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What Not to Crochet | because there's always one more crochet design that shouldn't be made!
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November 23, 2011
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November 12, 2011
Kinky Set
The kinkiest part of this set? Made with acrylic yarn…ugh. Sure, it makes it more wash & wear but acrylic has a way of sucking the sexy right out of anything but blankets and rugs.
And, by the way, the designer claims that the mask hides your identity…great, but what about the poor girl being flogged?
All yours for the low low price of $30!
Posted in Everything Else | 12 Comments »
November 5, 2011
OOAK Crap
The designer describes this thing as “luxury ladies designer gillet/top/vest”… And in case you are still not tempted, here’s the description of the item for sale and the kicker? It’s copyright protected! Well, if someone wants to steal this they need to be locked up and the key thrown away! Thanks to one of our eagle-eyed readers for sending this one in!
From my new collection inspired by “”Fotoula” Amazing statement gillet in lilac color and many other colors! It is embroidered with knitted roses and leaves. It is handmade crochet with seven colors and different yarns The size of this model is M/L. If you want it sent me your size and i will make in any color you want! This item is copyright protected! ENJOY
Posted in Clothing Designs, For Women | 27 Comments »
October 28, 2011
Ragging…
A ragging rag doll… When I found this, one side of my brain laughed and the other side thought WTH, gross. Is it Halloween yet? This has to be a joke.
Posted in Everything Else | 15 Comments »
October 25, 2011
Put them back on the table…
My eyes are bleeding. Extra large motifs plus gaudy colors surely makes it better to wear doilies…right?? Right?? Not.
Posted in Accessories | 16 Comments »
October 11, 2011
Cute & Creepy
Just when you think amigurumi is cute you run into amigurumi with a twist…a creepy twist from the minds of artistes! They are still kind of cute aren’t they? Does that make me twisted? LOL
Posted in Everything Else | 17 Comments »
October 9, 2011
Clown Pants?
So, if you’re Rihanna and you’re wearing crochet clown pants, does that make it okay? The look on the other’s faces in the pictures with her pretty much says it all…well, except for the dude really…
However, in her defense at least she can wear them pretty well unlike these two:
Posted in Clothing Designs, For Women | 9 Comments »
September 26, 2011
Make it stop.
Nothing is flattering about any of these designs…somebody make it stop…please?
Posted in Clothing Designs, For Women | 36 Comments »
September 13, 2011
Don’t get burned…
If you crochet a fetus in a jar, you just might get flamed…
“It appears that I have broken the fiber arts world with this pattern. People, I am not the first person to have made something like this and I’m certainly not the last. If you don’t like it, move along. Flaming is unnecessary and really just bores me.” (designer’s words)
So what do you think? Flame-able? Poor taste? Unusual? Funny?
Posted in Everything Else | 52 Comments »
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