Last night was the annual ice cream social at school. We saw a few friends and the girls ran around like wild animals with their BFFs. We’re still on tenterhooks about teachers, though. Who will Dusty get? Will Red get her same teacher this year? Nobody’s saying a word.
Driving Dusty to class yesterday, she mentioned who she wanted this year and how funny it was that everyone used to say her old teacher, Mrs. J, was “mean” and she turned out to be the best teacher EVER. Mean sometimes translates to “no nonsense” and “high expectations” and “no goofing around, time to get to work”.
While talking to the BFFs’ mom, who is sending her oldest daughter to middle school, we talked about an actual mean teacher who, thankfully, is no longer there. She also taught the Y after school program (ineptly) and is a whole rant into itself. The mom is a veterinarian and has participated in Career Days. She compared the actual mean teacher’s manner with others’.
I am glad the mean teacher will never be Red’s teacher. Of course, I wouldn’t allow it to happen but I’m glad I don’t have to make that phone call.
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On Sunday, I made Dusty clean her room, something she seems to need assistance doing even though I’ve broken the chore down for her: pick a category of crap (yarn, sewing, fabric, books, clothes) and put them where they belong.Then, pick another. Then another. Eventually, you’ll see the floor again.
Inevitably either I or my husband have to go in and help her with it. This time around she found a science kit she’d gotten for Christmas but had never used. Mainly due to time restraints in this past year and also due to her fading interest in science.
But, she found her Enviro Battery kit and we attempted to do all the experiments that night. The experiments that involved making potatoes into batteries that light a small light bulb, and the vinegar-in-cups one that turns on a clock (or, I might have that backwards) worked wonderfully. The ones that involved a sound chip did not. I think the chip is faulty. It made nary a peep. I don’t know if it was manufactured incorrectly or if it expired because it took us so long to get to it. I’m thinking these things don’t expire unless you crush them (which is what I do with sound chips in birthday cards) into dust. I could contact the company and ask for a replacement but I’m still waiting to hear from the magazine company that sold Dusty’s name to our local public tv station which sent her a fundraising solicitation. Um, no. Nine-year-olds DO NOT need to be solicited. Somebody effed up.
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Looks like I volunteered to be Cookie Mom again this year. The troop leader asked if I was a glutton for punishment to which I answered “Obviously. Stop me before I kill again.” So, if you want girl scout cookies, you know who to come to.
Please sir, may I have another?
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I passed a church yesterday whose marquee read: “Do you trash God and then wonder why things go wrong?” And I answered, “Actually, no. I don’t actually “trash” God, I simply don’t give its existence much thought. Things go wrong because we can’t control the universe, other people, etc. And “wrong” can mean different things to different people. Sometimes “wrong” turns out to be “right”. Like Dusty thinking her previous teacher was going to be “mean” because she’d heard other kids say so. And those kids simply might have meant you can’t get away with shit in Mrs. J’s class.
On my way from from D.C. on Saturday, I saw the oddest billboard ever. It read:
“I hate the Prince George [denomination] Christian Church – Satan”
Which…..why, if you were a church and wanted to spend money on advertising, would you consider taking that tact? Churches continue to make me scratch my head in puzzlement. Why emphasize hate? Why bring “Satan” into it at all? Why…..oh, time for some advil or something.












