Oops! I Broke Me!

First off: No, I still haven’t decided what exactly I want to do with this blog, other than change its name.  It’s kind of hard to motivate oneself to write in something that’s titled, “Why the Hell Not?”

Secondly, I would like to inform my readers (if there are any) that I am no longer going to run the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon in May.  I’ve had ongoing issues with tendinitis and shin splints, and I decided it just wasn’t worth trying to push through them.  I’ll probably run a couple of half marathons this summer, and I will train to complete my second marathon in the fall.

Thirdly, I broke my hand.  Seriously.  I’d love to make up an elaborate story about a fist fight and how at least my hand doesn’t look as bad as the other guy’s face or something like that.  But that would be lying.  In fact, I stepped out the back door of the #8 Halsted bus and swung my hand into a metal sign post.  Yes, I was completely sober at the time; just apparently so lost in my own head that I was completely unaware of where I was going.  And people wonder why I don’t drive a car or ride a bicycle!

So, I’m in a cast for the next month.  I am typing this with one hand.  And this is where I get to my final confession:  I really only wrote this entry for the typing practice.  Suckers!

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Identity Crisis. And, it’s been awhile.

Hi, anyone out there?

It’s been – ahem – a while since I last updated.  I swore I would not be one of those people who kept a blog for a month and then never looked at it again.   And yet.

Basically, I stopped updating because I realized that I had no idea what I wanted this blog to be.  My intentions were originally for this to be a personal blog (or perhaps, more accurately, an impersonal blog) in which I wrote about whatever happened to be on my mind.  It became clear, though, that I mostly was writing about Chicago weather and my marathon training, punctuated by the occasional random entry that didn’t seem to fit in the larger context of the site.  I didn’t feel like my weather geekiness and running adventurers were all that interesting to anyone but myself, seeing as I am by no means an expert in either field.  There are also a whole slew of entries, including a few movie and theatre reviews, that I wrote but never published, mainly because they didn’t seem to fit in the larger context of this blog.  In short, I feel like the blog as it currently stands lacks both an identity and a purpose outside of biding my time.

I definitely want to keep writing, but I’m not sure what about because I don’t know what I want this project to be.  I know that I’d rather it not be merely a whiny, self-indulgent, rambling mess.  I mean, it can certainly be that (aren’t most blogs, after all?) but I rather it have some other purpose.  So, I ask other writers out there: how did you decide what to write about?  What keeps you writing?  If you have a personal blog, do you mainly use it as a public diary or a way to let off steam?  I’d love to hear what you have to say.

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Message in a Hat

Thinking CapThis morning, I finally decided to head down to Fleet Feet to purchase a hat so that my ears don’t get frostbitten when I run outside. I looked at every hat in the store before settling on a SweatVac brand beanie-type hat with the Fleet Feet logo on the front, chosen because it was the least expensive hat available. I bought the hat, along with new pair of synthetic running socks, and went home to try it out.

Before heading outside, I decided to take a look at my new purchase. I read the tag on the inside, which told me the following:

Machine Wash

Air Dry

No Bleach

No Drugs

I did a double take: did the hat I just purchased really say “no drugs?” Unless “drugs” is some newfangled laundry jargon that little old fogey me doesn’t understand, I do believe that this hat I purchased is preaching to me.

Has the use of performance-enhancing drugs really become so rampant that we must remind athletes not to use them on their clothing? Or is the hat telling me to lay off the crack? Perhaps it spontaneously combusts upon exposure to wacky-tobacky smoke. Whatever the reason is, I certainly find the washing instructions tag to be an odd place to put such a message.

Regardless of the preaching, I can at least say that the hat does what it’s supposed to do: Keep my head and ears warm without resulting in unnecessary sweating. And really, who am I to judge what the hat has to say? Maybe more articles of clothing should come with hidden messages.

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Marathon Training: Friends don’t let friends wear cotton socks

I haven’t blogged much about running the past couple of weeks, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been running.  I had a successful 7-mile long run this weekend, as well as a few shorter 3-mile runs.  Everything has been going well, and I’ve been staying pretty close to my training schedule.

Today, I went out for my mid-week 4-mile run.  When I finished, I noticed that my foot stung, as though it had a blister.  How could I have hurt my foot so early in my training?  Last year, I managed to go through 32 weeks of training and an entire marathon without a single blister on my feet, so this was a most unusual feeling.

I got my answer when I went to take off my shoes: I had forgotten to change to my synthetic running socks from the cotton socks I had been wearing earlier in the day.  Back before I had been converted to the Way of the Synthetic Sock, I had worn cotton socks for all of my workouts.  I would get the occasional blister, but it usually wasn’t much to worry about because I would never run for more than an hour at a time, and rarely for multiple days in a row.  I couldn’t imagine getting multiple blisters while having to run 40 miles a week, though!

Anyway, the moral of the story is that friends don’t let friends wear cotton socks while running.  Besides being better for your feet by preventing blisters and chafing, they also promote the life of your running shoes by not letting them get disintegrated by your sweaty feet.  Synthetic running socks usually cost between $7-$12 a pair, but they’re worth every penny if you want to save your feet from unnecessary agony.

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Dear Everyone,

The recent unseasonable mild weather in Chicago, and the current unseasonable weather on the East Coast, is NOT evidence of global warming! You cannot take a single weather abnormality and attribute it to climate change. Same with Hurricane Katrina, same with any single weather event. To make such a gigantic leap in logic makes you sound ignorant.

The same goes to the (even bigger) idiots who say things like, “Wow, it sure is cold out! Global warming is bullshit!” let me say it again, you cannot take a single weather abnormality and attribute it to climate change.

The melting of the polar ice caps is evidence of global warming. The fact that 2007 was the second warmest year on record, right behind 2005, is evidence of global warming. A mild spell in Chicago in the winter, one that isn’t even unprecedented (60 degree temperatures have occured in 1949, 1950, 1967, 1975, 1989, and 2005, to name just a few years) is not.

Sincerely,

HiAmanda
I don’t know, maybe I should just be happy that the warm spell is making people believe that global warming exists so that people will actually do something about it. But as a scientist, these claims by otherwise very intelligent people are driving me up the wall.

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Marathon Training: Running in Shorts in January!

When figuring out what to wear for an outdoor run, the common wisdom is to dress as though the temperature were 20 degrees (Fahrenheit) higher than the actual outside temperature. When I set out to run this morning, it was 60 degrees outside. Even though I was in Chicago and it was technically the dead of winter, I had to pretend it was 80 degrees out.  I went running in only shorts and a (synthetic) T-shirt, when less than a week ago I had to bundle up like I was about to go mountain-climbing in the Himalayas!

It was a fairly comfortable run of six miles, which was great considering I had not run anything more than four miles since the marathon.  It was somewhat difficult for the first three miles, though.  I panicked just a little bit: “Jeez, Amanda, I know you’re a bit out of shape, but just three months ago you (sort of) ran a marathon!  And it was thirty degrees warmer then!” I said to myself.  I wondered if maybe it was because I wasn’t acclimated to run in temperatures as warm as 60 degrees, but I knew that was bogus because I had run on a treadmill not long ago.  My answer came to me at the halfway point, when I turned around and was no longer running straight into a 20 mile-an-hour headwind.  It’s always nice when the answer is simple like that!

Sadly, I will probably not see this wonderful, mild weather again for a couple of months.  Although it’s not that uncommon for there to be a short period in January or February when the temperatures shoot up to the 50s or 60s, it is pretty uncommon for it to happen several times in a season.   Tomorrow temperatures will slowly fall back to seasonable levels.  Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

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Record January Warmth

I chose a bad day to stay inside and be a lump on the couch.

Today in Chicago, the high temperature reached an astonishing 60 degrees Fahrenheit, shattering the previous record of 54 degrees for this day, set all the way back in 1907.  When I finally did venture outside in the evening, I found myself sweating underneath my winter coat.  Probably because it was still 58 degrees outside.

Many party-poopers would be quick to mention that this is yet another sign of Global Warming, and that taking joy in this abnormally warm day amounts to celebrating the demise of our planet at the hands of human beings.  Really, though, it is irresponsible to relate the weather of one single day in one single place to a global phenomenon, just as people who say, “It’s cold outside today!  Al Gore is a fucking idiot!” are also concluding irrationally.   After all, 2007 was the second warmest year on record, and yet I don’t remember sweltering this summer any more than normal.

So, rather than feeling guilty about celebrating the abnormally warm weather, I plan to spend time outside tomorrow, which is also supposed to be quite warm.  I will have to bring my umbrella on my adventures, however, because the weather forecast also calls for lots of rain.

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Marathon Training Day 2: Jeezus it’s Cold Outside

I  skipped running on New Year’s Day, both in anticipation of a hangover I never actually had and because it was extremely cold outside.  Unfortunately, I made the wrong decision, because today was even colder than yesterday.  What was I to do?  I hate cold weather so much!  Surely subzero windchills would freeze the very core of my being.  Would I mess up my training so early on?

The answer was, surprisingly, no.  The fortunate thing about being unemployed is that I can choose what time of day I get to go outside and freeze myself half to death.  So I waited until about 3:30 in the afternoon, when the windchill was a balmy 8 degrees Fahrenheit, suited up, and braced myself for the cold.

Clearly, I would need to be warmer than I was on day one of my training, when it was 33 degrees outside.  It wasn’t particularly windy, so instead of the windbreaker I donned the other day I put on a warmer fleece-lined jacket over my synthetic long-sleeved shirt.  Other than that, it was my running tights, socks, shoes, and gloves.  And then there was the question of what to do with my face and head.  I still hadn’t gotten around to buying a hat, but I did have this intimidating ski-mask type thing, something called a balaclava that I had bought a few months back.  I was kind of afraid to wear it, but I knew it was probably the only thing that would keep my face from being rather painful on this very cold day.  So, I put it on with a fleece headband over it to protect my ears.  Then I turned to look in the mirror.  Between the tights and the balaclava and the jacket, it almost looked like I was wearing a burqini!  Whatever, I was warm and ready to venture into the cold.

The trail was even more deserted than it had been on New Year’s Eve.  The snowcover was thicker, 3 or 4 inches.  I didn’t see a single bicycle and only one or two other joggers.  The sky was a soft winter blue, the way it is in the winter only when it is cold.  I once again had to force myself to stay at a slower pace in the beginning warm-up, as I really wanted nothing but to feel warmer.

Once I did finally warm up, though, I was surprised to notice that I really did feel quite warm.  It was nice being on the near-deserted path.  The few times I ended up running through deeper snowdrifts were challenging but fun.  It kind of reminded me of when I was a kid, and still enjoyed the snow and the cold weather.  I loved the view of the heavy cloudcover over the lake to the east of me and the impending sunset to the west.  The three miles went by surprisingly quickly, even though I’m sure the snow and cold air actually slowed me down some.

Then, when I stopped running, I noticed that the tops of my legs were cold and numb.  Strange how my hands, feet, and face were perfectly warm and toasty, but my thighs were freezing!  I guess the running tights only work so well.  Maybe I should consider the burqini after all; at least there’s extra fabric covering that area.  I hear it’s a lot worse for men for reasons I need not explain here.  Still, I guess I will have to investigate better ways of protecting the hips-to knees area if I want to be able to run actual long distances in this kind of weather.

Even though today’s run was only three miles, I still feel much more confident in my ability to train in the winter than I did last week.  It probably won’t get too much worse than today’s weather (although perhaps I shouldn’t jinx myself) and it should progressively get warmer as the training progresses, assuming we don’t have a freakishly cold February like we did in 2007.

In case you are wondering: no, I probably won’t blog about every single training run I do.   It will only be the significant ones.  Which, for right now, are most of them.

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Training Day 1: My first experience running in snow

On New Year’s Eve, in the afternoon, I finally mustered up the courage to don my fancy-schmancy winter running gear and attempt to run in the snow. Not a moment too late, as it was the day I needed to start in order to be on schedule for my 18-week training program for the marathon on May 4th. I had used my lack of funds for proper winter running clothing as an excuse not to run outside for the past two months, but I had received the outfit I needed as a Christmas gift, and there was now no excuse. I had to venture out in the wintry weather to run a fairly easy distance, three miles.

I put on my running tights, which clung to my less-than-perfect butt in an unflattering manner. I put on a snug-fitting synthetic fabric top (no cotton; cotton absorbs sweat and would make me so cold I might as well run naked) and layered a windbreaker over that. The rest was simple: socks, shoes, gloves. If I had a hat I probably would have put that on, too, but seeing as the temperature was barely freezing and I was only going three miles I decided to risk it. Putting my keys in my pocket, I headed out the door to my beloved lakeshore path.

The path that greeted me was very different than the path I remembered. The last time I had run there was probably late October or early November. At that time, the air was crisp but not cold; the green grass and the gold leaves contrasted beautifully against the clear-blue sky. Today, the ground was white and the sky was grey, with snow and fog reducing visabilities. Gone were the spandex-clad cyclists on fancy road bikes, the families strolling leisurely with baby carriages and dogs, the rollerbladers. It was just me, a few other joggers (all of whom were at least smart enough to wear hats), and the lone commuter on his mountain bike. Gone, too, were the boats in Belmont Harbor; only broken sheets of ice were to be found. I felt like I had entered a different world.

There’s not much I have to say about the run. Other than the snow stinging my eyes, it actually went quite well. It took a great deal of willpower not to start out at full training pace, seeing as I wanted to get warm as soon as possible. I do think I need to buy a hat as soon as I can; I have this full-head ski mask thing that resembles a burka but I don’t think I need that unless it’s really cold. It is a bit more difficult to breathe in the colder air, although I didn’t really notice until I stopped and spontaneously started coughing. I’m hoping this winter training won’t be as bad as I had feared.

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2008: New Year, New Marathon

As I mentioned in my first posting to this blog, I ran a marathon last year. This marathon was the now-infamous 2007 LaSalle Bank Chicago Marathon. On the day of the race, a rare October heat wave sent temperatures soaring to 88 degrees; hundreds of people were hospitalized due to heat-related injuries, one person died, and the race was partially canceled due to the chaos. I wrote about my experience at that marathon here, if anyone is interested.

After my less-than-stellar finishing time of 5:50:48 from that freakishly hot race, I decided I would need to run at least one more race, if not many more. That’s why I’ve decided to run the 2008 Flying Pig Marathon in Cincinnati, Ohio this May. I chose this race because of its funny name, its convenient timing eighteen weeks from now, its having Marriott hotels close to the starting line (I happen to have a lot of reward points for that particular hotel chain), and the fact that I can get to Cincinnati via the super-cheap Megabus. I sincerely hope that the 6:30 AM start of this race will make the heat-related chaos of Chicago’s marathon unlikely, although I suppose anything can happen.

Aside from the possibility of another freak heat wave, there will be other challenges associated with this race. The course for Cincinnati is much hillier than the course for Chicago, and training for these hills is pretty difficult right now seeing as the few lonely hills in Chicago are currently covered in ice and snow. Then there is the whole challenge of running in the cold, which I haven’t done much of before.  Factor in the fact that I’ve been a bit of a lazy slug since the last marathon, and this could be difficult.  I figure that if I decide I’m not in good enough shape to do the marathon training, I can switch to the half-marathon instead.

Anyway, many of my upcoming blog posts will be about my training for this marathon.  It will be interesting to see if I can actually complete the winter training, seeing as I clearly hate winter and am a wuss when it comes to doing anything in cold weather, let alone prolonged exercise.  I figure it will probably be a good way to develop my strength of character or whatever.  More importantly, it will halt the current rapid growth of my belly and thighs due to too much holiday cheer and too little “character development.”

Wish me luck?

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