yes mattu did it again!!!
Since the age of 13 mattu has been suffering from this phobia of filling up forms….i mean somehow she always manages to mess it up…it was never serious coz she alwez realized her mistake and corrected it at the last second….
For instance she’d filled up her security identity card and in the “any visible marks” section she wrote down black mole under left year now…am not too sure if she knows about homophones but i guess she’s just got a weird sense of humor that makes her write all this crap down.
One Thursday Evening:
Okay the form filling that could make a big difference in her life was on this inauspicious day when she was called to fill up her B1 Visa form (i can’t imagine how many hits am gonna get for this highlighted word! 😛 ) But newez sorry people u’re at the wrong place….please search another site for B1 Visa details!
yeah so she was going to start filling up her visa form and suddenly she was greeted by HetchPee (HP) her long lost friend who somehow got talking and she started filling up the online form which has weird questions like “have u had any SPECIAL kind of fire-arms training?” .. now for a mumbaiite who’s seen through bomb-explosions in the train and swum her body through the deadly flooded sion roads all night (yea mattu’s a brave girl-and a little show off too but then…..she’s mattu!) fire-arms training was never a consideration…..she never knew that this word even existed!?!!! newez so she was marking NO to all these freaking questns and casually chit-chatting wid her dear ol’ faithful fren HP… the SUBMIT button was clicked and off she bid her fren HP goodbye and came back to her seat to blog.
Now that was on a Thursday evening.
Friday Evening:
Now since mattus guardian angels are always with her, one of her colleagues-who’s supposed to be traveling with her happened to see her form with the WRONGEST information filled in…he immediately called her up and said..what have u done!?!?!? mattu was like “WHAT? and who’s this?” then he politely said who he was and informed her that her docs were just going to be submitted to the consulate and he, by chance saw that she had filled up the answer to “How long would your stay be in the US? ” as 3 weeks instead of 12 weeks or 3 months !!!!!!
Now he went and reported to her new manager….
the manager was so furious coz of this mistake as the B1 would have been sanctioned only for 3 weeks 😦 due to this…..but matz is so weak at math tht she dint realize the damn diff btwn 3 months/3 weeks……..
now every1 in the new team of matz (6 guys and she alone) thinks she’s a careless hopeless little blonde 😦
sad che ne?
e-Scream..where mattu screams and the world reads on 