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Mr. Holder goes to Ferguson!

Dateline: Ferguson, MO – The Liberal Light
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Eric Holder

The Jimmy Stuart of our time, also known as The Great Defender of human rights in these United States, Attorney General Eric Holder makes an appearance in Ferguson, Missouri today.

Holder valiantly steps into the lion’s den amid ongoing protest violence without regard for his personal safety in his never ending quest for truth and justice for all.

His investigation: Was Michael Brown’s civil rights violated by officer Darren Wilson in the fatal shooting?

If so, then the officer can be prosecuted under federal statutes for civil rights violations. That is independent of the State’s criminal prosecution case and independent of the family’s big dollar civil suit.

Holder is vigorously pursuing his investigation. Justice conducted its own autopsy on Monday, the third so far, and have begun interviewing every person in sight. Holder will leave no stone unturned.

The Attorney General, of course, is keeping the President fully informed of the investigation in progress.  Rumor has it this case has caused a riff between Holder and the President. Obama put a block on all Holder’s calls while he is on the golf course. But the scrappy Holder is a risk taker who will doggedly pursue this case wherever it leads.

Upon arrival in Ferguson, Holder was asked by Fox News Correspondent, Stikit Upyurs, “Where does the case defending 175 conservative groups against IRS violations of their civil rights stand? Is an indictment against Lois Lerner and others imminent?”

A clearly agitated Holder gruffly said, “We’ll get around to that when we can”, and then stomped off in a huff!