My dear ladies and gentlemen, today I’d like to talk about toys. Two weeks ago I gave you Tenga Eggs, and today I give you even more toys to double your pleasure. Lets face it, in this day and age where STDs are running rampant and most potential partners have ho-tendencies, its important we know how to take care of ourselves. Self love. Its hella important. Fortunately, we live in a day and age where technology is catching up (or advancing in many cases) both our sexual experiences, and our, well genital care. Unfortunately, this blog isn’t bout the next great sex toy. It’s in fact about the worst toys & devices out today. You know you’re curious so read on. Read the rest of this entry »
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Friday Freaky tales
February 27, 2009Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Completely unimportant, but had to post something, Pillow Talk, sexy fun time | 6 Comments »
Friday Freaky Tales
February 12, 2009
Same freak, new spot. But I’m sayin’, its always fun to find new spots. Its been awhile so I know I should ply you with sweet talk, beg your forgiveness for leaving you so abruptly, but lets skip the niceties and just get right down to it, like I showed up at your door buck nekkid under a trench coat with a bottle of Henny in one hand and handcuffs in the other. I know how you like it baby. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, Pay Attention Boys & Girls, Pillow Talk, sexy fun time | 19 Comments »
Some News…
December 11, 2007Where has my slackin’ ass been…. the question of the day. I know, its been a long time & I promised last time I left not to do it again. It was for a good reason (not really)… a few of my blogging brethren and I are teaming up to launch https://www.alumnah.com – a network where we can all continue to spread our messages, but hopefully make a buck or two at the the same time.
You can catch me there a few times a week, and I’ll still be updating here as well (as much as I can) … but check us out at Alumnah, we got some great things cooking over there.
Oh.. and click the ads when you’re there. Our bank accounts will thank you.
Posted in News You Can't Use, one time for ya mind, Pay Attention Boys & Girls | 2 Comments »
Southern Comfort Gift Giving Guide!
November 25, 2007
Its Holiday time! Are you ready to spend all your money? Are you one of the fools who waited in line to go shopping at 5:00am on Black Friday instead of using a day off for its true purpose (FYI that would be sleeping late and getting laid)? Are you eagerly waiting Oprah’s latest favorites things episodes so you can feel poor and unworthy because you can’t buy your mom the $8,990 cashmere Teflon baking mitts?
Have no fear- we here at Southern Comfort don’t believe in spending a lot of money on the people we love (our friendship is enough) so we’ve put together a handy gift guide for all the important people in your life. Not only will this make you’re shopping much easier- it’s cheaper, more fun and allow you to save time to A) sleep late, B) get laid & C) waste time on the internet.
Tags: gift guide
Posted in Completely unimportant, but had to post something, sexy fun time, The random goods | 18 Comments »
One time for the hos
November 15, 2007
Unless you have been living under a rock, boycott consumerism or are fortunate enough to reside in a country that doesn’t begin preparing to celebrate the capitalistic holiday season in September, you are well aware that Christmas is indeed coming.
Tags: australia, capitalism, christmas, holiday, hos, imus, political correctness, santa
Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, News You Can't Use, one time for ya mind, Political Buffoonery, The random goods, trilluminati (c) E | 17 Comments »
Fuckin Up
October 31, 2007
The old adage states money can’t buy you happiness. Those of us on the lower end of the economic spectrum like to joke that we’d be willing to sacrifice ourselves in the name of science to test whether or not that theory is actually fact or jus a tool that the haves use to make the rest f us feel better as we struggle to make ends meet and pay bills while they take the elevator up to the private movie theater in their 4 story condo.
Posted in News You Can't Use, one time for ya mind, The random goods, you just came for breakfast on your way to eskay's | 24 Comments »
News You May Have Missed
October 26, 2007
Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Completely unimportant, but had to post something, News You Can't Use, The random goods | 26 Comments »
The Monogamy Myth
October 25, 2007
Birds do it. Some fish do it. We do it. A least, we try to do it. No you dirty bastards; I’m not talking about sex (this time). (Most of us do more than just try to do that) I’m referring to the “M” word. Monogamy.
Posted in one time for ya mind, Pay Attention Boys & Girls, Pillow Talk | 29 Comments »
Make It Rain
October 22, 2007
There is a movement afoot, one that can only be traced back to the war on Hip Hop. It’s a subwar of sorts. A war on one of Hip Hop’s favorite pastimes. No, not gun collecting. Stripping. Strippers are under attack. In Atlanta, the city government is practicing nothing short of ageism, decreeing that all clubs that serve alcohol cannot hire workers under 21. In St. Maarten, health officials are accusing a stripper of spreading tuberculosis to over 40 people.
Posted in Bullshit & Debauchery, Captain Save-A-Ho is Off Duty, Completely unimportant, but had to post something, sexy fun time | 43 Comments »
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