Woman vs Machina

I think you all remember that, along with the heating, even my tumble dryer stopped working.

In the beginning, I didnt really make a big deal about it because I thought it was just a matter of cleaning the filter. When that was done, and I was also back parking in my usual spot(see previous post), but there was still no action,  it was obvious the situation required a bit more attention and effort.

I first tried the good old trick of unplugging the machine, counting to 30 seconds, and plugging it back. No success. I then went for the second good old trick of all time, a little punch on the top. I mean, it always worked for Fonzie. I might not be Henry Winkler, but I have seen him doing it so many times growing up that I am sure the technique was impeccable. Except my tumble dryer had proven to be far more stubborn than Arnold’s old juke box.

It was time to turn to the bible of any domestic trouble: YouTube. I won’t lie here, it took me some time to warm up to this incredible tool, but after I did, I can honestly say it never let me down. From how to unlock the drain to how to knit cardigan sleeves. It knows it all! And that’s not all, it makes you feel great too, and never alone. You will infact always find someone who has had that same problem before you, but most of all,  you will always find someone asking some question far more stupid than yours. 

The only problem with YouTube is that sometime is not time-wise realistic, and you will end up spending at least triple the time suggested in the video tutorial, and that if you already have everything you need at home. And that’s how I  spent all my mornings last week, dismantling my tumble dryer and tackling any possible issues at the time. At one point, probably sick of another day under surgery, the skinky thing also worked … for a few minutes. A few very rewarding minutes, I must say, though,  and that makes it all worth it. Unfortunately, the freaking resentful thing stopped again as soon as I tried to actually load it. And so from the following day we were back unscrewing, checking, testing, ramaging inside the engine, screwing it back, turning it on with plenty of expectations, and finally createvily swearing once the expectations were, once again, missed. 

By Friday, I decided there was nothing more I could do.  The thought of the vortex of boredom waiting for me now that I had to find something else to do with my mornings rather than disassemble my tumble dryer, was overwhelming but, as they say, “desperate times call for desperate measures”, and so with trembling hand, I rang the manufacturer’s help centre. They gave me the number of the local guy and told me to send him a text explaining the issue. So I did, and in less than an hour, he answered me back with the cause, the solution, and how much it would cost to fix it. What??? All this from a three-line text??? Maybe WhatsApp is the new YouTube!!!! Exept its not in fact when the guy came, he realised it was not what he thought it was and had to come back with a new part.

To Be Continued….

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Don’t chance your luck

As I previously said, I am a “scaramantic” person. When in university, for instance, I never went to give an exam without washing my hair the night before, and no matter that it was squeaky clean and fresh and odourless, that was my good luck ritual. Or I still never travel without washing my hair and changing my nail polish the night before or never leave the house for longer than a few hours without my rings. Someone must object that has nothing to do with good luck but more with me being a compulsive creature of habit. It is not! And I can prove it.

In the morning, when I go out with the dogs, I always park in the same spot (which is not the same one I use in the afternoon when I always park in another spot). Then someone told me that they always change spots because it’s supposed to be good for your mental health. Now, I have to be honest here, I couldn’t really see the link there, maybe because I’m so entangled in my habits and routines that I couldn’t see further than my nose. Or maybe I never felt my mental health needed a challenge, till even my neighbour, Mr E after I told him that I religiously do every morning the same route with the dogs, mocked me and made me feel like a boring psychotic. Now, in my defence, the same route with the dugs gas more to do with the fact that their walk is always my Jim and walking the same route every morning guarantees me the same amount of exercise daily. The parking instead, is another thing. I did think about parking in a different spot, even tried a few times but it felt wrong and so I simply reversed and went back to my usual spot.

Anyway, back to the topic, I had it now in my head that I had to try to break the circle and one morning, I did it. I used all my willpower and changed parking spot. One step out of the car and that nagging inner voice was already screaming, “What are you doing?”. Stubborn and determined to show the world I was not a boring psychotic I kept going, fighting and ignoring my guts. Superfluous to say that everything went wrong that morning.

Rules, guts, routine, habits they are all there for a reason!

I am a scaramantic person and it freaking works well for me!

What I am not, is a superstitious person. Not at all; I never had a problem walking under a ladder for instance, or throwing my hat on the bed. And if this is not proof, what about when I broke a mirror and didn’t even flinch? I swear on my kids, ( that much I am not superstitious) I didn’t give it a second thought. And all the swearing was purely due to the fact that the shreds were minuscule and went everywhere and ultimately ended up in the bin. 

I am not superstitious, I have never been, and never will. Or will I? Coincidentally, in fact, after the above occurrence, the heating stopped working, daughter number one got sick, the dog got a rash all over her body and the tumble dryer stopped working. Ok may be daughter number one got sick after sleeping in a freezing bedroom for a week and the dog’s rush was caused by the half chicken she snatched off the kitchen counter and ate , ( she is allergic to poultry); but what about the heating? All of a sudden we got a bent pipe?🤔 And the tumble dryer?

Food for thought, as they say……as long as it is not bad karma😉

Happy week ahead to you all🥰

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Chill Woman Chill!

Brief update on our heating, or should I say lack of heating, situation🥶

The plumbers came last Monday as agreed and tried everything humanly possible to fix the problem. They unscrewed the heaters, hammered the pipes, power flushed the entire system and 5 hours later they had fixed……( pause for effect) NOTHING 😫

Apparently, our last resort is now to lift the carpet (the newly changed white carpet), tear apart the floor, and replace the pipes leading to the two broken radiators. It’s gonna be dusty, it’s gonna be expensive but it should fix the problem once and for all. Not many choices are there? So, “ Ok, let’s go for it.” I say it out of desperation. A desperation to see them go for the day and put the heating back on, where it still works.

Oh, yes, I might have not mentioned that while they were working the entire house heating was disconnected making the temperature outside perfectly match the one inside. Another thing I might not mentioned is that we are still having unusually low temperatures in Ireland this week.

Anyway, once they had finally left, I was barely able to speak and move my limbs, stiffed dead cold I was. I was also regretting not thinking about wearing multiple layers of coats, gloves and hats, because in my head that’s something you don’t do when in the comfort of your own home; except my home was far from comforting and cosy in the specific situation. Also, I honestly thought/hoped the guys would be done much sooner, even though I should definitely have known better when at 1 pm, ( they arrived at 10.30am), they were still trying to figure out what the issue was.

To conclude, we still have no heating in two of the bedrooms but we now have a plan. When it will actually be out in place, well that’s another entirely matter that will probably require me to do heavy stalking of the plumber.

Looking at the positive side of it all then, daughter number one, who was at her worst with the flu on Monday, survived, proving that one of her father’s parenting milestones ( passed on by generations in his family) actually works: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. ( Damn does the man really have to be always right🙄?) At least there was a positive outcome for me too, for once I got something from the Befana too, instead of simply filling other stockings without them ever ever dreaming of reciprocating. The plumbers came in fact on the fifth and that very same night I got chilblains on my toes. Nothing really new for me actually, but this time I got lots of them! Every single one of my toes had one and some were so lucky to have multiple on them: top, front and underneath! Oh boy, I must have been a really good girl last year, for the Befana to be so generous with me!

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Happy belated Befana to you all and have a spectacular week ahead.🥰

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Reading with Ortensia, January Edition

Happy new book year and welcome to the first 2026 edition of reading with Ortensia.

AUDIO BOOKS

THE ROOM NEXT DOOR, by Wendy Walker. A lesson learned from this one: Affairs and lies always have some consequences. I really enjoyed this one. It was far less predictable than I thought, and it had a gripping and unforeseen final twist. 🌟🌟🌟🌟

DEATH AT THE DOG SHOW by Peter Bland, Another mystery to solve for the ladies of the charity shop detective agency that doesn’t disappoint. Funny, intriguing and cosily murderous.🌟🌟🌟🌟

MY HUSBAND NEXT DOOR, by K.L Slater. You know when they say “its aways the quiet ones”?! Well, I don’t want tobe a spoiler, but they might be right. Nice plot, fluent story with a nice final twist. 🌟🌟🌟

MY MISSING BOY, by D.L Fisher. A fast-paced domestic thriller keeping you guessing till the end.🌟🌟🌟

PAPER BOOKS

12 WAYS TO KILL YOUR FAMILY AT CHRISTMAS, by Natasha Bache. Witty and corkily funny, the perfect read for fans of Bella Mache.🌟🌟🌟🌟

BISCOTTI , OMICIDI E PROFUMO DI MANDORLE, by Elke Pistor. Unfortunately, the title is translated from German only to Italian, not English. Even if I do not think I will read more of this series because I didn’t particularly warmed up to the protagonist, I did indeed appreciate the recipes at the end of the book.🌟🌟🌟

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Hello 2026.

I won’t even try the new year, new me thing because 2026 started in a classic truly madly ordinary traditional way.

Should I start with the dogs rolling on a massive poo to welcome the new year? I actually haven’t seen them rolling, and I didn’t see the big mountain of poo, but the smell and the colour they had on them when back were unequivocal, and by the amount of brown substance they were carrying on their fur, just freshly washed a few days earlier, must have been massive. I thought horse poo in the beginning, but when the following day they had the very same encounter again and with the very same results, (except their coats were only freshly washed the day before this time) I decided it must have been either the product of a Grisley bear, an entire herd of horses after a rough new years eve party, or Vecna’s last despicable action on our world ( and believe me: It was despicably nasty).

The new year was also welcomed by a heavy drop in temperature and so instead of a white Christmas, we had a white(ish) new year. Delightful to see if only our radiators would not stop working right right on the first day of a forecasted week if mnus temperatures. And our plumber is away……

Who was not away instead and came as promised on the second day of the new year was the satellite man. We can now finally watch all the TV channels without interruptions or glitches. And if we stick to the first floor of the house or the bathrooms upstairs, we can do it in the comfort of a warm room too.

Till the plumber comes, hopefully tomorrow, we only use the bedrooms strictly to sleep and we make sure the journey into the bed and under the cover is as quick as humanly possible.

Because my side of the bed is closer to the ensuite’s door, I tried to practice a routine to jump from the bathroom straight into the bed. It didn’t work. My legs are too short, and my athletic skills are definitely the same crap ones as last year exactly like my clumsiness and the only thing I obtained was to trip and break a mirror.

Now, I am “scaramantic” but not at all superstitious, ( a difference only known to Italians probably) but I must admit that, if the last couple of days’ happenings had followed a different timeframe, even if the mirror was a small one, I would have wondered though!

But as it didn’t, and I am still as optimistic as last year, I can only smile at this bumpy start of the new year believing it can only improve😉

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A little business disclosure now: Due to the holidays break the January edition of reading with Ortensia will be out on the second Friday of the month and so will be slightly delayed the monthly newsletters too.

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Welcome 2026

Happy New Year to the marvellous WordPress community and cheers to an other year of blogging, friendships, laughing and inspiring stories🥰🎊🍾