Worth Winning?

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Younger boy’s school is doing a cash prize raffle with the winner getting $50,000! Tickets are $300 each. 500 tickets total, so a 1 in 500 chance of winning $50k.

Well, that’s before taxes of course…

A $50,000 raffle win in Kentucky will be subject to both federal and state income taxes, with immediate withholding of 24% for federal taxes ($12,000) and a 4.5% Kentucky state income tax ($2,250). Total initial withholding is typically around $14,250, though you may owe more depending on your final tax bracket. 

Key Takeaways for a $50,000 Win:

  • Federal Tax: The IRS requires a mandatory 24% withholding for prizes over $5,000, amounting to $12,000.
  • Kentucky State Tax: Kentucky taxes gambling/raffle winnings, with a rate of 4.5% (as of 2023), totaling $2,250.
  • Total Initial Tax: Roughly $14,250 will be withheld up front.
  • Additional Taxes: Since $50,000 likely pushes you into a higher tax bracket, you may owe additional federal taxes when you file your tax return.

So you take at $14,250 haircut before you get a dime AND you’ll likely be on the hook for another couple grand at the end of the tax year. So, really you’re paying $300 at a chance to win around $30,000. Which would certainly be helpful, but not as helpful as actually getting $50,000.

T.C.I.F.

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A DC comic version of Teela from Masters of the Univers that I was unaware of. Nice design, but could use some more rib meat.

Teela is depicted in From Eternia — With Death! as the newest member of the Royal Guard, but she is portrayed as leading the guards and referred as “Captain Teela” in later stories. This version has blonde hair rather than red and always wears it loose.

In the main miniseries, Teela is one of the Heroic Warriors who help He-Man to find the talismans that will guide them to the Power Sword. While both preview issues and issues #2-3 of the miniseries show Teela with her toy attire, issue #1 has her wearing a different uniform with a metal bra and a fur loincloth, looking like a female version of He-Man. However it was very quickly corrected to the intended toy-design attire.

https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Teela_(DC_Comics)

New movie coming out. I am not hopeful.

Enmathification

JFC. What in the hell is that shit?

Its been a few years, but when I was trying to help my then 4th grader with math homework I was explaining borrowing and saying things like “the ones column and the tens column” and he didn’t know what I was talking about. And he was going to a private school that I was paying thousands of dollars a year for. How in TF can you teach math above single digits without using the numbers column stuff?!?!

Before Amelia There Was …

Recently, Britain, or at least certain elements of it, has developed a love affair with a certain purple-haired girl.

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But that’s nothing new for them. Over 50 years ago there was the OG purple-haired siren. Gabby Drake, played Lt. Gay Ellis on the show UFO. Funnily enough, her job was protecting from alien invasions.

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Gott im Himmel!

Script Doctor

This skit would hit a lot harder if his GF was the MUCH prettier girl on the right to start. Who wouldn’t want to upgrade from the 5/6 to a 9? If the 9 was his GF to start and was ignoring him and then he shifted to the 6, it would tell her, “You might be a pretty girl, but you’re not the ONLY girl or so pretty I’ll put up with that shit.”

So do that or do the skit with two girls who are much closer looks-wise.