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7 days ago
7 days ago
In this one I tell you about:
- The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
- Our pre-storm snack and beer run
- A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
- Big news from my hometown
- All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
Ep. 492: You’re On Your Own, Buddy
Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday
- My feelings about the Stranger Things finale
- A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky
- Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
Ep. 490: There’s No Need For That Level Of Heat
Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- My and Toney’s misaligned worlds
- Our reluctant Saturday lunch
- Renewal time for SiriusXM
- A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell
- Christmas at the House of Kay
- A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years
- Our top three holidays, ranked
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Dec 13, 2025
Ep. 488: I Have No Skills, No Abilities!
Saturday Dec 13, 2025
Saturday Dec 13, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Chaos created by an Audacity update
- An Episode 500 request to all listeners
- A beer mishap that’s ruined my car
- An annoying way people talk about bands
- Perusing the best albums of the year lists
- How the Reds did at the winter meetings
- An update on my white goatee
- All that and a new call from our old pal Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Dec 06, 2025
Ep. 486: I Have to Let the Temperatures Normalize
Saturday Dec 06, 2025
Saturday Dec 06, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Our first snow “event” of the season
- My birthday festivities
- A writing project I attempted on my days off
- A crazy story my brother told me
- Some new concerns about the postal service
- An interaction I had with the help desk
- Another example of “too much Jeff”
- All that and fresh new calls from Jill in PA, Stewart in Oz, and Jason in Austin
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Nov 23, 2025
Ep. 484: A Gut-Wrenching Turn of Events!
Sunday Nov 23, 2025
Sunday Nov 23, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty
- A possible trip to Canada (in December)
- Five days off in a row incoming!
- The work that has been done to surfreportpod
- Arguing with AI
- Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Ep. 482: This Is My House! I Live Here!!
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The ridiculous way I started two recent days
- A day trip to Pittsburgh this coming Saturday
- Toney’s 60th birthday
- Getting fingerprinted for work (with complications, of course)
- A concerning turn of events at Domino’s
- All this, and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Ep. 480: Two! Two Mints In One!!
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The Not-Our-Kitty threatening our ability to eat hooved animals
- A new addition to the world-renowned Bunker Collection, but no room to display it
- A recent visit to my doctor, and a flu shot at work
- Some ridiculous memories of ridiculous old TV commercials
- All that, and fresh new calls from Wisey and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Oct 23, 2025
Ep. 478: On The Road With Jeff: Myrtle Beach, SC
Thursday Oct 23, 2025
Thursday Oct 23, 2025
In this one I tell you about our just-completed quickie trip to Myrtle Beach. Food! Beer! Sea kitties! Hooved animals!
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Oct 16, 2025
Ep. 476: And Now They Want To Kill His Grandfather!
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Yet another thing I feel guilty about
- A baseball game I watched that ended in death threats
- A full Beatles concert I watched on YouTube, which triggered a rant
- The end of one of my long-time favorite podcasts
- Return of one of the best ongoing TV shows
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

