I work in a business centre, where I answer the phone for over fifty different companies all pretending to be the only one here. Consequently, I get a lot of confused idiots on the phone. And in my reception area. And in the world, generally speaking.

I also get angry really easily. I tend to rant here, because it keeps me from jumping the desk and hitting people in the face. Apparently I’m funny when I want to injure people. I’m not quite sure how that works.

Also, sometimes I fart really quietly while people are waiting here. Just for kicks. And then I watch people eye each other, trying to find the culprit. Because nobody ever suspects the nicely dressed young lady behind the tidy desk. They have no idea I do nothing all day except blog, surf facebook, and dream about beer, family guy, and motley crue.

Yeah, that’s me. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.