Once you’ve turned your house into a massive refrigerator, a penguin can be a pretty affordable pet.
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Thought 80
May 18, 2009 at 3:06 am · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged chemotherapy, children, tics
A good way to protect your children from tics in the summertime is to keep them on a healthy dose of chemotherapy.
Thought 79
May 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged buddhist, nudist, temple
If you’re going to a nudist temple, make sure it’s not actually a Buddhist temple before you get involved.
Thought 76
May 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged wheelchair
Probably one of the most tragic things I’ve ever seen was a game of musical wheelchairs.
Thought 75
May 7, 2009 at 6:24 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged children, robot, teach
If robots could smile, I think we’d all be a little more open to letting them teach our children.
Thought 74
April 28, 2009 at 5:01 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged hockey, soccer
If you and your friends want to play hockey, but you don’t have sticks, and the frozen pond is actually a grass field, you should probably just play soccer instead.
Thought 73
April 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged dust pan, quicksand, screen door
If you’re trying to rescue someone in quicksand, and all you have available is a dust pan, a screen door and some rope, don’t just assume that you have to use everything. Sometimes there’s just stuff lying around for no reason.
Thought 72
April 23, 2009 at 4:57 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged protest, signs
If you’re going to your first protest, don’t just assume they provide the signs. You have to bring your own.
Thought 71
April 22, 2009 at 4:50 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
I can’t wait until Scions get old so my Scion restoration shop can finally see a little success.
Thought 70
April 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged cardboard, tag office
I think it’s about time for the tag office to start making their temporary tags more professional looking than sharpie on cardboard.
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