It starts off with a very tongue-in-cheek opening. I guess they thought they were being clever or cheeky or something. Want a cheeky joke? I called them Willy Bees. So the Willy Bees are born, and the parents make it absolutely clear (to babies who don’t have a proper grasp on the English language yet) that they are not wanted. Okay… This is all less than 2 minutes in mind you. What a fresh start… So we got the boy named Tim, his younger sister Jane, and a set of creepy twins named Barnaby… for both of them. I called Tim “Willy”, Jane “Bee”, and they’re accompanied by the Tinker Twins. Wait, so the parents love each other, they don’t want kids, yet have four kids for some reason? WOT?? Suspension of disbelief can only go so far. Yes, it’s a subpar opening, but is it rest of the movie good?
Ricky Gervais plays the narrator throughout the whole animation. His delivery is rather amusing, but it feels like I was watching a YouTube video where he critiques the movie as his character is “omniscient” for some reason. That’s an odd choice. Not bad, but not good either. But I’m game. Where is this going? There’s a lot of fast-paced animation and vibrant colours, memorable designs, and… autotune singing? It’s not autotune, but it definitely sounds like it. I wonder why there’s a huge emphasis on moustaches though. Is a tash some sort of status symbol in this peculiar universe? I think it is.
BEAR BEAR! Oh, and there is reference humour. Some references work, others rely on other IPs. Obviously, I hate the latter as it REQUIRES you to be familiar with another property just to understand the joke. The main character, Willy, is very annoying. A lot of unfunny jokes and he keeps saying “what the Willoughby” for some reason. Is this like a forced meme attempt? The second act now, and it’s… Home Alone? Yeah, some of the stunts are highly reminiscent of Home Alone for some reason. Even some things are exactly lifted from there. We’re treated to more passable acting with some good performances, notably from Terry Crews. There are some stand-out designs. Even though it was predictable, it went in a slightly different direction. It was slightly above mediocre as that point… but then, the third act begins. This is one of the worst acts in the movie.
What do we have? Liar Revealed. Trying to hammer in the forced meme attempt. Things happen with no logic behind it except it’s convenient for the script. Unfunny (and slightly inappropriate) jokes. “You’re one of THEM!” I won’t spoil, but much of the third act is dedicated to literally reversing a big decision done in the first act. So… movie did not have to happen? I’ve been very negative in this review, but there are some standout features. Some of the voice acting is good. The animation is above average and rather creative. It’s very vibrant with its use of colour. The soundtrack, though serviceable, leans towards the positive end. However, by the end of it, it felt like a complete waste of time. The characters learned nothing. No one is truly dynamic. There’s only one slightly good scene near the end… with subpar execution though. It feels tacked-on and rather forced. Obviously, I didn’t really like this movie. There are some things I liked though. At the end of the day, it’s not a bad movie. Not a particularly good one either, so 5/10.