Yes ! .. The ‘Platinum Jubilee’ has arrived at last, and I am so excited, just like all of ‘er Maj’s other subjects who ‘worship’ those wonderful ‘royals’, which includes that so private pair, who have come here all the way from California, and the Archbishop’s best mate, if his royal mummy allows him on the Buckingham Palace balcony.
Unfortunately, I’m a bit too old now to spend the night outside the palace with all those royal fanatics, or attend one of those wonderful street parties with all my favourite neighbours. However, I have decorated my house with large flags, red, white and blue bunting and a huge picture of ‘er Maj.
Oh! and before I forget, I have treated myself to a ‘jubilee pizza‘ and a bottle or two of ‘jubilee beer’ to be enjoyed while spending the day watching TV and toasting the Royal Family .. and ..
.. “If you believe that, then you will believe anything” !
bigjohn 
