
Ladies and gentlemen, I finally did it. I ran my very first half marathon! And let me tell you, it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done both mentally, physically, and spiritually. Forget childbirth, algebra tests, or assembling IKEA furniture without instructions. This? This was next-level torture wrapped in a shiny medal at the end.
Let’s start at the beginning because, for the first few miles, I was unstoppable. The weather was perfect – cool, crisp, and cloudless – and I was in the zone. The crowd at the Richmond Marathon was unbeatable. We had signs, we had bands, we had every carb you could imagine! For people to come out this early on a Saturday just to cheer us insane runners on brought tears to my eyes. Add to that, my playlist was fire, my legs felt fresh, and I thought, Wow, maybe I’m actually good at this running thing! Spoiler alert: I was not.
Around Mile 5, we entered Bryan Park. Oh, what a lovely park, I thought, naïvely. Little did I know, Bryan Park is basically a series of hills stacked on top of more hills, with a side order of hills. I swear, I heard one of the other runners mutter, “Who put a rollercoaster in here?” My pace slowed, my calves started burning, and I began having existential thoughts like, Why do humans even run? The only thing got me through those excruciating in-between miles was seeing my amazing husband, adorable kiddos, and a really good friend show up with signs and much-needed encouragement. Seriously – people who support runners are the real MVPs.
By Mile 8, the wheels fully came off the bus. I hit the wall. Not a literal wall, but the metaphorical one where your legs turn to Jell-O, your brain tells you to quit, and your soul tries to ghost you. My knee felt like someone had swapped it for a bag of rocks, and I was officially deep in the pain cave. I looked around hoping to find a secret escape tunnel, but nope – it was just me, the pavement, and my increasingly bad decisions.
At Mile 10, things got… messy. My stomach was a horrifying cocktail of water, sports drinks, and those heinous little gel packs they call “nutrition.” GU? More like ew (hehe) I started doing run-walk intervals because walking made me nauseous, but running made me even more nauseous. At one point, I had a serious conversation with myself: If I throw up in front of these strangers, will they cheer me on anyway? I couldn’t even smile anymore. I wanted to give up so badly. The idea of doing one more mile, let alone 3.1 more miles made me want to cry. I actually do think I cried – there were definitely strong emotions. A coach ran side-by-side with me for the last few minutes. She could see I needed it. At that point, it wasn’t even my body rebelling as much as it was my stomach. I was just praying I wouldn’t puke.
But then, somehow, someway, I saw the finish line. It felt like a mirage at first, but no, it was real. I mustered every ounce of energy left in my battered body, crossed that glorious line, and collapsed into the nearest patch of grass. I didn’t throw up immediately – because I’m classy like that. No, I waited a full 30 minutes before my stomach filed its official protest. By that point, though, it didn’t matter. I was a half marathoner.
I was shaking, crying, cold, shivering, and feeling all of the emotions as my husband and kids greeted me with hugs, flowers, and congratulations. I had done it. I had run a half marathon and I felt like I was on top of the world.
Was it hard? Oh my GOD yes. Was it worth it? The early runs, the late runs, the miserable runs, the rainy runs? All that training? A RESOUNDING ABSOLUTELY. I’m so proud of myself for sticking it out – hills, GU, puke, and all. I proved to myself that I can do hard, very hard things. That I can set my mind to something and once I am determined, there is nothing that can stand in my way. Though my race time was shit, I honestly don’t even care because how many people can go from couch to half marathon in less than four months? THIS GIRL, RIGHT HERE.
And because I am a glutton for punishment, I’ve already signed up for a spring marathon. Training starts in December and once my knees go back to their original pre-race position, I can get excited about running again.
So here’s to 13.1 miles of sweat, tears, and a little puke. Onward to 26.2 – because apparently, I’ve lost my mind entirely. Cheers to every runner out there who knows the struggle. We’re all insane, and I love it.


















