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Francesco Explains It All
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As regular readers have known for a while but those who just came across this site for purposes of contact information or blackmail do not, the Francesco Explains It All blog is no more.
But as the old saying goes, "Whenever a door closes a window opens" (putting an unusually upbeat spin on the act of defenestration). In other words, all new (and classic) content can be found on my site, Medium Large.
Always expanding, constantly improving, occasionally testy during periods of high humidity, Medium Large is your place for comics, humor articles, several mentions of cats, and information about my new book I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats, published by Chronicle Books.
But just because this blog has ceased operation doesn't mean all the news was bad for the hundreds of employees I pretended worked for me. In fact, I convinced myself I gave huge departing bonuses to the entire staff I imagined I had, even that guy from my fake Accounts Payable department who I told everyone stabbed me because I didn't want to admit I really scarred myself by reaching for a boiling tea kettle too eagerly.
That aside, to everyone who regularly visited this site, I thank you very much. To everyone who now regularly visits Medium Large, I also thank you very much. And to everyone who stumbled upon this site because if you click enough links in a row you're bound to read everything on the net eventually, just note that you are probably only few more clicks away from discovering there actually exists a Perfect Strangers fan fiction site.
Sorry, I didn't mean to end this on such a horrifying note.
See you at Medium Large!
Just because there aren't any more "Harry Potter" books to film doesn't mean there can't be anymore "Harry Potter" films. Here are some posters for future Potter sequels and spin-offs that should make the studio and the fans very happy...or very, very concerned.
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From arts and crafts to allergies and concussions, now you can get all the tips you need to be a successful summer camp counselor right here!
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To see all the examples of when cakes can be cruel (sounds like a 70's documentary series, such as "When Havoc Struck"), please go to Smosh.com.
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Please see all twenty cards for the big day tomorrow at Smosh.com. Thanks!
Other Links:
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Why Cats Are Not Doctors
Excerpts from “I Could Pee on This” and Other Poems by Cats
More Upcoming Coffee Table Books
Greeting Cards Best Left Unsent
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Goodbye to "Francesco Explains It All," Hello to the New and Improved"Medium Large"!
Friday, July 15, 2011
20 Harry Potter Movie Sequels
Just because there aren't any more "Harry Potter" books to film doesn't mean there can't be anymore "Harry Potter" films. Here are some posters for future Potter sequels and spin-offs that should make the studio and the fans very happy...or very, very concerned.
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Saturday, June 11, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
10 Tips For First Time Camp Counselors
From arts and crafts to allergies and concussions, now you can get all the tips you need to be a successful summer camp counselor right here!
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
20 Rejected Birthday Cakes
To see all the examples of when cakes can be cruel (sounds like a 70's documentary series, such as "When Havoc Struck"), please go to Smosh.com.
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Saturday, May 7, 2011
Rejected Mother's Day Cards
Please see all twenty cards for the big day tomorrow at Smosh.com. Thanks!
Other Links:
Pet Reflections
Why Cats Are Not Doctors
Excerpts from “I Could Pee on This” and Other Poems by Cats
More Upcoming Coffee Table Books
Greeting Cards Best Left Unsent
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- Francesco Marciuliano
- New York, NY, United Arab Emirates
- Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
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A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
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