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HTTP/2 200 content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 expires: Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:31:16 GMT date: Tue, 20 Jan 2026 15:31:16 GMT cache-control: private, max-age=0 last-modified: Sat, 20 Dec 2025 09:18:05 GMT etag: W/"30fdfdb83bda90158aaada1c4260a97f5020a43d14af23a5cdfe34679ae3b3c7" content-encoding: gzip x-content-type-options: nosniff x-xss-protection: 1; mode=block content-length: 10583 server: GSE alt-svc: h3=":443"; ma=2592000,h3-29=":443"; ma=2592000 A Cat's Life: July 2006

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Birthday boy

Friday, July 28, 2006

We make shit so your cat doesn't have to...

The scenario:
A very happy cat dances in the sand of a very clean litter box. A very relieved owner is very happy that the very irksome task is almost complete. The only thing left to be done is a trip out to the hall to drop a very shit-filled black plastic garbage bag down the trash chute.

Two milliseconds later:
A very confused cat poops in sand, which is no longer in either the litter box OR the black plastic garbage bag. A very unhappy owner releases a string of very explicit expletives that neither you nor your children would want to hear. Sand is everywhere; it's like a beach, except shittier and stinkier. If there had been a fan blowing, the shit would have literally hit it.

...trust me, you'd rather skip this part (and so would we)...

The next day:
A non-plussed feline, probably having forgotten about the incident from the previous evening, sleeps very blissfully. A very seething owner explores whether or not there is a legal precedent to sue a garbage bag manufacturer for emotional damage resulting from a faulty product, which was neither "Glad" nor "Hefty". The cat is clearly not the only one making shit. We Make Shit (TM) brand garbage bags get the prize for the shittiest shit bags ever.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Please feed me

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Spic and span...

Doesn't a fresh, clean litter box just make you want to poop already? I just can't stand the sight of that untouched sand...Muuuust dig......

: Name: Curiosa; Location: Stockholm, Sweden

Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.

During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.

This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.

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