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Gretchen: What I really like about determiners is that they’re these tiny little words, and they can really drastically change the course of a story you’re talking about, just by influencing the perspective or the relationship that you have with the main noun in the sentence. So if you start with a story like, “I was walking home last night and I saw a cat.” So far…

Lauren: Great story.

Gretchen: Oh, it’s a good story, any story with a cat is a good story. But so far it’s a pretty straightforward story. Nothing surprising here.

Lauren: But it’s clearly a cat you don’t know.

Gretchen: Yeah.

Lauren: Or we think you don’t know, at this point in the story.

Gretchen: But if I say, “I was walking home last night and I saw the cat…”

Lauren: Oh my god, your cat got out and then you saw it!

Gretchen: So maybe that’s my cat, but maybe that’s just, like, The Cat of Doom.

Lauren: Mmm!

Gretchen: Or, like, “I was walking last night and I saw that cat.”

Lauren: Aw, has it been scratching up all of your plants again?

Gretchen: That darn cat! Or if I say, “I was walking home last night and I saw your cat…”

Lauren: Oh! I mean, that’s surprising given that you live in a different city and I don’t have a cat, but, you know…

Gretchen: We live in different continents, like, your cat is a good swimmer! “I was walking home last night and I saw many cats…“

Lauren: Oh, lucky you!

Gretchen: Well, depends on how many. "I was walking home last night and I saw a million cats!”

Lauren: “I was walking home last night and I saw at least ten cats.”

Gretchen: Like, I’m scared now. You know that thing about “would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a thousand duck-sized horses?”?

Lauren: Yes.

Gretchen: Like, a million cats, I don’t want to fight them!

Lauren: No.

Gretchen: And I don’t even think I want them all to sit in my lap, because I think I’d be crushed.

Lauren: Yes, that is a lot of fluff.