Read any Andy Borowitz “Borowitz Report” – https://www.borowitzreport.com/

This is political satire… its just not from the same perspective as Borowitz… or John Stewart… or Stephen Colbert… or Bill Mahr… or most late night comedians.

That is likely why you don’t think it is funny.

Its a hoot and a half!

Have you noticed Obama’s campaign has been quiet as a church mouse about the $1 billion goal for months?

December 31st ended the Q4 2011 FEC reporting period. Those totals will be reported around the 15th of this month.

To encourage donations before the deadline, the Obama campaign sent out FIFTEEN appeals for donations last month, including one around 5:30pm New Years Eve.

Not a single one of them mentioned the much trumpeted $1 billion goal.

Obama would have to average nearly $200 million/quarter for four quarters this year to meet that goal. His biggest quarter, so far, is $94 billion. That quarter was the first official reporting quarter back when Obama had greater popularity than he does now.

I’ll have a lotta fun commenting on his fund raising efforts as the campaign progresses. LOL!!!

There’s not a doubt in my mind – Barak will get his billion bucks and should he succeed in buying the election, he will well continue to play us all, to include his most staunch supporters, for absolute fools.

Every man, woman, and child in America would have to donate about $3 to reach that goal.