Here’s a list of search engine terms people have used to find my blog. I don’t want to post every time I find something mildly amusing, so I’ll track them here.

  • having a life while having a boyfriend
  • the good that won’t come out
  • forced to wear panties photo
  • i wear panties
  • IS PLYMOUTH ENCORE GOOD
  • amanda swafford is she blind yet?
  • my house is a mess
  • a horrible day girl
  • feather panties
  • panties feather (these two came one right after the other. I must try not to mention the p-word too much more, for fear of disappointing those who arrive here and find naught but yarn porn)
  • dog planet earth peru sweater
  • damp gusset (2 many people searched for this! after some research I discovered this is an Adult Film company or something)
  • tiny knits on large needles
  • where does nigella buy her cardigans
  • walnut maggots
  • aryan sweater patterns
  • lara sack
  • elegant broomstick skirts (this is not that amusing in and of itself, except for the disconnect between the context in which I mentioned it–Aughra and poor fashion sense–and what the reader was surely looking for)
  • pitchers of chinchillas (I know what they meant, but it presents a wonderful mental image)
  • santa claus killed by the evil woman
  • Why didn’t the witch wear panties???
  • futuristic santa
  • aryan knit sweater
  • pictures of birds with plastic knickers
  • thinky pinky the thinking game some exam
  • what if i ate a maggots in walnuts
  • how to get rid of worms in yarn (yikes!)
  • rainbow knitted jackets jesus
  • scrotum knit -dog
  • a hammer and a feather can fell at the same rate
  • feather duster worms fo sale
  • santa claus porn
  • greek women weight
  • looking upwards
  • how many deer on the earth?
  • Santa claus screaming (these next few all searched for during Advent)
  • santa claus crazy
  • santa claus creepy
  • dead santa claus
  • nasty+santa+claus
  • hideous+craft+pictures
  • hammer dryad snake
  • SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD
  • Dead Zombie Santa Clause
  • CAST OF ARYAN
  • BEAUTIFUL ASS
  • I CAN´ SEE EARLY
  • I CAN´´SEE EARLY
  • I CAN SEE EARLY
  • i knit the cheese
  • knitted scrotum cozy
  • neckly ladies
  • how to knit franj on scarf
  • sparrow swooping
  • hashbrowns dog
  • All-that-hair haircut
  • mobydick aluminium ageing oven
  • opposite of itis
  • unicorn soft porn
  • old ladies in hideous bikinis
  • ghosts leaving urine puddles on the floor
  • tips to make my butt wider
  • eating too much baby (yes, this always gives me a stomachache)
  • scrotum cozy
  • i saw a creature
  • (this was a spam comment, not a search term): hi, idealistic blog on blubbery loss. comparable helped.
  • flamingo aquarium
  • devil sheep
  • ‘camisole of death’ knitting pattern
  • la mancha gold coffeepot
  • wisconsin statue of jesus
  • teeth tails and tentacles