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Watchman's Soap Box
"Who Watches The Watchmen?" “The Government are very keen on amassing statistics. They collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams.” “But you must never forget that every one of these figures comes in the first instance from the village watchman, who just puts down what he damn pleases.”
24 November 2014
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
17 June 2014
What's been up
DR - Dude your doctor wants a biopsy from your lung
Me - OK
DR – Dude she wants me to cut it out right next to a big blood tube
Me - Cool
DR – I am going to call your other her and tell her I want to drill your bone, and not mess with your lung
Me – Cool
After 15 minutes he comes back
DR- She said she was cool with the bone thing
Me – Cool
After 15 minutes off to the drilling room
Tech – We are going to lift you on the table now
Me – Drop the dang thing and I will get on it myself
Tech – Cool
Me – Drug time yet?
Tech – Waiting on the Doctor
After 15 minutes
Tech – Here some drugs
Me – Cool
DR – almost done
Tech – Here’s some more drugs
Me – Cool
DR – Done
Me – Cool
After 15 minutes
Nurse – How do you feel?
Me – Cool, wife get my pants
Nurse – How much pain do you feel scale 1 - 10?
Me – None
Wife – Drugs
Me – A 9 yes a 9
Nurse – you will have to stay longer
Me – I have no pain can I go now?
After 15 minutes
Nurse – Here is your wheel chair
Me – Cool
Nurse - Wait here while your wife gets the car
Me – No thanks have a good one
At the car
Wife – What the hell are you doing?
Me – Bacon now, PLEASE
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
6/17/2014 07:55:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
22 April 2013
Colion Noir addresses Vice President Joe Biden's inability to give advice on gun safety and home protection
https://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/nra-news-commentator-episode-6-responsibility-with-colion-noir
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4/22/2013 06:42:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
14 April 2013
The Elwood P. Suggins Show
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4/14/2013 11:08:00 AM | Permalink | ![]()
Jonathan Winters - RIP Good Sir
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4/14/2013 10:52:00 AM | Permalink | ![]()
06 April 2013
Attack of the 50-Foot Hairdresser
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4/06/2013 05:51:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
24 March 2013
Finally after months of intense training..
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3/24/2013 05:33:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
22 March 2013
“The Bible” on the History Channel is pulling ratings
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
3/22/2013 07:26:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
18 March 2013
NRA News contributors Colion
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3/18/2013 05:59:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
17 March 2013
great day to whoop somebody's ass
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
3/17/2013 06:54:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
09 March 2013
SXSW
The Mix: The Austin 100
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3/09/2013 06:31:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Intellectual Froglegs
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3/09/2013 05:34:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
07 March 2013
Project Veritas
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3/07/2013 05:36:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
04 March 2013
Sorry Bob
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3/04/2013 06:50:00 AM | Permalink | ![]()
03 March 2013
See a Fox
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3/03/2013 06:55:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Must Read
https://www.theospark.net/ "I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
3/03/2013 12:42:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Obama Money
Tired of living within your means? Just adopt the Obama budget plan. It worked out great for Ray Stevens:
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3/03/2013 12:01:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH WILD PIGS?
Find out here
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3/03/2013 11:41:00 AM | Permalink | ![]()
Comments
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3/03/2013 11:05:00 AM | Permalink | ![]()
25 February 2013
Grinding America Down
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
2/25/2013 04:11:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
24 February 2013
Gun control
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2/24/2013 06:44:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
A Country Boy Can Survive
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2/24/2013 06:11:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Check him out if you want to know how it is.
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
2/24/2013 05:46:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
For the Sequester Before He Was Against It
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2/24/2013 05:32:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
23 February 2013
Simply Red - Holding Back The Years
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2/23/2013 08:02:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Staind - Outside (Video)
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2/23/2013 07:50:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()
Intellectual Froglegs (playlist)
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2/23/2013 06:17:00 PM | Permalink | ![]()

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