Mischa Barton goes from O.C. to suspected DUI to getaway.

Jessica Alba's shotgun engagement.

Las Vegas' Josh Duhamel and Fergie roll the marriage dice.

Lindsay Lohan's co-ex/ ex, i.e. ex-rehabber and ex-boyfriend, says the starlet traded one high for another to beat the drugs.

We did it! We didn't watch one iota of I Love New York II so we have no idea about her so-called Tailor Made "fiance."

MTV's Rev. Run and his wife Justine welcome a new cutie-patootie.

Thanks to grandpa Barron, Paris Hilton's future is all porridge and fingerless gloves.

"Zoey" is pregnant and "Hannah" is not.

Will Smith dust-up - settled.

Are pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy still together?

Eva Longoria's San Antonio Spur, Tony Parker, sues the website that posted a French model's claim that when the question was Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Parker said oui.

The Screen Actors Guild announces the nominees for it's annual awards and director Sean Penn's Into the Wild leads the pack.

Police determine that Miss Puerto Rico was indeed a victim of evening gown tampering and the suspect is a volunteer at the pageant.

It didn't take long for cafepress.com to join the T-shirt hawkers lending embattled CBS3 anchor Alycia Lane the kind of support she probably would rather not have.

Liza Minnelli's collapse in Sweden may have been a Judyism.

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens tells teammate Tony Romo not to use the football field as a setting for his showmance with Jessica Simpson.

American Idol champ Ruben Studdard gets dropped from his record label.

Denzel Washington gives $1 million to the Texas college that is the centerpiece of his new movie The Great Debaters.

A federal jury sends a civil case against The Sopranos creator David Chase to Big Pussy territory.

Nickleodeon cablenet star Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's sister, pops up pregnant at 16 and does nothing to dispel the backwoods, trailer park, couch-on-the-front porch "country" stereotype that her sister has so deftly laid to rest. Her mom Lynne's parenting book has been put on hold maybe because this turn of events makes it look like Lynne Spears and good parenting have about as much as common as Jamie Lynn Spears and birth control.

Jessica Simpson is rubbing off on new boyfriend, Dallas QB Tony Romo. When Romo went up against the Eagles, he couldn't tell the difference between number 81 and number 26.

The 911 tapes starring two women as they try to revive Dr. Donda West, Kanye West's mother.

Erik Estrada's son allegedly freaks out on a Northwest Airlines flight and his CHiPs dad says he may have an explanation.

Survivor winner Todd Herzog says yes, he's gay just like Richard Hatch, the first guy to win the CBS reality show, but Hatch is old and a dirtbag.

Late night talkers plan to cross the picket lines, but will other stars cross the writers for the chance to glitter at the Golden Globes and the Oscars?

Donny Osmond's constant mugging during his sister's Dancing with the Stars stint had the stench of career desperation, and somebody liked the smell.

Would somebody please transplant Amy Winehouse's voice and talent into somebody else's body?

The sight of hiphop mogul Damon Dash's nether regions may cause schizophrenia.

A French model says Tony Parker should have his own segment on Cheaters, but wife Eva Longoria says he's innocent.

The late night talkers may start crossing the picket lines, but Grey's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl says not unless it's in the contract.

Now that Eddie Murphy has signed notorious groupie/best-selling author Karrine Steffans to his new record label, maybe Steffans will become famous for a new set of skills.

Jodie Foster thanks her "beautiful Sidney" and CNN feels the need to explain.

Daughtry is at home at number one. (right)

Former Inky reporter Karen E. Quinones Miller co-writes a book about famed Harlem gangster Bumpy Johnson in which Johnson's widow says the movie American Gangster got it wrong.

A piece of Britney Spears' new video.

Rocker Chris Cornell wants a restraining order against an alleged armed stalker that Cornell says was hired by his ex-wife.

Jack, the Project Runway contestant who left the show after coming down with an infection, says the rumors are incorrect. He wasn't ousted, he decided to leave. Nevermind that, guess what Top reality show contestant he's dating?

The Hollywood Foreign Press announces its Golden Globe nominations and always seems to dole out just the right nominations to insure that Hollywood's youngest, hottest, and most powerful lend their megawattage to the association's pre-Oscar wannabe event.

Liza Minnelli collapses on stage in Sweden.

Jessica Alba pin-up dreams will have to do until the baby fat wears off.

Madonna, John Mellencamp, The Ventures, Leonard Cohen and The Dave Clark Five get named to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Philly soul music architects Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff get special recognition.

J.K. Rowling's new book of fairy tales got bank.

Jay-Z's $66 million real estate deal for the new J Hotel.

Bow Wow admits that he missed a concert performance and was rushed to the hospital last week because he threw a fit in his dressing room and cut his finger.

Mr. and Mrs. Rick Saloman know videotaped reality and E! banks on it.

The musician/composer/bandleader who was known more for hitting ex-wife Tina than his role as a "founding father of rock and roll" has died.

Time mag's has put together a list of the most awkward moments of the year. Guess who?

You're running for president, but your kid has a crush on Obama.

You're a college president whose introduction of another president was either a moment of CYA or courageous free speech.

You're an award-winning actor who doesn't know the difference between a pig and a daughter.

You're an actor of drunken infamy whose teenage daughter gets all the maturity points.

You're a South Carolina beauty contestant U.S. Americans such as everywhere Iraq.

We walked Art Basel and South Beach and we have the fuzzy pics from our cell phone to prove it. Spilled Inq did about ten art events in three days and took the fourth day to recover. In between, we drove around Miami in search history, culture and discount stores. Spilled Inq and the traveling buddy must make a pilgrimage to the Marshall's and Loehmann's in every city. The first night, we did a benefit sale of post card size original work donated by a slew of artists. Each was a mere $50 bucks (see below) , but you couldn't find out who created the piece until after you shelled out the cash. Amid the free drinks and eats, we spotted Lucy Liu, Kimora Lee Simmons and ex-CBS 3 anchor Calvin Hughes, who now works at a station in South Florida. That was about it for our celeb-sighting. We did free art shows with self-consciously cool names like Ink, Flow and Bridge. The main event at the Miami Beach Convention Center was life as art in the truest sense. If you saw a crumpled paper cup on the floor, you didn't know whether to pick it up and throw it in the trash, or stand back and admire its form and content. We spent a lot of time scratching our head, but what do we know? The pics we took to chronicle our trip were - as evidenced - an afterthought. So we present, Miami Feet.




Our hotel, the Avalon Majestic.
Our feet on the porch of the Avalon Majestic.









Gloria Estefan's restaurant on South Beach.
Our feet at Gloria Estefan's restaurant on South Beach.

Casa Casuarina, the South Beach mansion where designer Gianni Versace was killed.
Our feet on the steps of the mansion.

Our feet next to $50 art purchased at Art Basel