Everyone was ever so slightly stunned when eighty-four year old Cuthbert Sinclair married twenty-seven year old Tracey Summerville. “She did it for the money,” everyone declared.
Cuthbert Sinclair had lived alone for many years. He hoarded money. He hardly spent a penny on himself, although he had a nice car and a nice house. But he was reputed to be a billionaire, and now with no relatives nor descendants to stop him, he’d gone and married that money-grabbing floozy called Tracey Summerville. She did it for the money.
In a rare interview Cuthbert had said quite openly that Tracey had married him for his money. “She married me for my money. What’s wrong with that? Someone has to get it.”
They asked Tracey the same thing: why did you marry Cuthbert? “I did it for the money,” she said.
Well goodness me! What comments on social media! What letters to the paper! What outrage on talkback shows!
Getting married for the money is one thing; to admit it is another. “This is the most devastating undermining of the sanctity of marriage that we have ever witnessed in the contemporary world,” trembled Nora Swinburn of 246 Flint Road, Norbury.
Cuthbert Sinclair was interviewed again. What did he think of the fuss?
He smiled. “Ever heard of minding your own business?” he asked.










