What is this?
This is a collection of advice for Junior Officers new to the U.S. Navy, written by a marginally experienced JO and a few guest writers. This was an active blog through most of 2013, but shore duty came to an end as shore duty does. It is now left here for the entertainment of whoever may stumble upon it.
Who is the author?
Navy submarine officer, still active duty, long since moved on from the post-DIVO shore duty where I wrote everything contained here. This was an anonymous blog when I wrote it and I’ve kept it that way, but if you really want to know what I’m up to these days, you can find all that out here or connect on LinkedIn under William Spears.
It’s never been lost on me that writing pages of unsolicited advice is a highly presumptuous thing to do. Leading Sailors is a presumptuous occupation. Any experienced JO worth a damn has taken a struggling ensign under his wing at some point, but not every struggling ensign finds a decent mentor. Leadership books by senior officers are too far removed from the JO experience to be of much use to an ensign. My goal here was always to address that gap.
Take everything you read here with a sizeable dose of salt. What’s captured here is a very specific point of view; that of a “seasoned” division officer enjoying shore duty but anxious to get back to sea, sentimentally recalling every lesson he learned the hard way (e.g. the POV of someone who has yet to have his ass handed to him as a Department Head). Some of my opinions have evolved since writing this stuff years ago. To preserve the authenticity of the junior officer’s perspective, I have not materially edited or updated this blog since I stopped writing it. Hope you find it helpful.
What’s with the name?
On my first ship, meals in the wardroom tended to be overly stiff and formal when senior officers were present, adhering strictly to the rules and traditions of naval etiquette. When it was just Junior Officers, though, “JO Rules” applied. Meals were fast and easy, and the conversation was fun and free of company lines, posturing, tasking, or out-of-touch perspectives. It was during these times that some of the best and most useful mentoring occurred.
Disclaimer
The opinions and views expressed in this forum are those of the authors alone and are presented in an entirely personal capacity. They do not represent the position of U.S. Department of Defense, the U.S. Navy or any government organization.

Just ran across your blog and enjoyed reading your posts. As a USNA grad, retired SWO and former CO, I found myself reflecting on similar situations, that you described, in my own career, both from a JO and senior officer perspective. Great advice indeed! I look forward to future posts.
Kirk ’87
I saw a link for your blog through Sailor Bob. As a former USNA grad, SWO, and now Information Professional, I truly enjoy reading your posts. It’s great advice, and the posts are well-written but still contain the appropriate dosage of no-BS, “BLUF” diction. Thanks, and keep it up.
-Kevin ’08
Dude… make this a book. Do it…
Nicely done. Wonder how many times we’ve talked ourselves into dangerous situations that never would have occurred if we’d just shut up and followed the rules. Thanks!
Amazing blog! Haven’t finished it yet but I can see myself reading this multiple times. I’ve recently been professionally recommended for SWO, now just waiting on a class up date for OCS and I am very grateful that I stumbled upon this. Thank you for taking your time to write this.
This is a great blog! I’m hoping my JO son will see your wisdom and follow your advice. I’m a retired 06 and MBA, but JO to JO advice is worth its weight in gold. (When it’s right!)
I’ve been reading this blog here and there over the last several years. Your site is rich with nuggets that come only from someone who’s been there and done that and yet who is not so pretentious that he cannot or will not bestow those who follow him with such wisdom (and comedy) as you’ve wonderfully (and, I’m sure, painstakingly) assembled here. There is no god, but if there were, then surely he would bless you for what you have done. Thanks very much!