Who died and made you king of the Zombies?

I promised meself that it wouldn’t affect me, that I could just ignore it and everything will be fine…

But, of course I was just lying to meself. Of course it was gonna affect me. No matter how hard I try to ignore it, there was always gonna be some fuckwit who was bound to ask…

“watching the world cup then?”

No I’m Fucking not. Can’t stand football, never have and never will. What makes you think just because it’s a world cup, I’m gonna be fucking interested? Now just fuck off with your, obviously too small, cheap knock off  England shirt before I cave your skull in.

Not that it’ll do any damage, if you had any brains in there, you wouldn’t watch 22 overpaid puffs, who’ve probably never done an honest days work in their lives, kick around a fake dead cow. All the while, patting yourself on the back for being patriotic.

If you were truly patriotic, then surely you’d be flying the English flag all the time, not only when there’s some pointless football tournament on.

So what if offends people from other nations who happen to be living here, it’s not like they care if their flags offend us is it? Most of ’em probably don’t even consider it, they’re just proud of whatever Country they hail from and aren’t afraid to show it.

Alright…I’ll admit, in the last few years, this hasn’t actually been a Country to be proud of, what with certain invasions of other Countries and kissing those stupid Yankee arses. But that’s not the normal everyday joe bloggs doing that, it’s those bloody politicians. Those bloody cunts who we elected, too busy serving their own agenda, forgetting they’re supposed to be serving us…

Slowly but surely chipping away at us, breaking us down, making us more subserviant…more pliable, so they can do whatever they want, cos “what can we do anyway, it’s not like anything we do will change anything.”

And the bloody do-gooders, with their “oh, you can’t do that, it might offend someone” attitude. Oh how I fucking hate them, why don’t they sort out their own shit before they tell me what’s offensive and what isn’t. It wasn’t until some, white middle class do-gooder pointed out that Golliwogs were offensive to black people, that black people took offence to them.

Tell me, when was the last time you saw anyone, be they black, white or Mexican, that looked anything like a Golliwog? I’m sorry but they only look slightly human, so how the hell are they offensive?

Beacuse they happen to be the colour black? I bet if they were pink or white, no one would bat an eyelid.

I’m pretty sure that when Enid Blyton wrote The Three Golliwog stories, there wasn’t any intention to offend, if that were the case then surely the Famous Five stories are offensive to the white upper middle classes?

–fotddarren