Peanut, apropos of absolutely nothing: And then, he was done with what he was doing and he said he was going to do it and HE DIDN'T!
Me: Wha, huh?
Peanut: The llama.
Me: The, llama?
Peanut: Yes! Exactly. And he didn't.
Me: Could you possibly stop and explain to me exactly what the hell you are talking about?
Peanut: The llama. Moon said he would and he finished what he was doing and he still didn't.
Me: ???
Peanut, completely disgusted: Nevermind.
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Next time I'm buying Sex and the City Band-Aids. Nobody will want those...
Henny: Mommy! We hab Dora band-aids.
Me: Yes we do.
Henny: Can I hab one?
Me: You don't need one.
Henny: Yes I do.
Me: No. Don't waste the band-aids.
Henny: Can I hab one for my boo-boo?
Me: You don't have a boo-boo. Put those away.
Henny: Oh Mommy, you see dat?
Me: See what?
Henny: Watch Mommy. I tripped.
Me: You didn't trip.
Henny: Mommy look. Oh, I tripped 'gain.
Me: You didn't trip.
Henny: No, watch Mommy. Oh, I tripped 'gain.
Me: You don't need a band-aid.
Henny: Oh no, Mommy. Watch. I tripped 'gain.
Henny: Oh Mommy. I just hurt my arm...
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