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You readers and your deductive skills. AX HATTICUS A QUESTION!
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You readers and your deductive skills. AX HATTICUS A QUESTION!
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a·nal·y·sand (uh-nal-uh-sand, -zand) noun (Psychiatry) A person undergoing psychoanalysis.
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a·nal·y·sand (uh-nal-uh-sand, -zand)
noun (Psychiatry)
A person undergoing psychoanalysis.
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: …and he really puts up with your strange behavior?
AUTUMN: Of course, I’m paying him to.
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: You’ve gotta be the worst client ever. You just take things too far!
AUTUMN: Honey, if Im gonna be some guys analysand..
[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: It’s gonna be rough.
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This question had me laughing pretty hard. Thanks Anonymous! Ps. You guys CAN use your names you know! :P AX HATTICUS A QUESTION!
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This question had me laughing pretty hard. Thanks Anonymous! Ps. You guys CAN use your names you know! :P AX HATTICUS A QUESTION!
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dematerialize or dematerialise (ˌdiːməˈtɪərɪəˌlaɪz) verb 1. To cease to have material existence, as in science fiction or spiritualism 2. To disappear without trace; vanish
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dematerialize or dematerialise (ˌdiːməˈtɪərɪəˌlaɪz)
verb
1. To cease to have material existence, as in science fiction or spiritualism
2. To disappear without trace; vanish
[ Panel 1 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Sir, WHAT is happening to you?
GENTLEMAN 2: I haven’t had sexual relations in a year. I fear I am fading away like no one cares!
:: The second gentleman is at 50 opacity of a normal human being, he’s almost a ghost. Gentleman 1 is fully corporeal. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Psh! It’s been over two years for me!
GENTLEMAN 2: …and how does that make you feel?
[ Panel 3 ]
:: The first gentleman immediately begins to fade away, ever more than gentleman 2. At this point almost to nothing, in moments. ::
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Pro-tip: Masturbation.
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Pro-tip: Masturbation.
[ Panel 1 ]
AUTUMN: DIE! I HATE YOU AND THE WORLD! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!
:: Autumn is screaming her lungs out at some unknown victim on the phone (possibly the pizza guy.) ::
[ Panel 2 ]
:: Frustrated she throws her iPhone on her bed and crosses her arms. Suddenly, a close friend calls for her attention. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: A smiling vibrator looks at her suggestively. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: She finds bliss as she hears the sound of music, life is beautiful once again. ::
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Hatticus, you bastard, you’ve read my mind! Have a question you’re dying to have Hatticus answer? AX HATTICUS QUESTION!
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Hatticus, you bastard, you’ve read my mind! Have a question you’re dying to have Hatticus answer? AX HATTICUS QUESTION!
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sol·ip·sism [slp-szm, slp-] Philosophy noun The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
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sol·ip·sism [slp-szm, slp-] Philosophy
noun
The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
[ Panel 1 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: I can not prove that God exists, because I can not see him, here him, or feel him.
GENTLEMAN 2: True, but that’s what faith is--
[ Panel 2 ]
GENTLEMAN 1: Sir, you are missing the point. What I am saying, is that I AM God, and that is all that matters.
GENTLEMAN 2: A God? How can you b--
GENTLEMAN 1: I can see only ME, hear only ME and feel only ME. Therefore, I AM A GOD.
[ Panel 3 ]
GENTLEMAN 2: You are so egotist--
GENTLEMAN 1: Now excuse ME, I have a date with MY hand to once again prove I exist.
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I sell Sweet Tits aprons, and at conventions people always yell “Sweet Tits” when they see them; I’m amazed this hasn’t happened yet.
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I sell Sweet Tits aprons, and at conventions people always yell “Sweet Tits” when they see them; I’m amazed this hasn’t happened yet.
[ Panel 1 ]
STRANGER: Hey, SWEET TITS! How much!?!
:: A super excited guy is yelling behind Hayden, who is not a fan of cat calling. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
HAYDEN: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
:: She jumps the guy attempting to strangle him to death for saying such a disgusting thing to a woman. ::
AUTUMN: Two…
[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: …for five dollars.
:: Autumn has a plate of two cupcakes in her hand. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
:: As the guy gives up on his life, Hayden turns around to notice Autumn's bakery stand. ::
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pon·iard [pon-yerd] noun A small, slender dagger. transitive verb (used with object) to stab with a poniard.
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pon·iard [pon-yerd]
noun
A small, slender dagger.
transitive verb (used with object)
to stab with a poniard.
[ Panel 1 ]
AUTUMN: Actually, we’ve been together for months now.
CADENCE: I presume then, that you’re still concealing your LITTLE POINTER?
[ Panel 2 ]
AUTUMN: Correct. A girl has got to have her secrets!
CADENCE: And if he finds you’re hiding it?
[ Panel 3 ]
AUTUMN: Then I’ll show him what it’s like to be PRICKED in places he doesn’t find comfortable.
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You.Only.YOLO.Once. #yoYOLOo hashtag ugh.
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You.Only.YOLO.Once. #yoYOLOo hashtag ugh.
[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO: Come on bros! Let’s do this!
You know what they say, you only YOLO once!
[ Panel 2 ]
AUTUMN: That’s not how you say tha--
CADENCE: Sigh… Just give him this one.
DOUCHE BRO: YO YOLO OH!
:: He fist pumps the air as he parades ahead of the girls. Cadence to no surprise facepalms yet again. ::
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