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Subject: Necromancy question Path: you​!your-host​!wintermute​!wikipedia​!hardees​!triffid​!gormenghast​!hal9000​!plovergw​!ploverhub​!shitpost​!mjd Date: 2020-08-20T13:02:49 Newsgroup: news.groups.zombies Message-ID: <317df405d69e24d7@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost Suppose you have available an evil necromantic spell that turns humans into mindless zombies. (Whether the humans are required to be dead or alive is not important for this inquiry.) What happens if you cast this spell on starfish instead, turning them into mindless zombie starfish?