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Wonkette's THE SPLIT | Rebecca Schoenkopf | Substack
Wonkette's THE SPLIT
Ellis Weiner and Steve Radlauer's serial novel follows the flight of fun, capable bartendrix Lorinda Moon from the CCSA toward freedom, the fewer-stated United States of America, and a post-one-night-stand abortion. Guns! Explosions! Pulp! THE SPLIT!
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