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someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of acclaimed humor site, someecards.com! Don’t miss our real-time topical obnoxiousness. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,621,603 followers | Follow
Jason Goldman
Flipped my wig at age 22 and it never grew back. Also: I work at Twitter.1,497,916 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,461,072 followers | Follow
Funny or Die
We make comedy videos with famous and funny people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We also like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.1,401,973 followers | Follow
danny masterson
i been workin on the railroad,all the live long day... i been workin on the railroad jus to pass the time awaaaay...1,396,298 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,224,301 followers | Follow
MC Thumbtack
writing. photography. hockey (Islanders). punk rock. Queens of the Stone Age. Left 4 Dead.1,135,664 followers | Follow
DaveJMatthews
822,383 followers | Follow
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.487,898 followers | Follow
Stephen Colbert
382,931 followers | Follow
Not TinaFey
372,937 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.363,012 followers | Follow
Christian Spicer
comedian, actor, writer, video-game player, comic-book reader, nice guy263,017 followers | Follow
Dominic Byrne
Man who does news. And dabbles in a bit of weather reporting not always 100 per cent accurate.95,366 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
59,877 followers | Follow
Louis C.K.
54,966 followers | Follow
Claude Bouchard
The next best-selling crime-thriller novelist! Author of Vigilante, The Consultant and more! Creator of Simple Musings & dubbed Einstein of Twitter!38,593 followers | Follow
James Gunn
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.21,035 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.19,906 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
putthison.com, youlooknicetoday.com, birdhouseapp.com, adamlisagor.com19,259 followers | Follow
Adam McKay
Adam McKay is a writer and sometimes directs stuff and works at Gary Sanchez Prod and FOD15,107 followers | Follow
Joyce Cherrier
Misplaced Maui girl/ Former health food store owning,gym managing,pro-windsurfer/25 yrs.in fitness #luv Family,my Fender Bass,surf trips & P90X13,627 followers | Follow
Causecast.org
Causecast is a social action network. We're a voice for all causes, & sometimes funny non-cause stuff too =)13,130 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
Comedian and Writer, New Yorker humorist, Creator of BorowitzReport.com10,762 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.9,763 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
Latin America Guy at Center for International Policy (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_cip.7,284 followers | Follow
Solomon Grundy
Frankensteinian tramp & part-time comic black hat who runs a poker blog.6,541 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Used to give out welcome messages, but not since I SOLD OUT. averyedison[at]gmail[dot]com6,387 followers | Follow
David Bugliari
5,827 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. vegetarian. web designer. programmer. artist. geek. thinker. doer.5,669 followers | Follow
James Laker
No matter the opponents Game Man Listens Own Optimum Time No matter the conditions-Game- Man Wins-In His Window Of Time5,375 followers | Follow
Sadao Turner
Online producer for everything Ryan Seacrest, social media strategist, photographer, victim of Heidi Montag's tweets.5,020 followers | Follow
RedheadWriting
Writer, disruptive presence, devil's advocate (the devil, on occasion), snarkmeister, hash tag abuser in a 10 step program because I can't commit to 12.4,596 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are4,519 followers | Follow
Jeremy Meyers
Capturing passion in an authentic and remarkable manner and enabling their actionable sharing in order to inform, entertain and inspire people.4,369 followers | Follow
Jim Mitchem
A tightly wound knot of paranoid emotional energy which manifests itself as words that I manipulate for money. (father, ad man, love @tinamitchem)4,355 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Current PressRoom Drone Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish3,871 followers | Follow
Kim Brater
Co-founder of Ant Hill Marketing, Brand Strategist and news junkie3,579 followers | Follow
Funny Pictures Pics
Your Host For Free Online Entertainment: Funny Videos, Pictures, Games And Much More!! Become A Fan On Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/petedotcom3,362 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better then you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.3,317 followers | Follow
The Night Stalker
Writer, actor, political commentator, David Bowie fan. Night Stalker.2,901 followers | Follow
Henry Birdseye
Chicago grad student getting Master's in Human Computer Interaction enjoys technology, burritos.2,667 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I work in mass comm, journalize, create, and eat Tostitos. Maybe you'll laugh at this. Perhaps. E: jeff[at]tarichmond.com2,393 followers | Follow
Rob Kroese
Writer and software developer. Author of Mercury Falls, a humorous novel about the apocalypse. And it's pronounced KROO-zee.2,254 followers | Follow
Peter Urbanski
Programmer, designer, web publisher. Optimist, enjoy life, travel, photography.1,997 followers | Follow
Stephanie Pollock
Wandering soul looking for purpose. Lover of life and laughs. Certified yoga instructor and health counselor.1,756 followers | Follow
Tolle Haus
I love to share comedy and quips - via www.tollehaus.com, www.formspring.me/tollehaus and Twitter.1,626 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.1,455 followers | Follow
Derek Thomas
I seek out intelligent, creative people, empathic folk who know what pain is and don't want to unnecessary hurt others.1,450 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network technician, frotteur.1,255 followers | Follow
Twisted Pfister
Experimental photographer. Writer of comedy and erotica. Failed underwear model. Bullshit artist.972 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.910 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.860 followers | Follow
zzzzz....Huh What?
bitter, sharp, prick, sarcastic, mordant, sour, acrid, son-of-a-bitch, caustic, harsh, acidic, star pimp, asshole, rude, vitriolic737 followers | Follow
Cassandra Barry
Street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. And a new mom.729 followers | Follow
James Williams
Professional Developer/Amateur Photographer Living in Charleston, SC696 followers | Follow
Beau Bockman
One third nerd, one third jock, one third country boy in the city, one third not good with fractions.681 followers | Follow
Buffy Van Huis
Let's be honest, you don't really care what this says. You just wanna see something snarky, so suck it.563 followers | Follow
Vulgar Verbalist
I'll make you laugh, cry, and wonder why. If you're uptight or close-minded, follow/friend me at your own risk.308 followers | Follow
Mark Lacey
You'd think it would be easy to come up with one line without sounding crazy or full of myself.301 followers | Follow
Amber Rohrig
114 followers | Follow
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