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Best Tweets Twitter List by Peter Urbanski on Listorious
Best Tweets
Funny Or Die
We make comedy videos with famous and funny people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We also like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.1,697,108 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor site, someecards.com. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,597,233 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,505,939 followers | Follow
Jason Goldman
Flipped my wig at age 22 and it never grew back. Also: I'm VP Product at Twitter.1,392,998 followers | Follow
danny masterson
i been workin on the railroad,all the live long day... i been workin on the railroad jus to pass the time awaaaay...1,380,416 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,185,035 followers | Follow
DaveJMatthews
812,015 followers | Follow
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether. BTW, I sometimes tweet a lot. Take me off text alerts!675,077 followers | Follow
Top Tweets
Top Tweets algorithmically selects and retweets some of the most interesting tweets spreading across Twitter. Enjoy!593,221 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.404,848 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
318,315 followers | Follow
Mastin Kipp
To make each day a fresh start sign up for our FREE daily email at www.TheDailyLove.com - TDL was founded by 28yr old @MastinKipp286,937 followers | Follow
Christian Spicer
comedian, actor, writer, video-game player, comic-book reader, nice guy241,354 followers | Follow
Dominic Byrne
Man who does news. And dabbles in a bit of weather reporting not always 100 per cent accurate.155,780 followers | Follow
Tiny Buddha
The Tiny Buddha will bring you wisdom! Quotes from the wise, happiness tips, and stories about living out loud. Founded by @lori_deschene.123,773 followers | Follow
Claude Bouchard
The next best-selling crime-thriller novelist! Author of Vigilante, The Consultant and more! Creator of Simple Musings & dubbed Einstein of Twitter!118,118 followers | Follow
Adam McKay
Adam McKay is a writer and sometimes directs stuff and works at Gary Sanchez Prod and FOD46,378 followers | Follow
Joyce Cherrier
Misplaced Maui girl/ Former health food store owning gym managing pro-windsurfer/25 yrs.in health. Luv surfing, organic, green, social media & my Fender bass.32,598 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the Winston-Salem Journal. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.29,848 followers | Follow
Kelly Shannon Kelly
I tweet funny oneliners and will follow you back! Adventurer, world-traveler, photographer, editor, writer,(not necessarily in that order!)28,263 followers | Follow
James Gunn
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.28,177 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.28,045 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
putthison.com, youlooknicetoday.com, birdhouseapp.com, adamlisagor.com26,902 followers | Follow
RedheadWriting
Writer, disruptive presence, devil's advocate (the devil, on occasion), snarkmeister, hash tag abuser in a 10 step program because I can't commit to 12.12,094 followers | Follow
Tom Tomorrow
Creator of weekly cartoon This Modern World, Pearl Jam album cover artist, proud dad.11,907 followers | Follow
Richard Laermer
Rambunctious (think rum + boisterous) pop culture/media junkie & prolific writer of all things askew.11,875 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.8,901 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish8,387 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer.8,327 followers | Follow
David Bugliari
7,565 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
@clapifyoulikeme's girl. Used to give out welcome messages, but not since I SOLD OUT. averyedison[at]gmail[dot]com6,961 followers | Follow
Rio Denali
Just here to make you laugh. Or at least make you think. Comedy, jokes & funny stuff. I follow everyone back.6,643 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are6,113 followers | Follow
Sadao Turner Esq.
New media producer for Ryan Seacrest. I don't work for his clones though.6,014 followers | Follow
James Laker
No matter the opponents Game Man Listens Own Optimum Time No matter the conditions-Game- Man Wins-In His Window Of Time5,482 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.5,376 followers | Follow
Derek Thomas
I seek out intelligent, creative people, empathic folk who know what pain is and don't want to unnecessarily hurt others5,348 followers | Follow
Kim Brater
Co-founder of Ant Hill Marketing, Brand Strategist and news junkie. Your brand is your business.5,096 followers | Follow
Ben Brooks
Comic, rocker, papa. Creator of Slacker Dads and host of 'Tweet In'. Ben has performed at Just For Laughs and on the TV. Ben also plays Ben Brooks on Twitter.4,883 followers | Follow
Funny Pictures Pics
Funny! Your Host For Online Entertainment: Funny Videos, Pictures, Games And Much More!! Become A Fan On Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/petedotcom4,814 followers | Follow
The Night Stalker
Writer, actor,cotton candy vendor, killer tomato, night Stalker. Snarking my way through college.4,505 followers | Follow
Feengrangle Qualis
Allow me to be your imaginary friend. Gourmet leftovers chef. Not Good Housekeeping approved.4,152 followers | Follow
Nick Alias Plemur
As seen on TV if you have home movies with me in them, and watch them on a TV. Coined the term 'Coined the term'. I'm a fan of money. plaidlemur[at]gmail.com3,676 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. Currently, I'm probably daydreaming about being in action movies. I work in mass communications.3,501 followers | Follow
Sucktackular.com
What midgets, toothless BJs, Christian Bale, and the incestual relationship you have with your cousin have in common.3,475 followers | Follow
Bort Flancrest
I am a father to two children. What kind of society would let this happen?3,141 followers | Follow
Luke InVan
Making orphans and widows feel better about their predicament for over 10 years.3,126 followers | Follow
Jay Handler
President of The Marketing Department, helping companies of ALL sizes get their messages heard! Public Speaker, webinar/seminar leader, consultant.2,620 followers | Follow
Rob Kroese
Writer and software developer. Author of Mercury Falls, a humorous novel about the apocalypse. And it's pronounced KROO-zee.2,342 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.2,192 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network technician, frotteur.1,986 followers | Follow
David Leibowitz
Trying to decide on a bio. Right now, I'm partial to Abraham Lincoln's.1,959 followers | Follow
Stephanie Pollock
Founder of Active Therapy. Certified Health Coach/Yoga Instructor. Helping those with digestive/body image issues.1,881 followers | Follow
Indé Fjölnir
And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.1,446 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.1,379 followers | Follow
Günther Green
That’s gonna cost you at LEAST $1.50 and a chance to kick you square in the balls. In front of your kid. Deal?1,233 followers | Follow
you are killing me
Don't believe a word I say and learn to love typos. And profanity1,217 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.1,133 followers | Follow
James Williams
Professional Developer/Amateur Photographer Living in Charleston, SC808 followers | Follow
Vulgar Verbalist
I'll make you laugh, cry, and wonder why. If you're uptight or close-minded, follow/friend me at your own risk. Tweets not suitable for minors! 598 followers | Follow
Harry Nipples
You'd think it would be easy to come up with one line without sounding crazy or full of myself.359 followers | Follow
Amber Rohrig
104 followers | Follow
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