the meal.
Burp only if burped unto.
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]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-ways-to-show-your-date-that-youve-got-real-class/feed/9ICE Raids IMAO Headquarters; Goes Away Dumbfounded
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-raids-imao-headquarters-goes-away-dumbfounded/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-raids-imao-headquarters-goes-away-dumbfounded/#commentsMon, 19 Jan 2026 16:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229021All Interns Are Exceptionally Well Documented. Almost Obsessively So.
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/ice-raids-imao-headquarters-goes-away-dumbfounded/feed/5Babesleaga Group AK : Week 1 : Lily Collins vs Sydney Sweeney
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-lily-collins-vs-sydney-sweeney/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-lily-collins-vs-sydney-sweeney/#respondMon, 19 Jan 2026 15:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229067
Good morning.
Lily Collins vs Sydney Sweeney
Lily Collins
VS
Sydney Sweeney
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak-week-1-lily-collins-vs-sydney-sweeney/feed/0Babesleaga Group AK
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak/#commentsMon, 19 Jan 2026 12:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=229065Good morning. After our short hiatus we are back with out next group. Here are today’s match-ups.
10:00 am Lily Collins vs Sydney Sweeney
2:00 pm Victoria Justice vs Hailee Steinfeld
6:00 pm Alexandra Daddario vs Sabrina Carpenter
8:00 pm Minka Kelly vs Zendaya
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/babesleaga-group-ak/feed/1Saturday Night Hootenanny
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/saturday-night-hootenanny-193/
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It’s a new year but we are hitting the vault for these.
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-saturday-night-special-137/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-saturday-night-special-137/#commentsSun, 18 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228998
We got a winners special for this week. Tougher choices to be made.
Winner
1.
This week.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
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9.
10.
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-saturday-night-special-137/feed/1Straight Line of the Day: Minnesota’s Next Brilliant Use of Billions of Taxpayer Dollars: …
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-minnesotas-next-brilliant-use-of-billions-of-taxpayer-dollars/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-minnesotas-next-brilliant-use-of-billions-of-taxpayer-dollars/#commentsSat, 17 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228967
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-minnesotas-next-brilliant-use-of-billions-of-taxpayer-dollars/feed/11Friday Night Open Thread: Got Your Affairs in Order?
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/friday-night-open-thread-got-your-affairs-in-order/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/friday-night-open-thread-got-your-affairs-in-order/#commentsFri, 16 Jan 2026 23:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228936
Baba Vanga predicted alien spaceship would enter Earth’s atmosphere and outbreak of WWIII for 2026 nypost.com | Jan. 8, 2026 | Richard Pollina
The blind Bulgarian mystic, who died in 1996 at age 85, was said to have predicted humanity’s first-ever encounter with extraterrestrial life would take place in November 2026, according to The Mirror.
She warned that a colossal alien spacecraft would enter Earth’s atmosphere, though she did not elaborate on the visitors’ intentions.
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/friday-night-open-thread-got-your-affairs-in-order/feed/6Straight Line of the Day: In the “Woke” Reboot of WWII…
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-in-the-woke-remake-of-wwii/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-in-the-woke-remake-of-wwii/#commentsFri, 16 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228961It will be considered hate speech to call tanks “Panzers.”
An aside:
This is pretty much a sin:
‘Rockford Files’ Reboot Gets NBC Pilot Order Variety | 01/13/2026 | Joe Otterson
It’s bound to come out looking more like a remake of “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-in-the-woke-remake-of-wwii/feed/14Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 1/2/2026 : New Matches for 1/16/2026
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-friday-results-from-1-2-2026-new-matches-for-1-16-2026/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-friday-results-from-1-2-2026-new-matches-for-1-16-2026/#respondFri, 16 Jan 2026 15:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228985
Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.
Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”
In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.
Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.
Michelle Yeoh
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-friday-results-from-1-2-2026-new-matches-for-1-16-2026/feed/0Straight Line of the Day: Prediction — the Next Country That Will Change Its Name Is…
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-prediction-the-next-country-that-will-change-its-name-is/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-prediction-the-next-country-that-will-change-its-name-is/#commentsThu, 15 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228959
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-prediction-the-next-country-that-will-change-its-name-is/feed/20Cartoons and Memes : Whoopsies!
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-whoopsies/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-whoopsies/#respondThu, 15 Jan 2026 15:35:50 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228981Looks like mistakes were made. There will be consequences. I blame Trump
Follow the link back to original poll.
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-whoopsies/feed/0Straight Line of the Day: The Only Amusing Thing About Dead Bodies Piling Up at Disneyworld…
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-the-only-amusing-thing-about-dead-bodies-piling-up-at-disneyworld/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-the-only-amusing-thing-about-dead-bodies-piling-up-at-disneyworld/#commentsWed, 14 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228940
HORROR: Dead Body Found at Disney World is SIXTH ONE in Just Three Months Gateway Pundit | Mike LaChance
A dead body was just discovered at Disney World and it’s the sixth one in just three months. It’s an obvious public relations disaster for Disney but it also raises all kinds of questions.
What are the odds of so many people turning up dead in one place, even if the deaths are unrelated?
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-the-only-amusing-thing-about-dead-bodies-piling-up-at-disneyworld/feed/27Cartoons and Memes :Whoopsie!
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-281/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-281/#commentsWed, 14 Jan 2026 15:30:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228846
“Already for the Vegas trip next week. But I have nothing to wear.”
“Then you are totally ready.”
“If you say so. Also, since we will all be in Vegas this voting is open for two weeks as well. Until the 14th.”
“Make it so.”
It looks like I messed up the poll on this so we reopen voting. My apologies.
Winner
10.
This week
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2.
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https://www.imao.us/2026/01/cartoons-and-memes-281/feed/1Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 12/31/2025 : New Matches for 1/14/2026
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-from-12-31-2025-new-matches-for-1-14-2026/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-from-12-31-2025-new-matches-for-1-14-2026/#respondWed, 14 Jan 2026 15:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228957
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.
Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.
Caroline Munro
Match 2
Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones) vs Olga Bisera (Felicca)
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.
Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.
Olga Bisera
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-from-12-31-2025-new-matches-for-1-14-2026/feed/0Straight Line of the Day: If Your Car Is Controlled by Satan…
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-if-your-car-is-controlled-by-satan/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/straight-line-of-the-day-if-your-car-is-controlled-by-satan/#commentsTue, 13 Jan 2026 17:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228934
Suspect Claims Car Was ‘Controlled by Satan’ During Fatal Hit-and-Run WMAR2 | Jan 09, 2026 | Rushaad Hayward, Raven Payne
… Manigo told investigators he didn’t know Jones but that his car was “bewitched” and “controlled by Satan.”
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/imao-installs-combination-beer-brewery-bathroom-plumbing-eliminating-middleman/feed/5Caption This!
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/caption-this-307/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/caption-this-307/#commentsTue, 13 Jan 2026 15:34:01 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228954Better late than never.
]]>https://www.imao.us/2026/01/caption-this-307/feed/6Walrus Sent Home Two Souvenirs From His Vegas Trip
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/walrus-sent-home-two-souvenirs-from-his-vegas-trip/
https://www.imao.us/2026/01/walrus-sent-home-two-souvenirs-from-his-vegas-trip/#commentsMon, 12 Jan 2026 22:00:00 +0000https://www.imao.us/?p=228950Didn’t say what we were supposed to do with them. They just showed up.
