Dating 2.0

I feel I should apologize since I have been MIA for over a week and I know you are all patiently waiting for updates.  Maybe not, but humor me here.

Let’s start with Man-child.  He contacted me the day I wrote about him on here and said he was debating whether or not to text me all week.  Since I accidentally viewed his profile while writing My Vagina Is Not For Sale, it prompted him to grow a temporary pair and actually do it.  The conversation was a lot of back and forth.  After some accusations that girls “speak in code,” I explained that I do not.  I really meant it when I said that I was sorry things didn’t work out that Friday, but I did want to see him again.  I told him that the ball was in his court, so he responded that we should get together the following Friday.  I was going to be out of town for the weekend so we agreed on Sunday.  Thursday, he texted me and said he had the flu so I was “off the hook.”  I’m pretty sure he would have been better by Sunday if he was aware that he had the flu on Thursday, but I just wished him well and have not spoken to him since.  This is why I say his balls were temporary, which is probably for the best.

Cocaine also texted me the day I posted about him.  I started to think these men had figured out I was writing this blog.  I know this is just my paranoia.  He tried to get me to agree to a second date but I said the way he reacted to our last conversation scared me and explained that I needed a man who didn’t NEED me, but WANTED me in his life.  These are two very different things.

Brian Boitano and I texted a bit more and finally made plans to see each other again, but when date day came, I did not hear from him.  He texted me the next day to see if I was free, but that was the night of my bowling league (yes, I bowl…no, I’m not good) so I had to turn him down.  I haven’t heard from him since.

Which brings us to The Hobbit, and the real reason I have not been posting.  I have actually been dating The Hobbit.  Multiple dates with the same person.  Weird, I know.  We have seen each other a couple times a week since that first date.  He even met some of my friends this weekend.  One of these friends said, “awkward + awkward = awesome” referring to the two of us together, and he responded, “if she wasn’t awkward, I wouldn’t be as attracted to her.”  (Insert “aaawww” sound effect here.)  All is going well so far, which gives me less to write about.  No worries though, I now have all the questions and awkwardness that comes with a relationship rolling around in my head.  They will soon spill out here, along with more stories from me and friends.