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Thursday, January 22, 2026
Dream On
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Uncertainty at One Bills Drive
Second, as with anything in life, a change can make things better or worse. It was pretty ugly before McDermott arrived at One Bills Drive going back 30 years:
- Don McCafferty with the 1970 Colts. They won. McCafferty was the Colts' offensive backfield coach in 1969.
- Red Miller with the 1977 Broncos. They lost. Miller was the Patriots' OL coach in 1976 (that's a crazy career upgrade by the way).
- George Seifert with the 1989 49ers. They won (for the second year in a row) with a stacked roster including six Pro Bowlers, three first team All Pros, and the league MVP (and at least five future Hall of Famers). Seifert was the Niners' DC in 1988.
- Bill Callahan with the 2002 Raiders. This team was stacked with Rich Gannon (league MVP), Jerry Rice and Tim Brown, two first team All Pros on the offensive line, Rod Woodson, Charles Woodson, Bill Romanowski, and Sam Adams (the DT not the brewer). Callahan was the Raiders' OC in 2001 and they lost to ...
- John Gruden with the 2002 Bucs. He was the Raiders' HC in 2001. This defense was one of the best ever with Warren Sapp, Simeon Rice, Ronde Barber, John Lynch, Derrick Brooks, and Booger McFarland. Sapp, Barber, Lynch and Brooks are HOFers.
- Jim Caldwell with the 2009 Colts. They lost. Like Seifert, he was on the team's staff the prior year (assistant HC/QB coach) and he took over a stacked roster that won it all a few years previously including seven Pro Bowlers, three first team All Pros, and the league MVP (and at least two future Hall of Famers).
- Gary Kubiak with the 2015 Broncos. They won thanks to arguably the league's best defense featuring five Pro Bowlers and one first team All Pro. Peyton Manning's withered husk started 9 games going 7-2, completing 59.8% of his passes for 9 TD and 17 INT. Brock Ostweiler chipped in 5 wins, 10 TD and 6 INT along the way. Kubiak was Baltimore's OC in 2014 and he had a history with Denver as their backup QB in the 1980s.
Monday, January 19, 2026
Alright Alright Alright!!
At the start of my sophomore year at William & Mary, FOG:TB Ian said "You have to see this movie" so we went to the theater on DOG Street and what I saw changed my life. We brought other people to see it and they all loved it too. Since then I've rewatched it more than any other film and not always by choice because it seemingly played nonstop at Unit M. Dazed and Confused is a masterpiece, one amazing scene runs into another. Like this:
It features a bunch of people who went on to become famous like Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich and Parker Posey, and it's the first movie appearance for a few actors including Joey Lauren Adams ... and Matthew McConaughey. Since then, McConaughey had an incredibly impressive career but his first line, "Alright alright alright!" sticks with him today.
So much so that when people impersonate McConaughey they almost always say "Alright alright alright."
You could say "Alright alright alright" is his trademark. Because it is, legally. He registered it.
I've written a bunch of trademark posts but there is no trademarks label. Until today!
Trademarks are a form of intellectual property that protects a brand--they indicate the source of the goods or services to which they are attached. They are typically words, like Coca-Cola, or logos, like the Nike swoosh. But they can also be smells (like the smell of Play-Doh) or sounds (like the NBC chimes). Here's a link to many other sound marks. Neat, right?!
McConaughey registered ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT as both a word mark and a sound mark. As with all trademarks, these registrations are limited to specific goods and services. The word mark is limited to clothing, but more interestingly the sound mark is limited to "Downloadable audio-visual media content, namely, downloadable audio and video recordings in the field of self-help, human growth and spirituality; Downloadable audio-visual media content, namely, downloadable audio and video recordings in the field of entertainment featuring television series, comedies, and dramas." Apparently he's trying to prevent people from using AI to simulate and misappropriate his catchphrase. He also registered two videos of him saying the phrase.
These registrations are held by his non-profit company J.K. Livin Brands, Inc. which holds 49 registered trademarks and 6 pending applications. The registered marks include another video "of The actor, Matthew McConaughey, standing outdoors on a porch speaking and gesturing," which I can't get to work but they include a JPEG. Parenthetically, the pending marks include "THE GREATEST INVITATION IN THE WORLD. THE SOCCER BALL." and "PECKER POP."
This is an interesting approach to protecting a famous person's likeness beyond right of publicity as it gives a federal statutory hook on which to hang a complaint. But don't worry, we're still free to say "alright alright alright" so long as we aren't saying it to sell human growth and spirituality services (for the same reason I can make my kids to their chores by saying "Just do it!" without fear of Nike suing me). So just keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Friday, January 16, 2026
Joy Week Continues: One Shot Tournament Down Under
Tennis grand slams have been trying to spice things up to get more rears in the seats the week before the tourney starts.
Last year the US Open changed how the mixed doubles tournament was set up by pairing up the top men's and women's singles players. This drew huge numbers. The eventual winners, an actual specialist mixed doubles team not made up of the top ranked pairings, won the title for the second year in a row. That format will likely continue this year. But what really drove the US Open to try and switch it up?
The Australian Open. Last year they had a one shot tournament. Basically two players rock, paper, scissored for serve and they play one point. Winner goes on, loser is out. Amateurs and Pros are in the draw. Last year the prize was about $40K USD. This year they bumped it up to $1 Million USD.
Amateurs qualify via state/Regional tournaments. So you have a total of 64 people (pros and amateurs) playing one point matches for $1 million dollars. Not much pressure.
The video is a little long but shows the progression of one contestant through to the end. The title spoils the fairy tale ending but he does beat the No. 2 player in the world along the way.
I'm sure Dave is now looking for one point pickle ball tournaments or will try to start it up at OBFT.
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Joy Week Continues: News from Cluj
It's always a treat when my numerous Google Alerts unearth a worlds colliding, Costanza-esque gem like this: in Romania, specifically Gheorghe's hometown of Cluj, you can apparently ride public transportation for free if you do 20 squats. That's right, exercising 'dem glutes gets you a free route.
"Budget-minded backpackers, take note, and the same goes for health-conscious travelers — in the past few years, Romania has rolled out innovative programs to promote physical fitness. In the city of Cluj-Napoca, you can even parlay a quick bit of exercise into a free ride on public transit. At kiosks around town, you can do twenty squats instead of paying for a bus ticket."
Honestly, this entire post could've just been this picture:
Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Finding Joy in Helping Others: WCSAGD: Donna Edition
[There's joy in helping your fellow man, and z is here for it.]
Donna wants a hybrid and I don't blame her. She also asked for my advice so in that regard I do blame her, at least for this post.
There are two types of hybrids: standard hybrid ("HEV") and plug-in hybrid ("PHEV"). I touted the merits of PHEVs here before and I still think they are a best-of-both-worlds option for people who spend a fair amount of time puttering around town, but they require more effort to extract the maximum return on investment. You need to charge them (hence the "plug-in" aspect of the name) and that means you either need to have a charger installed at home, or you work (or frequently visit) someplace that has charging stations available in the parking lot. So keep that extra effort (and potential cost) in mind when considering between an HEV and a PHEV.
My first reaction to "What hybrid should I get?" is "Get a Mazda Miata because Miata Is Always The Answer" but that's a stupid car-guy joke and my serious reaction it to follow that up with "Have you looked at a Prius?" For the first time in forever the Prius is a good looking car.
It's available with AWD and the trunk holds 23 cubic feet of junk with the seats up, 50 cubic feet with the seats down. That's better than a Mercedes GLA and just a stitch less than an Audi Q5 or a Mazda CX-5. It gets 57 MPG, it hits 60 MPH in 7 seconds, and it's a Toyota so it will run problem-free for 200,000 miles. Here's an AWD build with a roof rack for $31,444. Here's one near me for $32,104. There aren't many cars this practical at this price.
Toyota also makes a PHEV Prius but for some reason the cargo space isn't as impressive. If you look at a regular Prius take a gander at the PHEV Prius and ask the salesperson about the cargo discrepancy.
If you want a car that doesn't appear so blatantly hybrid there are plenty of great options like the Toyota Camry (all Camrys are hybrid now) and Accord Hybrid, or the Toyota RAV4 HEV, Toyota RAV4 PHEV, and Honda CR-V Hybrid. As with the Prius, these cars will run forever.
There are plenty of bad options too. If you want to be a contrarian go get an Alfa Romeo Tonale PHEV. It isn't available in 2026 but no one wants to drive an Alfa (except me) so you can find 69 new 2025 models on dealer lots. All 69 will probably break within minutes after you get them home so I don't suggest you do any of this, but it's a thing you could do.
A more responsible PHEV choice would be a CPO Volvo S60 Recharge. It has AWD, 455 hp, about 35 miles of electric range and about 70 MPG in hybrid mode. Here's one with 32k miles for $32k. If you want something bigger, check out a CPO Volvo S90 Recharge. Here's one with 12k miles for $46k. You can hear Squeaky nodding furiously as he reads this.
If you really want to set hearts ablaze, get a Volvo V60 Polestar. By far the coolest thing in Volvo's lineup, it was discontinued for 2025. You can find CPO options but they are rare and pricey. But worth it!
Donna asked about the VW ID.Buzz. I love that fact that it exists but I can't picture buying one and a lot of people agree with me, so many that VW only sold 4934 through three quarters in 2025 and put the car "on hiatus" for 2026. The base price of the base model is $60k and even with deep dealer discounts they're over $50k. That's a lot for an EV with less than 250 miles of range. You can buy a Honda Odyssey for $10k less and drive it cross country without having to take hour-long breaks to fill it up every 200 miles. But if you just want to drive locally, have lots of stuff to haul, and love the Buzz.ID's looks, head over to VW of Alexandria and fight like hell to get this green CPO gem down to $45k. Be prepared to point to the brand new ones selling for $51k that I linked to above (or do some research for others closer to home) and remind them that they also have an orange CPO one on the lot, then tell them you're doing them a favor taking these unloved and unwanted monstrosities off their hands. Then go over to Lindsay VW of Dulles and run the same game on their two CPO Buzz.IDs and use whatever price you get in Alexandria against them. Go back and forth until you get a number you like. Have fun with it!
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
Finding Joy: Mighty Macc
Sam Heathcote is an elementary school physical education teacher at Stamford Park Primary School in Altrincham, near Manchester in the northwest of England. So it must've been a bit befuddling to him to be the subject of interview requests from ESPN, the New York Times, SiriusXMFC and others this weekend.
That's what happens when you find yourself in the middle of one of the greatest upsets in modern soccer history.In addition to his day job, Heathcote is a starting center back for Macclesfield FC, which competes in the National League North, the sixth tier of the English football pyramid. The Silkmen have only been in existence for five years; their previous incarnation, Macclesfield Town FC, was disbanded in bankruptcy in 2020. The new version is known as a phoenix club, having risen from the ashes of its predecessor.
On Saturday, Macclesfield hosted Premier League side Crystal Palace at Moss Rose, their 5,300-seat stadium in an FA Cup third round match. 5,348 fans packed the ground, a new record. Palace are the holders of the cup, winners over Manchester City in last year's final at Wembley.
They won't be this year.
The part-time players of Macclesfield went toe to toe with the Premier League pros, taking a 2-0 lead into the 90th minute before giving up a goal. The six minutes of stoppage time must've seemed an eternity to the home faithful, but the time ended without another goal, and Macclesfield FC earned a 2-1 victory that numerous British commentators have hailed as the greatest upset in the tournament's 155-year history.
Sometimes upsets in the FA Cup are borne from the more prominent club having rotated its team, resting key players. And while Palace might not have started its full usual eleven, key players such as England national team members Marc Guehi and Adam Wharton, along with USMNT stalwart Chris Richards were in the starting lineup.
The Macclesfield story is made all the more emotional by the recent death of 21 year-old forward Ethan McLeod, who was killed in an automobile accident while traveling home from the squad's December 16 match against Bedford Town. It's almost too much of a storybook tale.
The Silkmen drew Brentford at home as their fourth-round opponent this afternoon, and they'll likely be bounced from the tournament at that point - which makes Dave a bit of a villain. Again. But there is no taking back their moment of joy and glory.
Up Macclesfield!
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