So expect lots of spooky goodness, well whatever spooky goodness I can find.. There will be lots of pictures, some videos, a movie review here and there and some surprises.

So join me wont you, as I and hopefully you, get into the spooky spirit!

Tomorrow: a human heart!

So, Seeing as how it feels quite like fall here on the rock, yesterday Chantelle And I decided to go on the prowl for Anything Halloweeny. We didn’t find much, but we did find candy!!

So, Join me won’t you, as we take a look at some tasty, some gross and some that should never had been sold due to it being older than you or I!

Awesome graphic Eh? I do it cause I love you.

First off, from Regal. It’s Power Poppers  SOUR FOAM!!

Looks like the little yellow dude is enjoying it, I wonder how much they paid him to pretend? Or maybe he just doesn't have taste buds!

Poisonous pink death foam!

This stuff is absolutely horrendous, it feels like, well, I really don’t know what it feels like, and the taste? S-O-U-R! Un-goddly sour, really, it’s disgusting! Theres no text on the areosol can(yes AEROSOL CAN, Thats actually the main reason I bought it, any candy that comes in an aerosol can HAS to be cool) So of course I had to taste it for you and document the series of screwed up funny faces usually reserved for when Calvin portrays his disgust for the dinner his mother has placed before him.

Here Goes Nothin’!!

This is my, ok maybe it won't be so bad, face.

I was really hesitant, but I figured it can’t possibly be that bad, Right??  The next few pictures would say otherwise, well they would if they could talk, and even if they could I sincerely doubt pictures speak the Queens english.

You cqan tell by thew look on my face that I REALLY don't want to do this, especially since on friday I had the first session to turn my two canine teeth silver. but hey, no goin back now!!

OH..

MY...

FUCKING..

GOD!!!!

This stuff is horrible, No real flavor to it, just SOUR, like Murder your taste buds sour. The things I do for you guys, and it made me feel so sick:

Mmmmm Sooooour

Like, SO SICK:

Yum, My tongue is tingling with the heat of a thousand suns.

But I overcame, and was ready to soldier on to the next bit:

I was beggining to wonder if this was a bad idea. Notice the remnants of the foam on my chin and cheek, That shit got EVERYWHERE and it is insanely sticky.

Up next: Ooze Toobz from Morris National Incorporated..yeah, GREAT name for a company that makes candy, fucking idiots.

This stuff was INCREDIBLE!!! Strawberry Ooze the consistency of elmers glue. So great, Not too sweet either, just right, Sadly I ate it all before I had a chance to take pictures, what can I say, I’m a weak man, Mea Culpa.

Numbah Threee! :

From McCormicks, Marshmallow Cones!

Smarshmallow Cones!!!!

These were a staple growing up in my house, I fucking LOVED these things as a kid.

I don’t know if I got a bad batch or if my palate has changed as I’ve aged, but they weren’t as great as I remember, the cones were super super stale, but the marshmallow? perfect. Picture shoving a Marshmallow Peep inside an ice cream cone and you have these bad boys.

Look at 'em!

Tell me those bad boys don't look delicious, go on, tell me! I DARE YOU!!

Ok, Next up we have Tongue Tinglers from the good folks at Gummy Zone.

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Look pretty good huh. Well they probably would’ve been if not for the fact that they were so stale that instead of being “Gummy” They just cracked into slivers when you bit them, not unlike the bubble gum sticks youd get with 1989 Topps baseball cards.

Screw you and your knock-off sour keys Gummy Zone!!

More pics:

Looks good...

But looks can be deceiving!

Now this one is my absolute favorite, I dont know who makes it, but you’ll see why I love it so much:

He's a skull..

He's a pirate..

His packaging is great..

Like, REALLY Great..

He's a bluerazz sucker...

And HE..

FUCKING..

LIGHTS..

UP!!!

Seriously, how fucking cool is that?! He's a Skull pirate, with fantastic packaging, he tastes delicious, and he lights up like a light saber!! I named him Hiroki the Pirate Skull and Hiroki, I will forever love you!

Well thats it for the candy, I hope you enjoyed reading, especially seeing as how I near poisoned myself with that sour foam, I do cause I love you.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, I do a lot of art, and heres one of my newest pieces:

The title is "Waiting"

Expect more updates of candy, Halloween decorations and random dollar store finds in the future, and possibly some more art.

I hope you are all well, I know its been WAAAAY too long since I last poisted, so I hope theres at least one or two of you left to read this.

RANDOM SURVEY: Seeing as how I’m WAY in the Halloween mood, What was your all time favorite Halloween costume?

Love and Punches: -Joshua

Expect more posts over the next comin months, or maybe not, I like keepin you on your toes. Muaaahahaha!!

https://www.dosgamesonline.com/index/game/86/Hugo_1:_House_of_Horrors.html
Its been awhile and I forget my html, sue me jerks!!

*UPDATE*

Id just like to add( Seein as im proud as hell about it) After being an alcoholic for two years, and drinking everyday, Ill be a month sober this weekend, super stoked! so bill, have some of those spooky seasonal beers for me wouldja pal?

In case you haven’t noticed by some of the posts here, I rather enjoy music, and I know some of you do too, so I figured I’d introduce you to my band.

Teenage Terrorists is the name. Playing loud and fast is the game, we have fun.

I can’t figure out how to post the videos, but If you’d like to check them out have at it, you can find them here:
Teenage Terrorists

So that’s it, that’s basically all that’s been new with me, how about all of you?
I need to start making my usual blog rounds again, we need to catch up, go for coffee perhaps?
Oh but that’s right, you’re off the caffeine again, Sigh, how many times is that now, 5?
Come on, who do you think you’re kidding…
Ok fine fine, we’ll just have water, or maybe an Italian soda, I just don’t see why I can’t have coffee because you’re off the caffeine, ok look I’m not trying to start a big thing here..
I might get a scone though, is that cool?
Do you want one too? No, I thought not, you’ll just end up eating half of mine, as usual…
God, why are we even friends, Sometimes I wonder.

And here I am with a new laptop, but no new post.

I know, you don’t have to say it, I already am ashamed of myself..

But I”m doing one now, so get off my back dammit!

NINE PREDICTIONS!!!!!

In 7 weeks something BIG is going to happen, no hints. You’ll know what it is.

I’ll start drinking less, or more, depending on which one works better.

Pee-Wee herman will make a comeback, on the Mexican Lucha-Libre circuit, under the name El-Goya Diablo, Dan will be his first opponent, inevitably crushed under his flying “Meka lecka hi mecka hiny ho” drop.

I’ll walk around my city more, because really, this place is beautiful, case in point:

I may, or may not get “that thing” looked at.

On May 23rd, Zombies will walk the streets, I will single-handedly save humanity with my furious fists, and a crowbar, while DJ D sits locked away in his studio providing the soundtrack.

On May 24th, I will be awarded the key to earth, presented to me by a zombified Don Knotts, only to have it stripped away when I wake up and realize that it’s 7:30 in the morning on february 12th, I’m in a bar that I’ve never been to and apparantly I’ve misplaced my pants.

On March first Amy will make corn, She will throw out what is left over on the 21st, the corn, at this point, will be displeased.

I will actually write more.

Well there it is, I hope you all had an amazing Christmas, and IF my predictions are accurate, and they usually are, we all have a fun year ahead of us!

Yes, yes it is.

I bet you almost forgot what it sounded like eh?

I’ve been busy lately, very very busy, Un-believably busy, like really, you would not believe the magnitude of my busyness.

Ok, so I’m lying, I haven’t actually been THAT busy, get off my case, what, like you’re so special?

I have been working a lot though, bartending mostly, with some very cool people, getting to watch very cool bands for the very cool price of free.

But I want to post something here, although I have no idea what.

So, lets try something shall we?

Who wants to write a post for me? Anyone?

It can be about anything, puppies, that weird thing growing on the back of your knee(seriously dan, get that looked at.) The recent election, that girl at the coffee shop who keeps screwing up my order, ANYTHING!!

And if I receive more than one, what the hey, I’ll put them all up!

Who am I kidding, “If”. WHEN I receive more than one, because lets face it, This is the most read blog coming out of Canada right now, well maybe out of Newfoundland right now… No? Umm, how about coming out of my bedroom right now, yeah that sounds about right.

So get to writing you scallywags! The deadline is… I have no idea, hopefully I receive at least 1 though, boy will my face be red if I don’t.

Send anything to maptosleepwalking@hotmail.com

In the meantime, if you ever walk in to a bar in newfoundland and see this in front of you:

What'll it be buddy?

Pull up a stool, let me buy you a drink, and tell me all your problems.

But I still don’t have a working computron-o-matic.

My girlfriend has been gracious enough to let me use hers to let you know I’m still alive and well.

Money’s a little tight lately so I havent been able to fix mine….  However!!

I bring some sort of good tiding.

Tonight I’m actually going to write a lil’ somethin somethin’.

I’ve 2 things that I’ve been digging lately that I think you should probably check out.

Heeere we go.

1)

The new Tv On The Radio album.

If you haven’t heard of these cats before I suggest you take yourself to the nearest music supply depot/internet and listen post-haste, actually, I’m feeling charitable.

Heres two videos from  Return To Cookie Mountain.

Wolf Like Me.

Not bad eh?

Well, try this on for size.

Province.

And there you have it, number one.

I’d like to have a captavating closing sentence, but quite honestly I have nothing, They’re just a band I really like that I felt like sharing.

On to number two.

Seeing as we’re getting dangerously close to halloween and I haven’t wrote about anything scary yet, I’ll tell you about a game I picked up last week.

2)

Dead Space

Spoooky

Survival horror anyone??

Yes, It’s scary, fast moving alien zombie creatures FTW.

If you have a 360 I suggest you check this out before the big day comes and go’s. We all could use a good scare before the 31st and you’ll find that here.

Well, that about does it for me, I hope you’re all well and have some great costumes in the works. make sure to check your candy for any number of nasty evil things, and seriously, stop picking at that, it’ll get infected.

BOO!!!

Happy Halloween.