WTF Wednesday
posted by KTreva at Wednesday, June 03, 2009
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The Reality Ranch
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
I'll give a brief overview and then explain in more detail in another post:
I've been doing OK trying to keep up but today I felt as if a noose took a hold of me....something so rare that even the doctors don't know how they are going to treat it.
Thanks for listening.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
Saturday Funny!
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
After wards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
Labels: Things I find really funny
posted by KTreva at Saturday, May 16, 2009
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Alive and kicking
Just a brief post to let my 2 readers know I'm still alive. I'm in the process of writing up a post explaining the past several months but for obvious reasons it's taking a while.
I'll give a brief overview and then explain in more detail in another post:
- My Grandfather died
- My husband was shipped off to Okla-fuckin-homa
- I had a nervous breakdown
- I found out I had cancer
- I had several surgeries and a lot of unpaid time off work
- I am still recovering from the financial burden
Thank Jeebus that's all in the past!! I am hoping to start up my WTF Wednesday posts again too very soon.
Labels: Blog Family, Family Life
posted by KTreva at Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Please let this be the last
For many reasons, I have not posted in a long while. I have had many things to deal with that have taken every ounce of my being just to keep moving day to day.
I've been doing OK trying to keep up but today I felt as if a noose took a hold of me....something so rare that even the doctors don't know how they are going to treat it.
Thanks for listening.
Labels: Family Life
posted by KTreva at Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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woman who is terribly improper,
that blatantly exposes herself! Hussy!"
woman who is terribly improper,
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