Jeter Harris

mi name iz jeter harris.  i amma a fdsh tabby cat … hoo got mi start inna parkin lot.  i liv on lon guyland wid mi mom, mi dad (hoo saved me) mi brudder mickey mantle, mi brudder matsui, an mi stoopid kitten brudder joba.  i wuzza owtside cat hoo suddenly, fer sum reezon (joba) became a indoor cat. i luv da noo york yankeez wich izza baseball teem.  i havva sportz column called “in da dugowt wid jeter harris” dat u can reed on mousebreath.  da end.