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Its over. Sigh !!!
June 3, 2008
Looking back at this year and looking forward to the next.
Guess what I am thinking of?
Picture Courtesy Ankit
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Money, Players
Tags: Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Lalit Modi, Preity Zinta
Ready for showdown
May 29, 2008
Dravid – OUT, Sachin – OUT, Ganguly – OUT, Laxman – OUT. The grand old men of Indian Cricket will not play any more part in this years IPL. A combined take home salary of 12+ crores and nothing to show for it…. thank God it wasn’t our money 😉
Whether they will return is anyones guess. Expect some major changes in the off-season.
So its Delhi vs Rajasthan and Chennai vs Punjab. We shall see. I am keeping my fingers crossed for the Rajasthan team since I own part of the team.
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Money, Players
Tags: Cricket, ICON Players, India, Indian Premier League, IPL
Now Tennis wants to copy us
May 28, 2008
They want to come up with the Indian Tennis League…. hyuk hyuk.. good luck with that….
“Maybe the AITA would like to call on the BCCI authorities who have done this work and take their guidance and their help, because I’m sure they are looking forward to helping other sports as well. And I would love to take the advice of a person like Mr Lalit Modi as to how we should go about it,” Anil Khanna adds.
He wants advise… he better be prepared to pay !!!!
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Tennis
Tags: Cricket, Indian Premier League, IPL, Lalit Modi, Tennis
Winding Down
May 26, 2008
So we are close to the semi-finals. Lots of emotional stuff happening. SRK getting all teary eyed when asked not to go to the dug out and then sending a 10 page SMS boo hooing about it.
Preity I hear is now praying for her team’s success. I heard that it was at her command that “Mentakumaran” Sreesanth actually got a haircut.
I love the Bollywood types. So dramatic.
Vijay Mallya’s team have actually won a couple of matches. So dont hear much grumblings there.
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Players
Tags: Indian Premier League, IPL, Lalit Modi, People, Preity Zinta, Shah Rukh Khan, Sreesanth, SRK, Vijay Mallya
Caught Smoking
May 26, 2008
So this cop files a complaint against Ness Wadia and me Da Commish. I think the bugger was just jealous of all the TV coverage I was getting… and the fact that I was sitting close to Preity Zinta.
He complained that I was smoking in an earlier match. Bah Humbug… so what??? I AM DA COMMISH. THE FOUNDER OF THE IPL.
P.S: Am I looking too dark on TV?
Filed in BCCI, Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL
Tags: Complaint, Indian Premier League, IPL, Lalit Modi, Ness Wadia, Police, Preity Zinta
After Bomb Blast rats want to jump
May 15, 2008
Darren Berry says that they are extremely uncomfortable returning to Jaipur and playing there. Ungrateful buggers were siting in Goa when it happened. Now they are considering quitting. I will be extremely surprised if Shane Warne follows him but you never know.
We’ll miss the Aussies but the show will go on. Theres enough players in the sub-continent who will make the IPL successful.
Hey Berry F**k Off. IPL still rocks and Money Talks.
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Players
Tags: Cricket, Darren Berry, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Jaipur, Players
The Royal Challenge
May 12, 2008
First he fires his CEO. Now hes shooting his mouth off in public about how he left the team selction to Dravid and the CEO …blah blah blah blah etc etc.. I wish he would keep quiet… ONLY BCCI IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT !!!! (shoot our mouths of that is)
I mean the Deccan (Dis)Chargers are screwed up as well.. you dont see their owners complaining in public.
I just hope Vijay Mallya doesn’t ask for his money back. Anyway there was a “No Refund” clause in the franchisee agreement. Whew !!
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Money, Players
Tags: Bangalore, Cricket, Dravid, Indian Premier League, IPL, Royal Challengers, Team Selection, Vijay Mallya
You’re out of here !!!!
May 7, 2008
Ok.. Bangalore fired Charu Sharma yesterday. Its probably the first of many…
Unfortunately hiring him in the first place was a mistake… I mean just because he anchored the program on Set Max… does it make him the Cricket Officianado? Anyway its unfortunate.. we created jobs but the guys can’t keep them.
Wonder who the next target is….
I am glad that we at the BCCI are not accountable like this. Else a lot of us would have been out on our sorry asses a long time ago.
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Tags: Charu Sharma, Cricket, Indian Premier League, IPL, Vijay Mallya
Making use of ICON players
April 29, 2008
Heres a little inside story.
Except for Dhoni all ICON players have failed miserably especially the Fab 4. Dravid cant hit the ball if it was the size of a watermelon, Ganguly.. well we all know that the only reason hes on the team is because SRK wants to use him for publicity. Plus there would be riots in Kolkatta. Laxman.. well he scored in one match but for most part he looks lost. Tendulkar…. well hes hurt…
The Franchisees have been calling BCCI if they can use these Icon players for something else.. they need the publicity…. several ideas were thrown around… finally the suggestion that these people be made non-playing captains made sense. The only other intersting part is a question whether all of them can be used to help the cheerleading squad. The way Dravid is waving his bat around it looks like hes waving pom poms anyway.
Heres a great review on the season so far by Greatbong.
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL
Tags: Cricket, Dravid, Ganguly, ICON Players, Indian Premier League, IPL, Laxman, Sachin
Bhajji Banned – $850k down the drain
April 29, 2008
Even without the ban, the general feeling was that $850K was wasted on Bhajji. Over 14 Games it meant a nice $60k plus per game. Dont know why the idiot cant quit while hes ahead.
Of course we have fine print in the contract which means that Bhajji wont get even a “tooti koudi”. I hope he knows that. The only company that will now sponsor him is tha maker of Valium.
We tried to get Priety Zinta to withdraw the complaint but shes one fiesty lady and refused. I mean this lady refused to withdraw her statement against the Mafia.. whats BCCI for her?
Sreesanth I heard is getting offers from Hindi Soaps. They need guys who can cry.
Filed in Cricket, India, Indian Premier League, IPL, Money, Players
Tags: Abuse, Cricket, Harbhajan, Indian Premier League, IPL, Punjab Kings XI, Slapping, Sreesanth
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