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The Twitter Follies

Number 8 Of A Series

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Another day and another insane Twitter (X) post. This one from Lara Logan.

Lara Logan @laralogan

There are often legal documents and court records to support these cases – if you have doubts, look them up. The truth is too important to be lazy.

She retweets and refers to this.

Philip Anderson @PhilipAnde25595

Joe Biden is a merciless dictator. Democrat prison guards handcuff a J6 political prisoner and then hit him in the face over 35 times. Knocking out four of his teeth, blackening both of his eyes, and cutting his mouth open. Democrats are vicious fascists & the enemy of democracy.

There is a video. Here is a link. I did not watch the video, but you are invited to. Also I entered “Democrat prison guards handcuff a J6 political prisoner” into a Google search and came to the same video. Do the search, yourself, and let me know if you find something interesting.

And here are some interesting points. “Democrat prison guards.” I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box, but when did we start having Democrat and Republican prison guards? Also, the supposed victim is a political prisoner? Really? You want to look at the image above and then tell me there is something other than criminal about “Kill him with his own gun.”

And to the veracity of the Anderson rant: such a thing would make for a charge of criminal conduct and a host of lawyers swarming to take on the case of the person the guards beat up.

But wait. Lara Logan? Yes. That’s the real kicker. “The truth is too important to be lazy.” Yes, the truth. The problem is Lara Logan is not the best person to be talking about the truth. There is good reason not to take her at her word.

In March 2022, Logan claimed without evidence that Charles Darwin was employed by the Rothschild family to create his theory of evolution.[58] She also promoted claims that the Rothschild family, a frequent target of antisemitic conspiracy theories, engineered the American Civil War and the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.[59]

And there is much more about Logan’s craziness.

The best parts of of these tweets are the comments posted by fans.

Dr. Kenneth Warner @wrestlerkw7

Hello Ms. Logan, Fox’s most egregious error was letting you go. That said, it’s a pleasure to learn that you’re doing well–I think your independence is best suited to such freedom of maneuver, yes?–with your own projects. If I may, please let me suggest you peruse my pinned tweet: we can all use a laugh in these perilous times, and this should prompt laughter. I’d be honored if you follow…but wish you all the best in everything you do. (You’re still stunningly beautiful, if I may be so bold.) Thank you.

5:15 AM · Dec 11, 2023

The Beer Paladin @Beer_Paladin

The frustration comes from knowing this man speaks the truth, but the evil weight of the deep state is allowing political prisoners in the bastion of democracy… It needs to end!

houston erskine @ErskineHou58095

Time to bring down these tyrants. They are all going to prison.

Spike @spiked7873

So how do prisoners of J6 most with DC appointed public defenders actually file lawsuits from within prison against guards, against the system that railroaded them into those prisons in the first place?

Jess76 @Jess76313429589

It’s absolutely disgusting what is happening to these political prisoners. I can’t believe it’s been 3 years and it’s still happening!

Joe P @joepelle1982

Some reason the conservatives still support the police

And that is it for the sanity lesson today.

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The Twitter Follies

Number 4 Of A Series

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The Twitter Follies continue. They come faster than I can handle them. This one might be a favorite.

George @BehizyTweets

OH SNAP! A judge has ordered the FBI to turn over Seth Rich’s personal laptop and other information within 14 days Seth Rich is the guy that was murdered because he most likely had incriminating information on many Democrats

Twitter was long a venue for the most absurd, and since Elon Musk purchased it last year for $44 billion it has become the gateway to the insane. See the above.

The murder of Seth Rich occurred on July 10, 2016, at 4:20 a.m. in the Bloomingdale neighborhood of Washington, D.C. Rich died about an hour and a half after being shot twice in the back. The perpetrators were never apprehended; police suspected he had been the victim of an attempted robbery.

The Twitter posts are only a start. What is most comical is the train of comments attached. Makes you wonder, “Who are these people?” Here are some.

Sadie @Sadie_NC

It will be lost in the basement of the FBI building.

53 Percent @fifty3percent

Won’t happen. The #CCPFBI will invoke the “dog ate my homework” defense and say the laptop has either been misplaced or destroyed.

Hard righters have been tugging at this story for seven years, keeping it a close second behind the pizza gate affair. During the seven intervening years since the shooting the wingnuts must have been scratching about for something, anything, to throw against the wall. It would be nice to say these are law-abiding people who want to see truth and justice prevail, but then I remember these are the same people who almost three years ago were shouting, “Hang Mike Pence.”

If those on the opposite side of the political spectrum were to show some signs of rationality I would get worried. No chance. Every day they remind me of where I stand and what my own values are.

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The Twitter Follies

Number 3 Of A Series

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Above see a post to Twitter (X) by Kyle Becker. Here is a transcription: “Kyle Becker @kylenabecker The mainstream media is not trying to inform America, they are trying to brainwash it. That is why they hate X.” So, where is Kyle Becker coming from? For starters:

Three days after the 2020 election, Kyle Becker, a former Fox News producer with a modest 15,000 Twitter followers, began tweeting feverishly about election fraud.
“BOMBSHELL,” he wrote on Nov. 6, sharing purported revelations that software glitches could have tipped millions of votes from President Donald Trump to challenger Joe Biden.

Hint: none Becker’s assertions about election fraud have panned out, and there were no software glitches that could have tipped millions of votes from Trump to Biden. Regarding the “millions,” Biden won by only seven million votes over Trump. Millions of additional votes for Trump would have gone crossways with the general consensus of the voting population three years ago. Conclusion: Kyle Becker is either a fool or an outright liar. You decide.

Becker posts a bunch of stuff on X. I will more of it in the future.

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Bat Shit Crazy

Number 35 in a Series

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It’s a time for the ages. There’s a lot of crazy stuff going around, so much I cannot keep track of it all. This is only now getting to me. See above. That’s retired Army Colonel Phil Waldron speaking on The Pete Santilli Show (Rumble). I don’t have a transcript, but here is what I decipher.

A lot of movements of votes, direct access to Pennsylvania voting precincts, county tabulation centers. Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada, Arizona, Georgia. All of that coming in directly from foreign countries, China being the dominate one.

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China. Yes! We knew it all along. The source of the China Virus. How could we have missed that. So true.

Or… Or else a retired Army colonel is bat shit crazy. Has that ever happened before?

Who else? How about Trump campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis.

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Pence could halt the process? That’s lawyer Ellis speaking, not I. What else? Something in writing? Whoa!

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She’s a lawyer? She studied law at a law school? She passed the bar somewhere? “On January 6 the Vice President should not open any of the votes from these six states…” The Vice President should not open the votes? Isn’t that something required by the Constitution?

The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted.

That’s from the Constitution of the United States, Article 2, Section 1. The “President of the Senate” mentioned in that excerpt was Vice President Mike Pence on 6 January, the day in question. Perhaps lawyer Jenna Ellis would like to pull some of that back.

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Right! Good for her. It is, of course, fortunate nothing ever came of that. I mean, nobody else was acting bat shit crazy when it counted most. Then, I have been wrong before.

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Oh, shit! That’s John Eastman, a Trump lawyer. This is right before a revved up crowd marched to the Capitol building to act on the encouraging remarks of then President Trump. He’s saying, “They were unloading the ballots from that secret folder.” Oh, no! Another one going bat shit crazy when it counted the most. “Secret folder?” Really? A folder is no fun unless it’s secret.

But the ballots. What were they doing with the ballots?

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Jesus! They were “matching them to the unvoted voters.” I am not sure what an unvoted voter is, but it is probably not good for the winning side of the 2020 election.

By now everybody but President Trump has gone bat shit crazy. Wait for it.

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Right! A brilliant lawyer. Depends on how you define “brilliant.” Depends on how you define “lawyer.”

And that’s the end of that. Not yet.

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Yes, it is up to Vice President Pence to do what a vice president is not allowed to do. So, how did that work out?

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Yep. I was afraid of that. The entire world has gone bat shit crazy.

And may Jesus have mercy on our souls.

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Bat Shit Crazy

Number 34 in a Series

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Speaking of Twitter, here’s Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG

I just voted NO on Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi’s Communist Takeover of America. The BBB bill destroys our economy, sells us out to China, passes the Green New Deal, & grants amnesty to millions of illegal aliens. Rs must do everything we can to save America & reverse Communism. 

Hey! Save America and reverse Communism? What a great idea. Let’s all get on board…

Wait. Marjorie Taylor Greene? Aren’t you the Jewish space laser woman?

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Yeah, you are. That was really great. In fact, I got the shirt. Is there more? Oh, Jesus, yes! There’s more.

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I mean, that has got to be all. It cannot get worse, right? Wrong. Here, hold my beer.

GOP candidate Marjorie Taylor Greene spread conspiracies about Charlottesville and ‘Pizzagate’

By Andrew Kaczynski and Em Steck, CNN
Updated 2235 GMT (0635 HKT) August 25, 2020

(CNN) — In the years before she ran for office, GOP congressional candidate Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote two conspiracy-laden blog posts speculating that the 2017 white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, that led to one counter-protester’s death was an “inside job” and promoting a debunked conspiracy alleging some Democratic Party leaders were running a human-trafficking and pedophilia ring — known as “Pizzagate” — was real.

Greene, running now to represent in the northwest corner of Georgia in the US House, made the comments in 2017 and 2018, writing for the now-defunct website of American Truth Seekers, a conspiracy-laden blog.

In a Facebook post, Greene wrote that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was guilty of treason and suggested she could be executed.

Greene responded to CNN’s report after publication, saying in a statement that she wears “attacks” from the media as a “badge of honor.” She did not address the past blog posts in her response and did not respond to further request for comment.

American Truth Seekers’s website stopped operating in 2019, but social media accounts and videos that link to Greene’s time as a correspondent at the website are still online. The conservative blog spread conspiracy theories about QAnon and once questioned if the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School was a “massive false flag.” False flag attacks refer to acts that are designed by perpetrators to be made to look like they were carried out by other individuals or groups.

Right! Pizza Gate is real, and the Florida high school shooting was a false flag. Lady, you want me to help you “save America” and to help you “reverse communism?” I think not. From all appearance you are representative of all that is wrong. You are what we call “bat shit crazy.” Try somebody else.

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Bat Shit Crazy

Number 33 in a Series

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I hope this does not require further elaboration.

 
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene @RepMTG
Now is the time to pass my #FireFauci Act. Dr. Frankenstein has got to go!
 
12:26 PM · Oct 26, 2021Twitter for iPhone

Taliban assault weapons

Marjorie Taylor Greene says Americans deserve assault weapons because the Taliban have them

August 16, 2021

Greene claimed Joe Biden should be impeached for his handling of the Afghan withdrawal (Real America’s Voice)
Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed the Biden administration was handing over weapons to the Taliban, and bizarrely suggested this should bolster Americans’ Second Amendment rights.

In a conspiracy theory-laden interview with Donald Trump’s former strategist Steve Bannon, Ms Greene laid out her thoughts on the security nightmare unfolding in Afghanistan.

She appeared to suggest that the US had gifted military hardware to the Taliban through its support of the Afghan Government.

“I wouldn’t be surprised at all if [the Biden administration] are paying the Taliban,” Ms Greene said.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Capitol Rioters Being Treated Worse Than Terrorists at Gitmo.
August 15, 2021

“To hold them like political prisoners in the Washington D.C. federal prison and other prisons in this country is wrong,” Greene said.

Gavin Newsom, Marjorie Taylor Greene Spar on Twitter Over California’s New Vaccine Mandate
Jul 26, 2021

“You’re one to talk, Gavin. Your murderous ACTIONS as Governor of California literally killed people. Paying $1,000/day to nursing homes to house #COVID19 patients with the most vulnerable people. Killing people’s parents and grandparents,” Greene wrote. “You’re a monster!”

Marjorie Taylor Greene indicated support for executing … – CNN

Jan 26, 2021 — In one post, from January 2019, Greene liked a comment that said “a bullet to the head would be quicker” to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Is it all right if I just stop now? This is the very definition of bat shit crazy.

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I don’t make this stuff up.

Number 13 of the series

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I don’t have to make this shit up, because there is always somebody to do it for me. Who am I leaning on today for deep doodoo? How about Mike Adams, otherwise known as Health Ranger. Adams runs the Natural News site. I had previously thought this was out of Cedar Springs, Texas, but now I have no idea where I got that.

Anyhow, this is some crazy shit, and I will share a few headlines, from which you can let your imagination roam.

Everything about to change as DOJ investigation goes into criminal phase, indictments imminent

The deep state coup against America has been uncovered and criminal indictments are imminent. This is all confirmed by the DOJ itself, as one of its top investigators, John Durham, has shifted into a “criminal” phase where criminal indictments where soon be leveled against deep state traitors.

FBI uncovers real-like “Frankenstein” body parts racket in the USA

Yes, human body parts are harvested, bought and sold in America. In fact, the FBI recently uncovered a huge racket of human body parts trafficking, involving doctors, hospitals and “researchers” who engage in grotesque, illegal organ trading.

Big Pharma merges with Big Brother, rolling out biometric harvesting with vaccines

The vaccine agenda is now being used to harvest biometric data from humans all around the world, including homeless people in U.S. cities.

It’s all part of a global agenda to track vaccine compliance and enforce mandatory injections with toxic, deadly substances that are routinely formulated into vaccines.

Imminent mass false flag event will target Antifa protesters to blame “patriots”

Analysis: An imminent false flag event will be staged to have “patriots” slaughter Antifa protesters.

This is part of the accelerating schedule to unleash mass chaos across America and carry out a violent coup against Trump and his supporters.

Thousands of 5G satellites to carpet bomb the entire planet with radiation

In case you thought 5G cell towers in your local city were a problem, imagine thousands of 5G satellites being launched into orbit, raining down radiation across the entire planet.

It’s not a nightmare, it’s reality. The satellites are being launched now.

Bombshell as NASA caught covering up truth about life on other planets

A NASA experiment proved the existence of microbial life on Mars in the 1970s, and now the scientist who designed that experiment (Frank Levin) is speaking out.

The truth is that NASA has known about life on other planets for at least four decades, but they covered it up and hid the truth from humanity.

Tech giants Google, Vimeo, Facebook all complicit in massive polio outbreaks

The tech giants are conspiring to bury the truth about polio outbreaks being caused by the polio vaccine itself. By de-platforming all voices that report the truth about dangerous vaccines, these evil tech monopolists sacrifice the lives of human beings to maintain their sinister narrative.

The tech industry is now fully in bed with the vaccine deep state, and they will ban anyone who questions the fake science behind vaccines and polio.

And that’s all I’m going serve up for now, because any more, and you’re going to confuse it with a Trump Twitter rant. There are two things to digest here:

  • There is a wack job out there making this stuff up.
  • There are wack jobs out there who read it.

Are you worried now?

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Dying to Believe

Some more of the same

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Some readers complain… Actually, I don’t receive a bunch of complaints about this series, including nobody complaining when I blame Jesus. So, people must be cool with blaming Jesus on a bunch of untimely deaths. The facts being, Jesus is more often not to blame. Stupidity in the form of false belief is alive and well without the benefit of Jesus, as evidenced by the Breatharians:

Prior to her death Verity Linn had announced her intent to follow the Breatharian quest, and a copy of Jasmuheen’s book was found near her body. However, it is not apparent the notorious demise of Jasmuheen’s followers resulted in major hit on her popularity. Besides “Living on Light,” she has two other books, “In Resonance” and “Our Camelot,” listed on Amazon.

The book mentioned, “Living on  Light,” is now in its fourth edition and retitled Pranic Nourishment, with the subtitle “Nutrition for the New Millennium.” I just now purchased a Kindle edition, and you should be looking for a review (possibly not favorable) in the near future.

As mentioned in the referenced item from The North Texas Skeptic:

[Ellen] Greve is a former Australian business woman who now calls herself Jasmuheen. She is a New Age guru promoting avoidance of food. Her cult is said to have a following of 5000 world wide. At least one wiseacre has conjectured these may not be the same followers from one year to the next. Her followers tend to be claimants of the famous Darwin Awards.

The Wikipedia entry for Jasmuheen contains detail of additional interest:

Jasmuheen developed financial and business management skills working full-time in the finance industry. In 1992 she began combining her experience in business and finance with meditation, selling access to workshops and seminars on the topic and, by deed poll changed her name to Jasmuheen.

In 1998, she appeared in her first film, a six-part direct to video documentary called The Legend of Atlantis: Return of the Lightmasters. The Australian television programme 60 Minutes challenged Jasmuheen to demonstrate how she could live without food and water. The supervising medical professional Dr Beres Wenck found that, after 48 hours, Jasmuheen displayed symptoms of acute dehydration, stress, and high blood pressure. Jasmuheen claimed that this was a result of “polluted air”. On the third day, she was moved to a mountainside retreat about 15 miles from the city, where she was filmed enjoying the fresh air, claiming she could now successfully practice Inedia. But as filming progressed, Jasmuheen’s speech slowed, her pupils dilated, and she lost over a stone (6 kg or 14 lb) in weight. After four days, she acknowledged that she had lost weight, but stated that she felt fine. Dr. Wenck stated: “You are now quite dehydrated, probably over 10%, getting up to 11%.” The doctor continued: “Her pulse is about double what it was when she started. The risk if she goes any further is kidney failure.” Jasmuheen’s condition continued to deteriorate rapidly due to acute dehydration, despite her contrary insistence. Dr Wenck concluded that continuing the experiment would ultimately prove fatal. The film crew agreed with this assessment and stopped filming.

Sadly, there are additional deaths due to people following Jasmuheen’s eternal wisdom. So, who needs Jesus?

I will profile additional such deaths in future posts. And may Jesus have mercy on my soul.

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Quiz Question

One of a continuing series

An odd collection of questions:

  1. How many ridges around the edge of a dime?
  2. A jiffy is an actual unit of time. How long is it?
  3. According to his business card, what was Al Capone’s business?
  4. What’s the relationship between an almond and a peach?
  5. Human babies don’t have them when they are born, but develop them after 2 to 6 years. What are they?
  6. What parts of their bodies do butterflies use to taste?
  7. What English word ends in “mt?”
  8. What famous inventor invented the scissors?
  9. The name of what state consists of a single syllable?
  10. What is unique about the words “stewardesses” and “lollipop?”
  11. What is interesting about the words “racecar,” “kayak,” and “level?”
  12. How many ways are there to make change for a dollar bill?
  13. Cite four English words that end in “dous.”
  14. What is interesting about the words “abstemious” and “facetious?”
  15. What Flintstones character is missing from Flintstones Chewables Vitamins?
  16. What is interesting about the word “typewriter?”
  17. Winston Churchill was born in Blenheim Palace in England. In which room?
  18. Regarding United States currency, which bill lists all 50 states?

Post your answers in the comments section below.

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Friday Funny

One of a series

So, why am I showing this image of a brown (?) Probe? Maybe it has to do with today’s funny headline:

Kenyan Judge Says Anal Probes Are a Legal Way to Determine if Someone is Gay

In Kenya, a nation where sodomy is a criminal offense, a judge just ruled that anal probes are a legal way to determine someone’s sexual orientation.

And that’s funny.

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Wacko In The Sky

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The Skeptic email discussion list is rich in skeptical lore. Creationism, psychic powers, astrology, cults, all are topics ripe for batting about. More than 15 years ago the topic of chemtrails bubbled up:

The term chemtrail is a portmanteau of the words “chemical” and “trail,” just as contrail is a contraction of “condensation trail.” Believers in the conspiracy theory speculate that the purpose of the claimed chemical release may be for solar radiation management,psychological manipulation, human population control, weather modification, or biological or chemical warfare, and that the trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems.[1][9][10] Contrails are formed at high altitudes (5–10 miles or 8–16 kilometers) and if any chemicals were released at such altitude they would disperse harmlessly and fall many hundreds of miles/kilometers away, or degrade before touching the ground.

So “chemtrails” is a subset of “conspiracy theories,” itself encompassing JFK assassination theories, 9/11 cover up theories, black helicopters and the like. Conspiracy theories derive from a human personality quirk. Paranoia may be a necessary ingredient. The simple and more rational explanation is rejected in favor of one that quenches the thirst.

A common symptom is the ability to reject any sensible suggestion as an attempt to cover up the truth—a deeper sign of deception and reinforcement of the theory. Writings of the theorists are telling. Here are some excerpts from Chemtrail Central, “Searching for Answers in the Chemtrail Issue.”

Chemtrails: 600 strains of an aerosolized thought control vaccine tested
posted by: Ellyn @ Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:10 am
600 strains of an aerosolized thought control vaccine already tested on humans; deployed via air, food and water

https://www.naturalnews.com/048347_aerosolized_vaccines_behavioral_modification_obedience.html##ixzz3QLwsUis0

Chemtrails: Geoengineering is Not the Answer to Climate Change
posted by: Ellyn @ Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:55 am
Geoengineering is Not the Answer to Climate Change, by Dr. David Suzuki

https://ecowatch.com/2014/03/18/geoengineering-not-answer-climate-change/

Chemtrails: Twenty-year hiatus in rising temperatures has climate scient
posted by: Sore Throat @ Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:32 pm
So let’s see. For the past decade and a half the sky has been covered with a sun shielding haze emitted from high altitude aircraft.

https://www.chemtrailcentral.com/forum/thread10994-105.html&sid=122bf8bda36f05af411670f4d8de7208

Stratospheric Welsbach seeding for reduction of global warming

https://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html&r=6&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PTXT&s1=5%2c003%2c186&OS=5%2c003%2c186&RS=5%2c003%2c186

So with the billions spent on this covert activity it seems that “they” are forestalling the inevitable. Of course, this isn’t truly addressing the root of the problem, only treating a symptom (much the same as much of modern medicine). CO2 levels are still progressively building up in the atmosphere, oceans are becoming increasing acidic. But this “pause” in global temperature rise eliminates the perceived urgency of the problem, and allows climate change deniers to claim there is no problem. So is this clandestine activity actually helping, or is it in reality sowing the seeds of our destruction? Meanwhile the Greedy Lying Bastards keep feeding like pigs at the trough.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/kert-davies/greedy-lying-bastards_b_2846129.html

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It’s no surprise seeing Natural News among the references:

Natural News (formerly Newstarget) is a website founded and operated by Mike Adams. It is based in Cedar Creek, Texas.

It is dedicated to the sale of various dietary supplements, promotion of alternative medicine, controversial nutrition and health claims, and various conspiracy theories, such as “chemtrails“, the purported dangers of fluoride in drinking water (as well as those of monosodium glutamate and aspartame), and purported health problems caused by allegedly “toxic” ingredients in vaccines, including the now-discredited link to autism.

I’ve touched on Mike Adams and Natural News in previous posts

How cell towers are frying your brain and causing mass confusion

NaturalNews Insider Alert ( www.NaturalNews.com ) email newsletter

The Health Ranger Dear NaturalNews readers,

The brains of everyone living within range of cell towers are being damaged by electropollution.

A hard-hitting new scientific study published in the British Medical Journal reveals how cell towers cause mental confusion, irritability and loss of sleep, among other brain-altering side effects:
https://www.naturalnews.com/044464_cell_towers_EMF_pollution_mental_confusion.html

Specific phenomena which confound the chemtrail theorists include:

  • Contrails with long duration
  • Crosshatch patterns of contrails
  • Contrails that spread to enormous width

Explanations given by scientists and the military, and which are rejected by the theorists, include:

  • Long duration contrails have been known since American bombers started flying high-altitude missions in World War Two.
  • Contrails that persist for a long time are spread horizontally by wind shear.
  • The supposed measurement of 6.8 parts per million of barium beneath a contrail hatch was erroneous due to misuse of the measuring equipment.
  • Military organizations have never seriously considered using contrails to affect climate. Furthermore, there has been no serious effort at climate control by the military.

Photographs such as the one below aid and abet these conspiracy stories.

Olivier Cleynen from Wikipedia: Ballast barrels in a prototype Boeing 747. Photographs of flight test barrels are sometimes said to show chemtrail planes.

Olivier Cleynen from Wikipedia: Ballast barrels in a prototype Boeing 747. Photographs of flight test barrels are sometimes said to show chemtrail planes.

These are some ballast containers installed in a test aircraft. Water is pumped from one container to another to shift the center of gravity of the plane, but if you are of the proper mindset this is a setup for spraying chemicals into the atmosphere.

Chemtrails 911 gives insight to this mindset:

Exposing aerial crimes and aerosol operations… …because it’s an emergency!!

INTRODUCTION TO THE CHEMTRAIL ISSUE
by Chemtrails911.com

Since approximately 1998, thousands of people started noticing airplanes spraying X’s, parallel lines, and grid patterns across our skies. These trails initially look like contrails but actually aren’t. According to the U.S. Air Force, contrails are condensation trails and happen when hot engine exhaust momentarily condenses ice crystals into pencil-thin vapor trails that quickly vanish like the wave behind a boat, very much like your breath when talking outside on a cold winter day. Chemtrails, on the other hand, linger for hours and will spread out to form large areas of “cloud” cover.

There are several theories as to why these operations may be occurring. However, most of the documentation available points to geo-engineering and space weaponry as the reasons that these spray operations are occurring. A concept that keeps popping up in major governmental studies is the idea of spraying aluminum oxide particles into the atmosphere to create a sunscreen.

Others pick up on the meme:

Following the Money: Obama, 9/11, Chemtrails, Climate Change, $Trillions in Carbon Taxes
Posted by Harold Saive on March 11, 2013

Harold Saive elaborates:

Note: This 2010 article gains significant light in the context of more recent research on the history of weather modification:

Originally published Tuesday, August 10, 2010

One 9/11 agenda was targeted murder of carbon trading companies with precision of a pilotless drone attack

Why does Franklin Raines of Freddie/Fannie own the patent for a carbon trading computer originally owned by Carlton Bartels, CEO “Cantor Fitzgerald/CO2e.com/eSpeedprogram ? – a company whose employees were murdered by a well-guided jet aircraft that crashed into their offices on 9/11/2001? Wasting no time, why did the new Democratic Congress (2006) give the patent to Raines obamaimmediately following the election?

It is statistically significant that 44 % of the souls murdered on 9/11 (including firefighters, police etc.) worked for companies that were in competition with the Chicago Climate Exchange. (CCX)? Al Gore, Obama, Maurice Strong, and whoever in Congress owns stock in CCX stands to cash in on $Trillions if they can pass enforceable Cap and Trade legislation.

And finally the truth is revealed:

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There is more to the chemtrails story than I can possibly unravel in a single post. Perhaps when I chance upon another ripe fruit I’ll share it with readers. In the mean time keep your eyes trained on the sky. And keep reading.

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If at first you don’t succeed

Obviously this was way back when. Way back before people like Ted Kaczynski and Timothy McVeigh spoiled it for the rest of us. This was in the spring 1958 when I could walk into a store and purchase a few pounds of potassium permanganate and not have the ATF knocking on my door before sundown.

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My cousin and I and sometimes my brother and a school buddy built some neat rockets. Sometimes we had great success. Sometimes, not so much so. Anyhow, the statute of limitations has finally expired, and we can show the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSEjoJmxfUY

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This Stuff Was Crazy

We used to do a bunch of crazy stuff, so I’m starting a series with the title. Here’s the first one.

This was in 1968, and the year before we had participated in a motorcycle race in Torreon in the state of Coahuila in Mexico. It’s not really close to the border, but it’s driving range from Austin, and we took a bike down for the six-hour endurance. I will post something about the 1967 race another day when I can get the graphics together. Today I have the map for the course starting in 1968.

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The race course in Gomez Palacio

This region is locally call Laguna, supposedly because of some lakes in the area, and the endurance race was “Las Seis Horas de La Laguna.” the six hours of the lake. The first year they held the races in the streets of Torreon, but after that they moved them to Gomez Palacio, which is just a cross a small river and in another state, Durango.

There was a woman who worked at the Astronomy Department at the University of Texas in Austin, and she was kind enough to draw up excellent maps of both courses, and I used these maps in some articles I wrote about the races.

Going to the races was actually one of the fun parts. Here’s the standard windshield photo on the way to Torreon. David Carpenter was driving. It was his truck. It was his motorcycle. He was going to get to keep the trophy.

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Anyhow, this was crazy. The races were run on a Sunday, sometimes in May, sometimes in April, and there was never any bad weather. There was no special track, the city just blocked off some streets, and we raced for six hours starting shortly after lunch.

Take a look at the map. “Meta” is the start-finish line, and approximately 70 motorcycles started at the same time, in the direction indicated by the arrows. The deal was that at the time Mexico did not produce any motorcycles larger than 175cc displacement, and that was the limitation for the six-hour race.

What was especially fun about these races in Mexico was there was absolutely no crowd control. My impression from what I have read is that back then there was almost no concept of tort law south of the Rio Grande. Somebody gets hurt, it’s their problem. The race organizers did have the benefit of Mexican soldiers to keep order. I am now wondering whether these rifles were actually loaded.

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Especially maddening was that straight section along Avenida Valle del Quadiana that you see at the top of the map. These were not big bikes, but we could top out at over 100 along this section. Then at the end it was necessary to get hard on the brakes and cross over to the east-bound lane before making the turn to the south. Something that really tightened my sphincter muscle was approaching the cross-over and seeing a woman with two little children waddle across the track in front of me.

Along del Quadiana I could get enough speed that drafting a faster bike made a difference. I could get behind one of the local team’s Bultacos and keep up with him all down the straight. When the driver got onto what I was doing he calmly let his bike drift over into the pea gravel near the curb, so I had to contend with a spray of stones if I wanted to stay in his stream. I got back later in the race.

Here are some shots to show you what the traffic was like.  Many riders started, but very quickly they got sorted out, and there was lots of room to race. Even so, spectators liked to stand right at the curb, but I eventually found something that made them back off.

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Here’s what it looked like making the cross-over before the turn back south.

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That sharp, pointy turn labeled 2 in the map is where I got the spectators’ attention. After a few laps I got this one figured out, and I was able to start my turn along the curb on my right and keep the pressure on all the way through. I exited the turn right up to the curb on the south side of the street, and I could see people backing away when they saw me coming.

This is also where I got it back on one of the Bultacos. The Mexicans had some fast Bultacos, and I could not pull them down the straight. But I was following one of them, I think he was the president of the local Moto Club Laguna, as we headed toward turn 2. I was right in his slipstream and keeping up with him. Muscles acted before the brain did. I swerved to the left and went right by him before I realized something had happened. His two-stroke engine had seized, and I looked back over my shoulder to watch him park at the curb.

Here’s a photo of Dave on his bike in the race.

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There is one part of the course I never figured out, and I was back here twice more. That was the section involving turns 4, 5 and 6. You had to make a sharp left, then round a slight bend (turn 5), then a hard right. I could never do much more than just walk the bike through this section. There just didn’t seem to be any way to straighten it out.

I have often said there a lot of things I love to do, and there are things I love to do a lot, but there is not much I like to do for six hours. I did three of these down in Mexico, and each one nearly killed me. The fun part always came after the race.

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Sunday evening was the awards banquet. The most memorable of these was the one in 1967, and I will get into that in another post. This one was especially sweet, because Dave and I won a trophy for tenth place. The winners got a new motorcycle.

I considered that tenth was not all that bad. Many started, we outlasted some, but we out raced the rest, all but nine. On the way back to Austin we stopped alongside the road and took photos of the trophy.

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Like I said, this was crazy stuff, and we used to do a bunch of that when we were young. A person needs to do some of this. There won’t be another chance.