They say integrity is the most desirable virtue, but I say it’s continence
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Rain ponchos are for cowards
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder
A mirror is really just a window with a disturbing view
Call me prudish, but I prefer doing it alone
A window is really just a mirror with a bug screen
They say three’s a company but four’s a crowd, unless you’re in an orgy
If trees could talk they’d probably just scream
Say what you will about First World problems, they’re still problematic
Paper cuts are only dangerous when you’re naked
Nursery rhymes are kind of kinky and cruel
Chevy Chase just doesn’t smile like he used to
You can’t make a potato out of an omelette, but you can make an omelette out of a potato. Which is at once a curious statement on the origin of creation and a shallow attempt to give meaning to a latke.
A violin is more than just a chin guitar
Dementia is a bitch, but it can also be endearing. Especially when I pee in the fridge and put my socks in the toaster.
Tricking a parrot into saying “I love you” won’t make you any less lonely
They say you are what you eat. But I like to think I’m more than just a bratwurst sausage and a bottle of Imodium.
Crème brulée wouldn’t be so expensive if they just called it burnt cream
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it must be a duck. But if it just looks like a duck then it’s probably Joan Rivers.