Certified Grumpy Old Man
Geezer Quick Laughs
- Older people know about living on the edge
- My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s…
- How to fall asleep in a living room chair
- Grew up with 3 TV channels
- Retirement Age is 67…
Geezer Funny Pictures
- A dog and a walker
A funny cartoon about a lady, a walker, and a dog. Bad dog! Poor lady! ... - How we used to text…
This funny picture reminds us of what texting used to be like in the old ... - We may not party like we used to…
Funny picture. We may not party like we used to, but if we can take ... - Fun things that happen as we age
A few of the weird ways that our bodies tell us we’re getting older. Work ... - Geezer’s Paradox
You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, ...
Seniors on YouTube
- Hardest Geezer Russ Cook: The First Brit to Run the Length of Africa
An interview with Russ Cook of Britain who recently finished running the length of Africa. Continue reading → - 104-year-old making skydive that could make her oldest skydiver
Dorothy Hoffner, a 104-year-old woman, skydiving to make it to the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s oldest ... - 94-Year-Old Travels to See 90-Year-Old Sister ‘One Last Time’
TikTok captures 94-year-old who travels from New Hampshire to Nevada to see her 90-year-old sister one last time. Continue reading ... - Aetna Medicare team brings joy to seniors through music
YouTube video about Songs 4 Seniors, a program that taps into local high school musical talent to bring the joy ... - Geezer Happy Hour
You have to be over 60 to enjoy the Geezer Happy Hour in Ann Arbor, Michigan Continue reading →
- Older Ladies by Donnalou Stevens
This is not some dumb take-off of another song. Completely original with great words and music and a professional video ... - Senior Moments / Brain Farts
With over 7 million You Tube viewings, geezer Golf Brooks Senior Moments / Brain Farts song is a must view ...
Retirement Ramblings
- Thoughts about aging
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it. Like many elderly people, I own a cat. When people see the ... - Old Woman and the Bank Teller
This old woman handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.” The old woman wanted to know why. The teller returned ... - What does it feel like to be old?
Anonymous text The other day, a young person asked me: What did it feel like to be old? I was very surprised by the question, since he did not consider me old. When he saw my reaction, he was immediately embarrassed, but ...
Geezer Satire
- A Few Facebook Thoughts
From a recent Facebook post from my friend, Ed Decker: Facebook keeps asking me “What’s on your mind, Ed? thought I would jot down a few things. Went to see my cardiologist last month. He said I was in pretty bad shape. ... - I left my glasses…
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When, leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t ... - The Geezer’s New Corvette
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought, as ...
Geezer Writing From the Web
- I am aging, or so everyone is telling me. I guess that’s OK.
This article is by Jim Autry as published in the Des Moines Register. At age 90, I finally realized that I qualify as “elderly” or, ... - “I’m with Boomers on this one.”
This is a story from Bored Panda about a Tweet by historian Dr. Eladio B. Bobadilla that asked the question “”What makes you go, ‘I’m ... - Geezer Romance is Hard
This article, about senior dating life, is by Mike Taylor writing in The News from Montcalm County and Ionia County, Michigan. Mike admits he is ...
Geezer Sayings
- I knew a place called Yesterday…
A nostalgic poem about Yesterday and how geezers remember it. Not quite the same as the Present. Continue reading → - You might be old if…
You might be old if you remember what’s on this list. Not so old if you don’t know what some of them are. Continue reading ... - A Generation That Will Never Come Back
When the geezer generation goes, these are the memories we will leave behind. We will remember fondly while the next generations scratch their heads in ...
Senior Humor Sites
My personal collection of senior-related humor sites. Click the titles to be transported to laughs. (Some risque, but not dirty.)
Starts at 60 Collection of jokes added to most days. Not all related to geezers, but still funny.
The Odds Single Panel comic strip featuring married seniors Tad and Elmira Odd.
Everyday-wisdom.com “Oldies But Goodies” Humor For Senior Citizens! Scroll down for jokes.
My Clean Humor This page has daily clean jokes about aging.
Reader’s Digest Old Age Jokes “Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.” Short jokes about aging. In large type for easy reading.
Geriatrics and Baby Boomer Humor, part of the Humor Etc. site. Jokes to click on.
My Aging Funny Bone is part of the Senior Resource website. A twice weekly cartoon (scroll down) and some jokes to click on.
Retirement Quotes Cafe This page of the site has retirement-related jokes and humor.
My Little Sister’s Jokes About Aging Click on any written joke.
Grandma Betty Long page with quick one liners. Part of a larger site with lots of info sources for boomers.
Senior Ark: Seniors helping Seniors meet the challenges in retirement. This is the humor page of a large site for seniors. Mostly links to short funny joke stories.
Senior Citizen Humor Link for senior citizen merriment, humor, jokes, and fun! Scroll down for jokes. (Not updated recently.)
Geezer Planet on Facebook Website stopped in 2013.
Senior Resources
- 10 Tips for Traveling Smart as a Senior
Guest Post As more and more people get their covid vaccinations, the travel bug begins to hit. There are so many places you’re bound to want ... - 9 Life-Saving Tips for Senior Hikers
Guest Post Hiking and outdoor adventurism aren’t just meant for the young whipper-snappers. By maintaining their health over the decades, seniors can continue to enjoy hiking ... - How Older Adults Can Take Care of Their Dental Health
Guest Post by Dr. Anu Isaac, DMD With growing older, a lot of good things come your way Becoming comfortable financially More time to do what you love A ...
