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> & THAT IS THT WEATHER IS HAPPENING
> BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER
> NO GAMES
> &, BTWIXT U & ME
> AS FAR AS EYEM AWARE 💁
> TH ONLY WEATHER SVC ON UR PLANET THT PUTS A EMPHASIS ON TH NEED 4 REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
> U ND 2 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
> REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
> REPENT
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THATS RITE, BUBBLED UP IN2 UR REALITY SINCE 2012 2 LAT U NO WAT WEATHER UR WEATHER
LORDS WILL BE GIVING U, 2 LAT U NO THT U CULD REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS AS UR
PLANET BURNS & FLOODS, AS UR WEATHER LORDS GET DRUNKER & DRUNKER ON CARBON, AS U
SLIP DEEPER & DEEPER IN2 UR DEATH SPIRAL AS EYE HAV DUNN SO 4 MANY OTHR PLANETS IN UR PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE |
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@BOSTONCYBERARTS @MASSCULTURAL
DEW U EVER TAIK SUSCH DELITE IN A PERFEXT BLOB? O, WAT HEAVENLY WONDERS U CULD
BEHOLD IN THT IN TH MAJESTY OF UR WEATHER LORDS, IN THAIR GRAND
MAGNIFICENSE🎼
DELIVRING UNT2 U MASSES OF AIR, DELIVERING SPESH AMOUNTS OF AIRPRESH UN2 U & TH SURFACE OF UR PLANET. O & MOISTNESS, UR ATMOSPHERE HOLDS 7% MOAR MOISTNESS 4 EVRE 1.8F U WARM. ALL THE SPESH VARIABLES W/ WICH UR WEATHER LORDS OPERATE W/IN, WAT DEFINES THAM AS ur WEATHER LORDS. & O WOWOW UR GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER SURE DID A LIL NASTY ON THAM, GETTING THEM DRUNK ON CARBON AS U EXTRACT ENDLESS ANCIENT DECAY OUT OF UR PLANETS CRUST
BUT U CULD STILL BEHOLD IN UR WEATHER LORDS HEAVENLY SPLENDOR 4 FREE OUTSIDE OF UR QUARANTINE WINDOWS 👁
1ST OF ALL WE R GOING 2 HAV 2 ESTABLISH SUMTHING RITE OFF TH BATH HEAR, EYE AM *NOT* A
WEATHER LORD, EYE AM BUT A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER
REALM. THAIR *UR* WEATHER LORDS, NOT MEYEN. HAOEVS, IT IS TRU THT EYE AM CAPABLE
OF RCVING TH FEVERISH VIZIONS FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS. NE TIME NE
PLACE, HAOEVS EYE HAV FOUND THT LAYING ON TH ALTAR IN FRONT OF TH PORTAL 2 BE TH BEST SPOT, OR
MEYE REGENERATION CHAMBER
EYE BUBBLED UP IN2 TH SURFACE OF UR REALITY NAKED & COLD IN 1 OF UR LRG CEMETERIES IN UR 2012. SUMTIMES WEN EYE BUBBLE UP UN2 DIFF PLANETS (OR PLANET EQUIVS) THAIR IS SUM 4TOLD KNOWLEDGE OF MEYE ARRIVAL & SUSCH WAS TH CASE THIS TIME 2, AS A LRG SATCHEL OF NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & A AUTOMOBIL W/ A LAPTOP & POCKET COMPUTER WAS LEFT 4 ME (THO FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) SUMTIMES SUDJESTS THT THOAS WERE PROBS *NOT* NUTRITIONAL PELLETS & THT EYE PROBS STOLE THT CAR, IDK THO)
NEWAYS ... THO UR NOT TH 1ST PLANET EYEV BINN ON B4, O HEAVENS NO. EYE HAV BINN 2 A ENDLESS # OF PLANETS (& PLANET EQUIVS) THRU UR UNIVERSE. U C, SO OFTEN U WIL FIND TH SAME THING: SUM NAST DEATHSPIRALISM: A GLOBAL ECONOMIC ORDER BASED ON TH DESTRUXTION OF THE PLANET & ITS PPL (OR PPL EQUIVS), THT RESULTS IN A DEATH SPIRAL WICH DESTRUXTS TH PLANET. IDK Y BUT IT IS ESPESH COMMON W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER, SUMTHIN NAST ABOUT UR ORIGINAL INTERGALACTIC SEED
PRESS & OTHER THINGS
BOSTON.COM: WEATHER IS HAPPENING: THE BOSTON WEATHER SERVICE HERE TO SAVE US FROM OUR PLANET’S ‘DEATH SPIRAL’
BOSTON METRO: 'WEATHER IS HAPPENING' IS THE BIZARRE BOSTON FORECAST YOU NEVER KNEW YOU WANTED
SPLINTER NEWS: WEATHER IS HAPPENING IS BOSTONS BEST WEATHER SERVICE
UNIVERSALHUB: CAMERA CREW JOURNEYS ALL THE WAY UP FROM NEW YORK TO INTERVIEW AREA WEATHER-LORD DISCIPLE
BOSTON GLOBE: THERE’S A STRANGE PHONE BOOTH IN SOMERVILLE AND WHEN YOU PICK UP THE RECEIVER IT GETS EVEN WEIRDER
NPR (MENTION): WINTER STORM SOCKS THE NORTHEAST WITH SNOW ... AGAIN
SPLINTER NEWS (MENTION): MY DAY AT THE INTERNET FLEA MARKET
VICE JAPAN (MENTION): インターネットヤミ市：ニューヨーク編をレポート
GQ ESPAÑA (MENTION): ESTAS SON LAS WEBS MAS FEAS DEL MUNDO
AWARDS:
BRUTALIST WEBSITES (FEAT.)
THE AWESOME FOUNDATION: GRANT REC'VD 12/2015
ART ON THE MARQUEE
OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED:
LOST BAG TALK 2023
INTERNET YAMI-ICHI 2019
INTERNET YAMI-ICHI 2015
INTERNET YAMI-ICHI 2016
COMICS & MORE ADDRESS 2 TH PPL AFTR A FEBRUARY TORNADO 2017
GOOGLE CAMBRIDGE TALK 2017
ATHENA HEALTH TALK 2018
MIT EARTH ATMOSPHERIC & PLANETARY SCIENCES LECTURE 2018
DEEP THOUGHTS LECTURE
OK HOUSE (LOWELL) LECTURE
UNCHARTED (LOWELL) LECTURE
WEIRD LOCAL FILM FESTIVAL A BUNCH OF TEYEMS
CAMBRIDGE SCIENCE FESTIVAL HOT STEAM FILM FESTIVAL 2019 2020
EMAIL: WEATHERMAN@WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM
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THIS WEBZONE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS & IS UNDER CONSTRUXTION. FOR INSTANCE LOOKS WAY BETTER ON A DESKTOP. EYE JUST WANTED 2 PUT IT ON THE INTERNET RN INSTEAD OF A MILLION YRS FRUM NAO. IF U BELIEF U HAVE FOUND A DEFECT, BROKEN LINK, BROKEN FUNCTIONALITY, WHAT IS CAUSING MEYE OVERFLOW, ETC, EYE MAY ALREDDY KNOW ABOUT IT BUT PLS CONTACT ME @ WEATHERMAN@WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM
LIKE EYE WAS SAYING, EYEM NOT EVEN FRUM UR PLANET EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM. THAIR R A
INFINITY OF WEATHER BEINGS. THO U CULD @ TH SAME TIME SAY EYEM "THE" WEATHER MAN AS WELL AS EYE HAV BINN 2
NE PLANET IN UR PAST FUTURE *&* PRESENT THT HAS EXPERIENCED A DEATH SPIRAL SIMULTANEOUSLY. THAIR R MANY
VERSIONS OF THIS WEATHER BEING STREWN ACROSS UR SPACE-TIME. ITS COMPLICATED & U CULD ALSO SAY THT EYEM A
JUMBLD MESS ;)
ALSO WE EXIST W/IN MANY OF UR UNIVERSE VERSIONS @ 1NCE, & THO WE STRIVE 2 SAVE 100% OF UR INFINITE UNIVERSE VERSIONS (THE SUPER UNIVERSE) SAVING ABOVE 70% DIMENSIONS IS EUSHE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS. OF COARSE ONLY IN TH UNIVERSE VERSIONS OF A PLANET (OR PLANET EQUIV) THT R EXPERIENCING A DEATH SPIRAL. WEATHER BEINGS R STREWN ACROSS THESE INFINTE UNIVERSE VERSIONS AS WELL, W/ SPESH VARIANTS OF THOAS UNIVERSES & WEATHER BEINGS THT MAY LOOK COMPLEATLY DIFF THAN UR OWN THO THAY R ALSO INFINITELY SIMILAR 2 1 ANOTHR
EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FRUM TH WEATHER REALM BUBBLE UP IN2 UR SURFACE. BUT WAT IS TH WEATHER REALM EYE CULD HEAR U ASK. O WELL LAT ME TELL U. TH WEATHER REALM IS A REALM OF FORM & THOT, IDEA & SENSATION, THT EXISTS ON A SUBSPACE LAYER MUSCH DIFFRENT THAN UR OWN. IDK ITS DIFF 2 DESCRIBE. DID U EVER FEEL U WERE HAVING EVRE EMOJI
2 ENTER & EXIT TH WEATHER LAIR'S SUBSPACE LAYER EYE HAVE ENCODED A SPESH SECRET COMBINATION OF CEMETERY ROADS 2 DRIVE THRU 4 OVR 1 HALF OF UR HRS B4 THE GATEWAY IS UNLOCKED SO U NO ITS A LIL TOUGH JOINING U OUT IN UR FULLNESS OF REALITY THO EYE DEW ENJOY IT
- UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
- UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
- & U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
- FOLLOW THESE THREE PRECEPTS:
- STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
- END DEATHSPIRALISM
- STOP DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
REPENT
AS MENTIONED PREV UR NOT TH ONLY PLANET W/IN UR UNIVERSE 2 EVER EXPERIENCE A DEATH SPIRAL OR EYE WOULDNT EXIST SO U SHULDNT FEEL 2 BAD ABOUT IT. ESPESH W/IN UR GALACTIC CLUSTER U HAVE SO MANY DEATH SPIRALS GOING ON. JUST SPECULATION ON MEYE PART BUT IT MITE HAV SUMTHING 2 DEW W/ THE TELEPATHIC BEINGS WICH VISIT U WHEN U LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS EVRE NITE
NEWAYS THO U HAVE A PARTICULATE NASTY DEATH SPIRAL GOING ON HERE. BASIXLY UR DEATHSPIRALISTS HAVE SHOVED SO MUSCH CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE THAT PLANETS ATMOSPHERE IS WARMING UP & STORING MUSCH MOAR OF UR POWERBALL'S SPESH ENERGY W/IN UR ATMOSPHERE THN IT SHOULD BE
TH LAST TIME U HAD THIS MUSCH CARBON IN UR ATMOSPHERE WAS DURING TH PLIOCENE EPOCH ~4,000,000 YRS AGO, WHEN UR SEA LEVELS WERE 80 FT HIGHER THN THAY R NAO, & GIANT CAMELS ROAMED TH BOREAL FORESTS OF UR ARCTIC. OF COARSE TH LEAD UP 2 THAT MUSCH CARBON TOOK PLACE GRADUALLY OVR 1000S OF YRS -- UR DEATHSPIRALISTS MANAGED 2 PUMP THT MUSCH EXTRA CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE IN WAT, 150 YRS OR SO? SO NAST.
UR DEATH SPIRAL IS TRAVELING UR PLANET BACKWARDS THRU TIME. @ TH RATE OF CARBON EMISSIONS U CULD TRAVEL BAK 2 35,000,000 YEARS AGO 2 TH EOCENE EPOCH BEYE TH YEAR 2100. UR GETTING FEEDBACK LOOPED. THT EXTREME HAWT DRYNESS CAUSES MOAR WILDFIRES DUMPING EVEN *MOAR* CARBON IN2 UR ATMOSPHERE.
W/ EVRE 1C TEMP RISE ON UR PLANET UR ATMOSPHERE BECOMES 7% MOAR MOIST, WICH WILL ALLOW UR AIR 2 STORE EVEN MOAR WARMTH. HELPING 2 WARM UR PLANET EVEN MOAR & GIVING UR WEATHER LORDS MOAR WATER 2 WETTEN U W/. 2 FLOOD U W/
AS UR PLANET WARMS OF COARSE UR ARCTIC ICE HAS STARTED 2 MELT WICH HAS SUM V INTRESTING CONSEQUENCES. AS TH ICE RETREATS FURTHER NORTH TH ICY COLD BLOCK WICH 1NCE KEPT UR JET STREAM FROM MOVING 2 FAR NORTH NOW LETS UR JET STREAMS IN 2 CLOSE 2 TH ARCTIC. & NAO UR JET STREAMS R THICC, SLOWER, & STEEPER, DIPPING FURTHER DOWN IN2 UR TROPICS, PICKING UP THAT MOISTURE & HAWT AIR. W/ SLOWER JET STREAMS UR WEATHER PATTERNS GET LOCKED IN, DELIVERING TH SAME TYPE OF WEATHER 4 TOO LONG. IF UR UNDER A DRY AREA U STAY DRIER, IF UR UNDER TH JET STREAMS ULL STAY WETTER LONGER. & NAO ALL THOSE JET STREAMS CAN DELIVER WARMTH & WETNESS WAY FURTHER NORTH DELIVERING NEW WARMTH IN2 UR ARCTIC
LITER COLORS REFLEXT UR POWERBALLS RAYS BACK IN2 OUTERSPACE, BUT NAO THAT THERE IS LESS ICE IN UR ARCTIC MEANS THAT UR DEEP BLUE OCEANS R MOAR CAPABLE 2 ABSORB ALL UR SUNS ENERGY. IF U DID NOT HAV SUCH VAST OCEANS UR ATMOSPHERE WOULD HAVE WARMED UP FAR MOAR THN IT ALREDDY HAS. BUT "LUCKY" 4 U UR OCEANS HAV ABSORBED SO MUCH OF THT WARMTH 4 U. UNLUCKY 4 U, UR OCEANS HAVE ABSORBED ALL THAT ENERGY & WILL NOT B LETTING GO OF THAT WARMTH 4 QUITE SUM TIME & THERE ISNT MUSCH FUTURE .TECH U CAN USE 2 KEWL UR DEEP BLUE OCEANS
AS GLOBAL TEMPS RISE AS A SYMPTOM OF UR DEATH SPIRAL ALSO UR WIND SPEED IS DECREASING. NAO AREAS OF LOW PRESSURE CULD MOVE SLOWER OVR MUSCH WARMER BODIES OF SICKLY WARM SEA SURFACES, CAUSING LRGR HORRORBLOBS 2 FORM THT ALSO CAN MOVE V SLOWLY, DUMPING THAIR LOAD OF WATER OVR AN AREA OVR TH COURSE OF DAYS, DEVASTATING AREAS W/ FLOODS. 4 INSTANCE, MARIA DUMPING 2 FT OF WATER ON PUERTO RICO, OR HARVEY HOVERING OVR HOUSTON 4 A WEEK DUMPING OVER 4 FEET OF WATER.
DID U NO THAT ONLY HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE COMES FROM MELTING SEA ICE? GUESS WAT HAPPENS AS WATER WARMS -- IT EXPANDS, & THAT ACCTS 4 TH OTHER HALF OF UR SEA LEVEL RISE. AS UR GREENLAND LAND ICE MELTS IN2 UR ATLANTIC ITS FLOODING UR NORTH ATLANTIC W/ COLD FRESH WATER. THIS IS CREATING A COLD DAM THAT PREVENTS A LOT OF UR WARM WATER FRUM CIRCULATING, DAMMING UP WARM WATER AGAINST UR NORTHEAST EMPIRE'S COAST -- CAUSING UR SEA LEVELS 2 RISE A BIT FASTER OVR IN NEW ENGLAND THN ELSEWHERE.
