And that werewolf costume sounds boss, although I think id rather see you in the bill costume, would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.. I’d fuck me sooo hard.

Favorite Halloween Costume: It’s gotta be a toss-up between Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs or the time I went as a werewolf as a kid, complete with prosthetic makeup and tons of hair glued to my face and arms. It took a week to wash all that stuff out of my hair and stunk like you wouldn’t believe, but it was totally worth it.

The red ooze was amazing, and Thanks Amy, that towel was givin to me by chainsaw charlie from that band/

On the plus side, you can also say that she was responsible for your haircut and lack of Yukon Cornealius beard due to her coming at you with a lady shaver.