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- Nov. 29th, 2022 at 10:11 PM
Not sure where I might end up, but I'm not coming back to LJ. Had a lot of fun here though.
- Oct. 28th, 2016 at 12:00 AM
So, do I need to come back here for posts? Who IS still here?
Kerry...
- Jul. 27th, 2015 at 6:50 PM
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.
Hey
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What's going on over here? You know there's this thing called Facebook where all these LOSERS hang out.
Not Here Anymore
- Aug. 28th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
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Ciao for Now
- May. 6th, 2010 at 7:05 AM
I think that's it for the Mr. Dan Kelly LiveJournal. It's had a good run, but I'm hardly ever here anymore. I'll still be blogging, at times, over at https://www.mrdankelly.com/blog. So, time to archive this monster in PDF form, and then leave it for future archaeologists to discover.
(Exeunt.)
(Exeunt.)
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The World Can End Now, because Perfection Has Been Achieved
- Apr. 30th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
GAHHHHHH!!!
- Apr. 30th, 2010 at 1:04 PM
First sign of spring. Living things start showing on the skyscraper windows. The worst was a bat a few years ago. Eyugh. Keep clicking the photo.
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1,000 Airplanes on the Roof
- Apr. 26th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
As part of an installation, artist Roger Hiorns and a crew installed two jet engines on the third floor terrace of the Modern Wing of the Art Institute of Chicago today. Last year Mr. Hiorns pulverized a jet engine and spread the resulting dust pile across a British gallery's floor, endearing him not at all the building's custodians, I am sure.
Look underneath each engine and you might possibly find a squished Jake Gyllenhaal.
I LOVE ART!
UPDATE: The engines are filled with downers. Kind of ironic, huh?
I guess I could have said "1,000 roofies on the airplane."
Look underneath each engine and you might possibly find a squished Jake Gyllenhaal.
I LOVE ART!
UPDATE: The engines are filled with downers. Kind of ironic, huh?
I guess I could have said "1,000 roofies on the airplane."
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If I Strip for You, Will You Strip for Me?
- Apr. 24th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Mike and I hired a contractor to strip and stain the woodwork in our front room, dining room, and kitchen. This has been a long-term project. We started stripping the paint ourselves a few years ago, but it was a slow and laborious process, particularly since we were doing it with a heat gun and no solvents. Lead paint and other foulness flying up into our noses and lungs were other considerations, so even though we wore protective masks, we still had to consider the possibility that we were releasing lead spores into the air, even with proper ventilation. Nate has been tested for lead, by the way, and passed, so all that worrying may have been for naught.
Eventually we hired a teenager to come in a few weekends to strip paint. After a month he finished, and it looked... like shit. Not his fault. Beneath the oogly white paint was about an 1/8th of an inch of varnish. We knew we had to call in the big guns. Guys who, literally, had bigger heat guns than we did.
While we'd stripped most of the front and dining room already, the kitchen remained. Our kitchen contains all the worst decisions ever made in this house. The woodwork was not only painted, but painted a sickly avocado green. The wallpaper had kitsch value, which wore out after a year. The cabinets are ho-hummy; the stove needs to be replaced with one that doesn't have a small oven on one side and a warming area on the other; and the fridge is too damn big for such a little room. Eventually we want to break out the back and expand, but after receiving a quote from our contractor on what that would cost and involve. we're not doing that anytime soon.
So we decided to just pretty up the kitchen as best we could, and we began by having the wood work stripped and stained and varnished. The workers have been coming in for the past three weeks, and this past week they made real progress in the kitchen. The people who owned the house before us were pretty nice folks, but I have to question their mental competence. ( Just look at the gorgeous wood the contractor's men uncovered—that's probably 200-year-old maple you're looking at—and the lovely arts and crafts hardware that turned up under all that green oozy paint.Collapse )
Eventually we hired a teenager to come in a few weekends to strip paint. After a month he finished, and it looked... like shit. Not his fault. Beneath the oogly white paint was about an 1/8th of an inch of varnish. We knew we had to call in the big guns. Guys who, literally, had bigger heat guns than we did.
While we'd stripped most of the front and dining room already, the kitchen remained. Our kitchen contains all the worst decisions ever made in this house. The woodwork was not only painted, but painted a sickly avocado green. The wallpaper had kitsch value, which wore out after a year. The cabinets are ho-hummy; the stove needs to be replaced with one that doesn't have a small oven on one side and a warming area on the other; and the fridge is too damn big for such a little room. Eventually we want to break out the back and expand, but after receiving a quote from our contractor on what that would cost and involve. we're not doing that anytime soon.
So we decided to just pretty up the kitchen as best we could, and we began by having the wood work stripped and stained and varnished. The workers have been coming in for the past three weeks, and this past week they made real progress in the kitchen. The people who owned the house before us were pretty nice folks, but I have to question their mental competence. ( Just look at the gorgeous wood the contractor's men uncovered—that's probably 200-year-old maple you're looking at—and the lovely arts and crafts hardware that turned up under all that green oozy paint.Collapse )
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Where exactly was the second crossroads you found because I can't find it