Dear Iago,

Love is not love without the crazy.


Love,

Before you attempt to write anything, first, describe the beauty of sunset.


Love,

Vanity is not the devil's favorite sin. It's envy.


Love,

I am actually a very cool mom. You're just not allowed to know why until you're 35.


Love,

I wish I could preserve some of my life's moments in a jar and open it everytime I feel like it.


Love,

Weigh people not only for what they say but also for what they don't say.


Love,

Give me freedom and I'll be yours forever.


Love,

Anyone who's capable of feeling so much love is also capable of feeling so much pain. And anger. And misery. And pleasure.


Love,

I was young and restless once. And boy was I good at it.


Love,

Invest more on being funny than being handsome.


Love,

If you've had a guilty pleasure then you have probably lived.


Love,

It's not about the tea. It's about the time.


Love,

I think locks are the saddest inventions in human history.


Love,

Mama has no mean bone on her body... just a couple hundred "don't-do-this-and-that" ones.


Love,

Stay in school, son. Even Steven Spielberg went back to finish college.


Love,

He's not the kind of guy I read from out of the pages of a romance novel.

... but sometimes he is.


Love,

You will always be much stronger than you think.


Love,

She's one of those people who can make my life easier by jumping off a bridge.


Love,

"Educated" and "Easy to boss around" cannot live in the same body.


Love,

Dishonesty is the root of all heartaches.


Love,

Never apologize for doing what you're good at.


Love,

You really can't hate numbers if you love money.


Love,

Lower your expectations but never your standards.


Love,

To the man (or woman) who invented the stapler, you rock!


Love,

First loves are like pimples. You have to wait 'til you're twenty-five to get over them.


Love,