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Mortified: Share the Shame – Adults Sharing the Embarrassing Things They Created as Kids
W itness adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood artifacts (journals, letters, poems, lyrics, plays, home movies, art) with others, in order to reveal stories about their lives.
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“A cultural phenomenon!” – Newsweek
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