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Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!hardees!m5!plovergw!plovervax!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-31T10:00:43 Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.20200331 Message-ID: <d72f919f6d434748@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!ultron!gormenghast!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-30T10:08:40 Newsgroup: rec.pets.20200330 Message-ID: <50180b6c651b5f63@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Teragrams
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-25T15:58:18 Newsgroup: misc.misc.margaret Message-ID: <8f7bdcf576ff946f@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost “Margaret” backward is “teragram”. A teragram is the same as a megatonne.
Subject: Spam
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!skordokott!mechanical-turk!brain-in-a-vat!berserker!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-25T10:43:19 Newsgroup: alt.binaries.spam Message-ID: <91e3e6ddd4c50047@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost I do get a lot of spam from organizations people and offering to supply “content” for my blog, and more often than not they say something like:
I try writing back to these people because I want to know where they got the idea that I own slatestarcodex. So far none of them has returned my mail so it remains a mystery. Today's spam solicitation was more amusing though:
Hee hee hee. Sorry, Kenny, not shitty enough!
Subject: Save us!
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!uunet!asr33!skynet!m5!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-24T16:01:51 Newsgroup: news.groups.snuff Message-ID: <3c01220418910732@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost Save us before we perish! For two days we have pined away without snuff.
Subject: Pharmacy delivery
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!goatrectum!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-24T15:59:39 Newsgroup: alt.sex.delivery Message-ID: <c5645fbfbd9e3ae5@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost The pharmacy informed me that they now have delivery service, so I said sure, deliver my prescription. I had a very clear picture in my head of what would happen: they would fill the prescription at the place down the street, then hand it to someone who would carry it to my door. My wife had independently had the sanme picture. But no, instead they transmit the order to a central location and ship it by U.S. post. Why did I expect anything different?
Subject: Hoarding
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!twirlip!wescac!berserker!plovergw!plovervax!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-17T12:55:21 Newsgroup: talk.bizarre.hoarding Message-ID: <b5d3669283c36e9e@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost I went to the store this morning. Some things were sold out, most things weren't. The dumbest thing I noticed that wasn't there: Brita filters.
Subject: Massachuetts’ prudent and humane quarantine pay law
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!twirlip!am!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-16T10:09:33 Newsgroup: alt.binaries.quarantine Message-ID: <4df7ded1d1a638c0@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost Massachusetts state law provides:
Very good!
Thanks to Chas. Owens for bringing this to my attention. The cartoon panel is taken from Webcomic Name. I wonder when this law was enacted? The web site does not say.
Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!prime-radiant!computer!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-16T09:43:08 Newsgroup: talk.mjd.20200316 Message-ID: <d9ec2f4177e3886d@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: I have other fish to fry
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!uunet!asr33!hardees!m5!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-11T11:44:56 Newsgroup: alt.sex.fish-to-fry Message-ID: <37a32de762d2af93@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost The phrase “other fish to fry” goes back to the 17th century:
According to a sloppy Google Books search, variations appear with these frequencies:
It seems to me that “larger fish to fry” ought to mean the same as “bigger fish to fry”, but it sounds weird. Is that just because it's unusual? Or is there some pattern to the way English uses ‘bigger’ and ‘larger’ from which one could predict that ‘bigger’ would predominate here? A (Dutch) co-worker informs me that the Dutch version of this phrase is “andere katten te geselen”. Instead of frying fish, they are flogging cats. Who knew that the Dutch were so depraved? (Not really related: OED Quick Search for “other fish” asks: “Did you mean: motherish?”.)
Subject: Korchnoi and the rules of chess
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!hardees!triffid!gormenghast!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-11T11:34:00 Newsgroup: comp.lang.haskell.korchnoi Message-ID: <8e817f76d66d5dce@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Korchnoi and the rules of chess
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-11T11:28:40 Newsgroup: sci.math.korchnoi Message-ID: <b833cf63c0317bc3@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!prime-radiant!computer!glados!extro!goatrectum!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-10T08:43:43 Newsgroup: misc.test.20200310 Message-ID: <67b2ee64bc0cf790@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!twirlip!am!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-10T08:02:39 Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.20200308 Message-ID: <3d326f5c13b4e8da@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost
Subject: Why my search program found no solutions
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!gormenghast!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-10T08:02:20 Newsgroup: comp.lang.haskell.burf Message-ID: <8c9423c6325e2e29@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost I ran my program, was puzzled when it didn't produce any output. So I modified it, ran it again, did this six times in a row before I figured out the problem. I was actually running
Subject: Capers
Path: you!your-host!warthog!goatrectum!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd Date: 2020-03-04T13:57:34 Newsgroup: sci.math.capers Message-ID: <3b1c7e6941d1c793@shitpost.plover.com> Content-Type: text/shitpost I asked the coffee shop lady how she explains capers when a customer asks what they are. She said “tiny pickles”.
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