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The Islamicists: All the Chapters In Order

This is the story of The Islamicist. Like Dickens, who serialised his book, this blog posts chapters at a time, the most recent post being first.

Here they are, in order they were written.

1. The Islamicist: The beginning

2. Hizbutized at College

3. A sticky situation

4. The beginning of the speechifying, and how Abu Tesco got his name

5. How to boil an egg, Islamicist style

6. Controlling the womenses Part 1

7. Controlling the womenses Part 2

8. Slogans to remember I

9. Ordering Chicken and Chips, Islamicist style

10. Slogans to remember II

11. The deviants of Al-Margarine

12. The gentrification of the Hizb-ut-Tizer

13. Having Your Islamicist Cake and Eating it (aka ‘The Biscuit Speech’)

14. How Harry Potter led to my leaving the Hizb

15. The End: Let this learn us all.

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I have now 'come out' and live at https://mooslim.com/blog/, feel free to link there. Please also bear in mind the events described here may not conform to reality

Recent Posts

• The End: Let this learn us all.
• How Harry Potter led to my leaving the Hizb
• Having Your Islamicist Cake and Eating it (aka ‘The Biscuit Speech’)
• The gentrification of the Hizb-ut-Tizer
• The deviants of Al-Margarine

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All Posts

The Islamicist: The beginning

Hizbutized at College

A sticky situation

The beginning of the speechifying, and how Abu Tesco got his name

How to boil an egg, Islamicist style

Controlling the womenses Part 1

Controlling the womenses Part 2

Slogans to remember I

Ordering Chicken and Chips, Islamicist style

Slogans to remember II

The deviants of Al-Margarine

The gentrification of the Hizb-ut-Tizer

Having Your Islamicist Cake and Eating it (aka ‘The Biscuit Speech’)

How Harry Potter led to my leaving the Hizb

The End: Let this learn us all.

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